Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

That song is pretty rad, B reel is a national treasure, unlike Lucas and I am the most pleb white boy rap listener ever. I'm aware I'm saying I like a song that's as played out and well known as tupacs California love. I chose that song because, when Lucas went to Cali, he got no love. It was really adorable.

I'm really shocked he got his entire stimmy bux in one shot, he's probably super manic on this pile of money, but it says one thing, even his payee, an employee of the gov GAVE UP. (s)he isn't trying to get Lucas a house, clean clothes, education, nothing. This is someone who's job is to help the most mentally ill people. In ways it's noble, it's not your fault your crazy. I've worked with some people who are functionally lower than Lucas and it's sad and awesome. They can't figure something like how to pay bills etc. So someone helps them, they do a job like stock shevles etc and give back to the world and love it. In ways outside of Lucas a payee is a noble job. In his case, and I hope this really drives home, someone said FUCK Lucas Colby Werner, he's a fat faggot creep and I legit want to spend my day helping literal drooling retards keep the cable bill up so they can watch Game of thrones for the 100x time or some shit after mopping floors.

He's clearly getting fleeced for it and it's so funny that someone is living off HIS biden bux and cucking him blasting music off a 4 generation old smart phone and this "alpha male" is letting that shit go down. He's the big silver back who calls the shot, in a room he's paying for and feeding others he can't even man up to ask "can you please turn that down". That's beyond beta, it's some kinda... letter so far down the greek alphabet, it's lost to this sands of time.

Lucas is gonna memory hole the whole "getting laid thing" and go back to begging for a 100 GFE soulmaid ovilator. The only thing funnier is if Lucas tries to pretend he was a gentleman who didn't kiss and tell, the same guy who does selfies in portipotties some how has enough class not to mention a woman he banged.

I'm really lost what he means by women have bad tudes on dating sites, he always ranted he was thrown off them and banned with no replies even. This shows his entitlement, if someone doesn't reply to your dating profile, resume, etc it's a polite/professional no. Other times it's a dead account troll etc, this happens on dating sites, even someone who doesn't use them would know that. Lucas feels if he wants to cum inside you, it's your job to jump when he says how high. Otherwise you're the problem.

He's still caught up with the whole gen Z is commie af and not just support but want to fuck Bernie Sanders, my memory is hazy on all his insanity, has he ever ran into a catfish/troll that plays up the trad wife game? Really wants kids at 22 but into trump Christian etc. I mean he's an idiot and people love to pozload my negholep but if that saga happened, it would be good to re read and if not... well don't do it but some idiot will steal this and go a head because they need internet happy stickers.

Gosh this is getting long, unlike Lucas' micro penis.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has never tried vegetarianism, which is surprising. It's both cool with the Gen Z hippies he wants to fuck, and it's been proven that eating meat shortens your telomeres. Lucas' main two blabbing points with one stone. But, I suppose his desire for Clinkernigger supersedes all that.

The fact that he's never professed vegetarianism is a little surprising, but given his complete and utter lack of self-control, the fact that he stress-eats, associates happiness with binging, and the fact that he's clearly addicted to junk food, it's not that surprising that he hasn't actually practiced it.

Remember, Lucas will tell you he's on a vegan diet when he's got a slice of pepperoni pizza in one hand and a hamburger in the other. In one of my favorite Bizarro Lucas transitions from a former video, he vacillated in one sentence between talking about how he was exploring veganism, to lusting after foie gras.

He was trying to tell Goldie how healthy his eating was, and when Goldie pointed out that just the day before he'd been eating snacks from a gas station with great gusto, Lucas didn't even blink. He was just like yeah? so what? I USUALLY eat healthy. And we all know how he considers his homeless stroll around town, his little girl lurking, to be exercise. He used to profess, with seeming sincerity, that he walked 3 miles a day. Yeah, I don't think so. Hiding behind a trash can to ogle the cheerleading team at the local high school is not quite cardio, Lucas.

It must be nice to have a brain unbothered by internal consistency.

 

[Da Dude123]

Moooo!

 

[wenttobermuda]

I enjoy Lucas's hostility towards "rap" and "flatbills," especially in the context of his labored attempts to stay relevant and connect with girlies decades younger than him.

Despite Lucas's best efforts to ingratiate himself with Gen Z baes, there are some concessions that he will not make. He may proclaim sympathy with their politics, and parrot their argot, but he will never listen to their music. Lucas is an old man, and kids these days, they just listen to noise! Now, NIN and KMFDM, that's music...

 

[ClownBrew]

Lucas' latest brilliant idea is to give a Genz guy $100 for him to hook Lucas up with an introduction with a young hot Gen Z bae. Genz dudes are immature and while they might agree to introduce Lucas with a hot bae, after talking with Lucas for 5 minutes it is going to become clear to her that he might potentially pose a threat to her both, physically, and emotionally. Lucas would be better served offering the money to an older Gen X guy of his own age to set up an introduction with the girl he wants. I say this because Most (not all) older men do know how to speak with woman, and several of us do hook up with younger women in their 20s. I think Lucas' thinking on this subject is fundamentally flawed.

He see his best and only chance of meeting a young Bae is through the men of said generation. I disagree, his best chance of meeting a young hawt willing 20 something is through the guys of his own generation. Because Lucas doesn't know how to talk to and hook up with women, that is definitely not the case for many guys of his very own generation. Maybe it's because Gen X guys are real and don't use cheesy pick up lines with the word 'friend' in them, plus the majority of us don't come off rapey. Although I would feel sorry for any girl put into this situation, older men will inherently protect women who they are close to and friends with. Lucas' world view is that of only Gen Z guys with the baseball caps acting like wiggers are his only chance. I am not sure if he remembers or not, but he is describing many from our generation (Gen X) who were teenagers in the 90's that acted exacted the same way. Styles from earlier generations (in this case, teenage styles from GenX teenagers) many times become stylish again, Generation Z are acting, dressing, talking, adopting the very generation that Lucas comes from. But ultimately I suspect he was a dork then, and in 20 years he falls into that exact same category of loser.

If anything I feel that Lucas is a prime example of everything that went wrong with X...just in a really exaggerated way in his case.

He's the extreme version of what happens when people experience a troubled upbringing and at the same time are brainwashed with lefto subversive politics everywhere they turn.

Even in the way that he tries to latch onto Z it just illustrates one of the most screwed up things about X-- the cringey obsession with trying to be seen as eternal edgy teens into middle age and even old age. Le sigh forever cool! Hello fellow youths! Fuck Reagan amirite?

We slam Luke for his insane extremes of this stuff...but is the next 45 year old stunted development case in the torn Ramones tee shirt really any better?

Generation X is a shithouse fire in general.

 

[Mother Fucker]

We slam Luke for his insane extremes of this stuff...but is the next 45 year old stunted development case in the torn Ramones tee shirt really any better?

There's plenty of mentally handicapped people who aren't anywhere near as much of an insufferable cunt as Lucas. Why are you always on here trying to blame his faggotry on other shit like it's not his fault. Lucas is an absolute piece of shit regardless of any other factor.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

There's plenty of mentally handicapped people who aren't anywhere near as much of an insufferable cunt as Lucas. Why are you always on here trying to blame his faggotry on other shit like it's not his fault. Lucas is an absolute piece of shit regardless of any other factor.

Yeah, total agreement.

Lucas wasn't brainwashed with Lefty politics, he dipped a toe into them to justify his pedophilia and terminal laziness, picked up the bits that he thought would support his teenie lust, and leaves any real philosophy or political thought behind, because of course it's too much for his pea brain.

He also doesn't want to be an eternal teenager, just look at how scornful he is of the way that he thinks gen Z dresses... he wants to fuck teenagers, he doesn't want to be one.

Your average arrested development case in a t-shirt from a band that had broken up before they were born may be a douchebag, but they're a far cry from Lucas.

 

[ClownBrew]

Why are you always on here trying to blame his faggotry on other shit like it's not his fault.

Lolwutt?

I'm just about the only person here who doesn't believe he's a disabled schizobipolarsperger with brain diseases and sheeit.

I'm on here pointing out just about daily that his real problems are weed and fast food and mommy issues.

Typically earns me a couple of dumbs and puzzle pieces each night usually courtesy of either Wonder Wino or Martelli.

Won't stop me from calling it as I see it. Luke's problem is he's a fat weed addled coomer...never said otherwise.

 

[Bassomatic]

Eh, everyone is entitled to an opinion, and rather not see our fellow wernolgists bicker, but it's good to view him in other ways. Personally, I think his mental illness shaped his behavior that, makes him do/think worse.

Also, it's a great fun way to point out Lucas is a negative stereotype of gen X, and chicken or egg aside it's really funny to point out a broken older gen trying to bully the "cool kids" is no different than yelling about them darned beatles and that negro like Elvis! Nothing makes you come off more out of touch.

I think his drug use is half self medication, (schizos have an awful high drug use rate because it calms voices in the winds) and part bcecause he's so insane he sees buying pot as some kinda mating call flex.

The fast food, Lucas is just a gorging animal, I legit think he's gotta have some mental illness related to eating, because aside mommy giving him treats when no one wants to be around him, there's not way to eat what he does and not feel so sick you'd learn better. But it's not a joke he hits more than one shelter up for food, blows his EBT, begs for food AND hits up food pantries. He's stuffing himself like a fucking bear ready to hibernate non stop. When he was younger and at home, we saw he was even bigger. Only reason he's not 400+ is he has to walk from one shelter to next to get fed.

If you all disagree agree throw tism stickers and move on, to quote much greater men than you and I, bill and Ted, be excellent to each other. Also 69 dude! Something Lucas will never do, because firstly, never will he have a sexual partner, but he can't even get a boner. So even if he got with a girl to eat puss puss, it would be a 68 because his mirco dick falls in his fat stomach lol.

 

[Mother Fucker]

I'm just about the only person here who doesn't believe he's a disabled schizobipolarsperger with brain diseases and sheeit.

You just made my point for me.

 

[Twrx]

A bit off topic, but I just stumbled across this video again, where Lucas is trying to act hard. He takes his shirt off to try to appear badass, and then all you see is his man tits jiggling

https://youtu.be/1eeNYQa8lcs

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A bit off topic, but I just stumbled across this video again, where Lucas is trying to act hard. He takes his shirt off to try to appear badass, and then all you see is his man tits jiggling

https://youtu.be/1eeNYQa8lcs

His pupils are ALWAYS hyper-dilated.

His brain must be bathed in adrenaline and anger chemicals.

Even outdoors in bright sunlight, his pupils are gargantuan.

 

[Wernology]

Youtube recommended this old live stream he did before he became permanently homeless again, and the bit about why he came to Spokane (to see what the red county was like, of course) killed me, like, c'mon, everyone else knows you got catfished out there.

Lots of bragging about weed, talking like he knows how to solve a city's socioeconomic woes, and just rambling like a moron while he tries to reference 90s SNL skits.

Comments are still on on it as well, oddly enough.

 

[boner_alert]

I'm just about the only person here who doesn't believe he's a disabled schizobipolarsperger with brain diseases and sheeit.

Initially I was going to inquire about supporting evidence to this theory but I realized I don't have any qualifications or even adequate knowledge on the subjects of clinical mental disorders/psychology. Combine that with the realization I actually don't care enough about this greasy fat retard to make the effort

But it made me wonder if you feel this way because it seems by people conceding or believing he has certifiable mental disorders removes a bit of personal responsibility and excuses him or his behavior in some way, or at least could garner a Lucas penis size measure of sympathy for him?

Rest assured, though I don't want to do some kind of disservice speaking on people with mental illnesses I know nothing about, the one thing I'm cocksure of, it's that Lucas is an 8 layered gunt cake, each layer constituting a more horrifying than the last attribute, with the final bottom, biggest layer.. the foundation of it all, being that he's a medically defined low-IQ shit eater. This layer is nothing but unbridled demented pedo fantasies and a teeny, scabby slug he calls his penis

He is substantially worse than any coprophilic mental patient. At least this person is recycling and self-sufficient, while Lucas jacks off to little girls and leeches off the working class tax dollars to buy trays of greasy take out, which he revoltingly consumes off his own sticky putrid body, while spit screaming about the greed and ungratefulness of others

One of the most interesting points in my pursuit of higher learning on Wernology was when the topic of discussion was regarding autism symptoms and Lucas' deranged and unpalatable personality, because of the overlaps of difficulty with social situations and a transactional blueprint in regards to a girlfriend/relationship .. and a kiwi who had experience working closely with people with autism detailed the thought processes behind the transactional logic autists have.. often they emulate marks of progress in life like a serious relationship after their peers and have a difficult time understanding why its such a challenge for them to keep up with them

She clarified Lucas' level of entitlement and degree of transaction are not comparable. Also the perplexity he has as to why he doesn't have hot prime jb baes lined up around the corner for Lucas is wild. Only an actual fat fucking retard would be utterly blind to the fact that the best thing he could make out of his life is if he dropped dead in the middle of the woods for hungry coyotes to feed on for weeks. Other than that, he's an aggressive genital warts flareup on society

What Im trying to say is Lucas is so rancid and shitty that this overpowers any possible mental disorders he may be troubled with, and could manifest, so that what is being displayed for our viewing pleasure is the very essence of Lucas himself

The fast food, Lucas is just a gorging animal, I legit think he's gotta have some mental illness related to eating, because aside mommy giving him treats when no one wants to be around him, there's not way to eat what he does and not feel so sick you'd learn better. But it's not a joke he hits more than one shelter up for food, blows his EBT, begs for food AND hits up food pantries. He's stuffing himself like a fucking bear ready to hibernate non stop. When he was younger and at home, we saw he was even bigger. Only reason he's not 400+ is he has to walk from one shelter to next to get fed.

I do agree with this, there's definitely an unhealthy relationship with food thanks to his mommy's coddling in his formative years but what of the meds he was on when he was about 400lbs, which I think his claim of weight gain as a side effect is probable

And from childhood pics he seemed relatively normal weight/slightly chubby so I guess I wonder how much of the gorging is an innate trait vs environmental. Because I noticed that this is common in the deathfats.. of course their food addiction is the primary source of their grotesque weight/weight gain but a huge complication is the fact that these deathfats have literally nothing else to do or focus on. They have no personality aside from food, skills, hobbies, interests, or the mobility to even be able do anything but lay like a pig for slaughter and gorge

I think there is something to what you said about a bear preparing for hibernation. He's lived as an unwanted street tramp for years now and as goddamn lucky as he is to have multiple sources of food supply with charities and shelters, there still must be some kind of emotional and mental wearing on having to be completely dependent for your next meal. Maybe the psychological effects of food insecurity drives some or is a part of the foundation of this gluttony

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Youtube recommended this old live stream he did before he became permanently homeless again, and the bit about why he came to Spokane (to see what the red county was like, of course) killed me, like, c'mon, everyone else knows you got catfished out there.

Lots of bragging about weed, talking like he knows how to solve a city's socioeconomic woes, and just rambling like a moron while he tries to reference 90s SNL skits.

Comments are still on on it as well, oddly enough.

It's always fucking amazing to me how seriously he takes all this arbitrary political bullshit.

Like there's gonna be some astonishing fucking difference between Spokane and where ever the fuck he's originally from in Washington, just because one place votes more red than blue.

They're still all filled with mostly white people, and it's still Washington, so they're basically the same, Lucas.

You'd still be hated and ignored by the normal citizens anywhere in Washington. Nobody likes entitled bums.

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And that bit where he asks his viewers to design a board game and show it to him, and then says that if the game is awesome you don't have to worry about him being threatened and ignoring you out of jealousy...

Just the fact that he would even think to say that shows that he probably is that kind of a cunt.

 

[Wernology]

If it's from Lucas, they'd both be the same document.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Poor Lucas. Stuck listening to some hobo's gangbanger beats. It's probably almost as annoying as your bunkmate ranting about teenage ovulators.

Lucas deserves non-stop berrating with gangsta rap at full volume for the shit he puts on anyone unfortunate enough to share living quarters with him.

Say what you want about gangsta rap, it has never destroyed a communal toaster oven.

 

[ClownBrew]

You just made my point for me.

How?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Youtube recommended this old live stream he did before he became permanently homeless again, and the bit about why he came to Spokane (to see what the red county was like, of course) killed me, like, c'mon, everyone else knows you got catfished out there.

Lots of bragging about weed, talking like he knows how to solve a city's socioeconomic woes, and just rambling like a moron while he tries to reference 90s SNL skits.

Comments are still on on it as well, oddly enough.

I wrote 4 paragraphs about how much this video annoyed me then just deleted it.

It’s easier to just sum up by saying Lucas is a fat faggot, a know-nothing imbecile and deserves every misfortune he has brought upon himself.

What a colossal shithead.

 

[WonderWino]

Lolwutt?

I'm just about the only person here who doesn't believe he's a disabled schizobipolarsperger with brain diseases and sheeit.

I'm on here pointing out just about daily that his real problems are weed and fast food and mommy issues.

Typically earns me a couple of dumbs and puzzle pieces each night usually courtesy of either Wonder Wino or Martelli.

Won't stop me from calling it as I see it. Luke's problem is he's a fat weed addled coomer...never said otherwise.

Except this is complete and utter nonsense because its not a matter of belief or opinion. Lucas has serious mental problems. He's been to the nuthouse multiple times because of them and gets a tugboat because of them, which means he has been medically tested and confirmed to have said mental problems. To say nothing of the fact both he and his mother have admitted to his schizophrenia and bipolar issues multiple times over the years

So unless you're claiming lucas somehow outsmarted his multiple doctors and multiple judges, including in situations that required long term commitment that is very difficult to force on someone in WA (and lucas is not smart enough to do something like that, he can't even figure out how to do basic paperwork on his own), you're just making nonsensical statements about him and excusing his behavior. Weed and fast food is not causing his problems. They aren't helping any to be sure but he was fucked in the head as far back as early childhood at the very least. You're putting the cart before the horse

I think there is something to what you said about a bear preparing for hibernation. He's lived as an unwanted street tramp for years now and as goddamn lucky as he is to have multiple sources of food supply with charities and shelters, there still must be some kind of emotional and mental wearing on having to be completely dependent for your next meal. Maybe the psychological effects of food insecurity drives some or is a part of the foundation of this gluttony

That makes alot of sense. It reminds me of something a north korean defector said in a youtube video I saw a few years ago. Something about how, when he did have access to food he'd stuff himself no matter how full he got because he never knew when he'd be eating next. Lucas, while he currently has access to multiple shelters and the EBT card is still dependent on someone else for his food, and that shelter access could go away at any time for many reasons, not the least of which is his behavior. It could be at least a partially subconscious stuffing himself in case he gets banned for his behavior and loses his easy access to food. It could also be an emotional thing, considering how his mother handled every situation with food, it wouldn't be unlikely that he got emotionally obsessed and dependent on food. To quote bill in king of the hill - 'its my mothers fault! when I was sad she gave me cookies! when I was happy she gave me cookies! all my emotions require cookies hank!' and despite how lucas publicly responds to being a hobo, nobody really wants to be living on the street and sleeping in shelters, he can't be happy about that, even if he tries to act like it doesn't bother him. I don't doubt he's still pissed about losing his fartbox. and then the only little bit of actual happiness he seemed to have was when he was back to his days of making horrifying food in the toaster oven, which he ended up getting taken away from him, so that is likely eating at him a bit as well. Its funny how he never mentioned that thing again, it just got memory holed like everything else that makes him look bad. Same with his latest college attempt

That said, grizzly bear lucas stuffing himself to prepare for waddling into the spokane woods to hibernate for the winter under some old abandoned bridge would make for a hilarious picture. Perhaps thats why he didn't change his clothes for so long - he was trying to build up a protective crust to protect himself from the elements during hibernation