The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Coccxys]

The whole ecosystem collapse is just the troons going scorched earth on the maga chuds after reading some history of the soviet Union.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

1. Mountain lions are giant pussies, literally. They can be scared off by lifting a jacket over your head and screaming and running at them. They don't really encounter much that stands up to them so when something does they get confused, scared and run off.

2. If there are mountain lions in their area, they'd have more dead sheep and alpacas than they already do so I doubt they have any. It'd be an easy and consistent source of food for them so they'd be constantly attacked by some ML getting fat on their animals.

3. I can't really tell what Bonnie's mom was like from the info we have, but this is the one area I'm going to grant him she might be a giant narcissist. They make for shitty moms and will do shit like cosign for your dumb ranch so they can use it as leverage elsewhere. On the other hand, people throw the concept of narc moms around like they do the phrase "gaslighting" with no grasp of what the clinical definitions actually look like. Its equally possible Bonnie's mom just tells him the truth and thats too much for our delicate boy.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean I wasn't advocating that you SHOULD use an AR-15 to take on a bear, merely commentating that it can be done. Bears are known for their very thick skulls, so at the velocity that .223 goes you can pierce it.

Other than grizzlies, bears nearly never attack you unless you are fucking with their offspring. Just leave bears alone and they'll do the same to you. Seriously, a brown bear will run away if you just yell at it. They are not big on fucking with humans. I'd honestly be more scared of a raccoon because those are not afraid of shit.

 

[SIGSEGV]

They're never going to have a bear on the tranch. No trees. And you can scare off most bears pretty easily, no mace or firearms necessary.

Mountain lions, on the other hand...

The stench coming from Kevin's necrotic axe wound is powerful enough to repel dangerous wildlife.

 

[Putin Bot]

I can't really tell what Bonnie's mom was like from the info we have, but this is the one area I'm going to grant him she might be a giant narcissist. They make for shitty moms and will do shit like cosign for your dumb ranch so they can use it as leverage elsewhere. On the other hand, people throw the concept of narc moms around like they do the phrase "gaslighting" with no grasp of what the clinical definitions actually look like. Its equally possible Bonnie's mom just tells him the truth and thats too much for our delicate boy.

I am skeptical anytime a troon claims their parents are horrible or toxic people. Troons are well known to embellish or outright lie, especially if it's because their parents aren't supportive of their troon identity, even if the parents are supportive in other ways. Not to mention the fact that a lot of troons who grift always seem to use "my family is transphobic" as part of why they need to e-beg. Add this to the fact it seems that all the troons on the ranch are estranged from their families in some way or another, and they all seem purposefully to be antagonistic towards their parents and other relatives, in some shape or form. I think Penny is the only one who doesn't bad talk his parents, as seen by his reaction to learning his mother has alzheimers. And honestly, I can't imagine Paul's mom is really that horrible, because after all, she did cosign for the tranch, and put her credit on the line for them. If shit goes bad, she's going to be the one to take a hit from it, not Paul.

Other than grizzlies, bears nearly never attack you unless you are fucking with their offspring.

That, or you get in the way of them and their food, though for the most part bears are really just trying to run you off, not maul you. Humans though, typically aren't fast enough to get out of the way, which is why they get attacked. But yes, bear attacks are extremely rare, and the ones that do happen, more times than not the person was being retarded, and doing shit like feeding the bears or otherwise doing something stupid that would put them in close proximity to a bear.

 

[Ghostse]

Thread full of manlets. Get tall enough Mountain Lions class you as too big to be prey you losers.

Part of that's because of when the hormones hit and the amounts. Somebody who's born female will have the right patterns to generally get more--but it's not unknown for a woman to end up lolicon bait 'til she gets her first kid and the hormonal floods remind the tiddies they should be there.

Then...well, everybody has a place their body basically treats as the emergency storage of fat. Most people, it's the belly, second most common is thighs. Depending on your genes, you could be left needing to go on the concentration camp diet to get your body to drop fat from there.

If you spot somebody who's skinny but got definitely-natural tig ol biddies? They're one of the rare poor fuckers where that's the last place to lose fat.


I sincerely doubt there ever was and ever will be an FTM on the tranch.

Men use the belly for fat storage because it acts as padding for your squishy interneal organs as you rodeo clown the bull your tribe members are trying to jab with sharp sticks enough it goes down.

Women tend to more uniformly distribute fat for insulation; conserving energy so they have the most calories for the developing fetus.

 

[Spunt]

My vote is that the Troons should be armed with flamethrowers, frag grenades, molotov cocktails, dynamite, claymores, cluster mines and anything else that trades range for destructive power and collateral damage potential.

 

[Aunt Carol]

2. If there are mountain lions in their area, they'd have more dead sheep and alpacas than they already do so I doubt they have any. It'd be an easy and consistent source of food for them so they'd be constantly attacked by some ML getting fat on their animals.

A mountain lion hitting the meat lottery and sticking around to gradually reduce the herd would be a solid win for the mountain lion, the troons, and the surviving alpacas.

Arguably a win for the dead alpacas, too.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Troons fight (penny deleted the thread)

+100k of donation for shiny penis extender.

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Nice five o'clock shadow girl.

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Rancher driving an electric car

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[AnOminous]

Nice five o'clock shadow girl.

Lmao look at this man and the facial hair on this dude. Remember, these men are telling us they're women.

 

[White Devil]

"Finally found a 3x to go with my dot!"

Weird that a Vortex 3x pairs with a Vortex 1x dot. Almost as if it was made to.

 

[Rotter]

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[args]

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Only a couple of pages someone mentioned they are going to get an electric car. That was supposed to be a joke.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Finally found a 3x to go with my dot!"

Weird that a Vortex 3x pairs with a Vortex 1x dot. Almost as if it was made to.

At least he placed the dot in a sensible location. Finally.

Rancher driving an electric car

A 1st gen Nissan "it's a fucking" Leaf! That's like the bestest ranch car ever!
And no, it's a pure EV. They're going to really strain the PV system if they plan on charging it on the house and yard network. What a shitshow, Jesus.

 

[Electric Feels]

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How far is it into town? The Leaf has an absurdly bad range new, they'd be lucky to get 20 miles out of that thing.

 

[White Devil]

At least he placed the dot in a sensible location. Finally.

Until the idiot tries to charge it and bangs his hand. Even off set, he's gonna hit his hand on with that fuck huge charging handle. It's one of the reasons I don't like Raptors.

 

[AssignedEva]

My vote is that the Troons should be armed with flamethrowers, frag grenades, molotov cocktails, dynamite, claymores, cluster mines and anything else that trades range for destructive power and collateral damage potential.

Can we maybe crowdfund them for a small thermonuclear warhead?

How far is it into town? The Leaf has an absurdly bad range new, they'd be lucky to get 20 miles out of that thing.

Electric cars are good in one context only: a vehicle for nipping around in a big city.

In smaller countries like the UK you can maybe get away with one for longer journeys (I see Tesla charging points at motorway service stations now) but they would be absolutely useless in rural America.

It's just another example of them being spoiled, cloistered urbanites completely unprepared for the realities of having a farm in the sticks in Colorado.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Thread full of manlets. Get tall enough Mountain Lions class you as too big to be prey you losers.




Men use the belly for fat storage because it acts as padding for your squishy interneal organs as you rodeo clown the bull your tribe members are trying to jab with sharp sticks enough it goes down.

Women tend to more uniformly distribute fat for insulation; conserving energy so they have the most calories for the developing fetus.

If you have too many mountain lions+not enough mountain lion noms in an area, 'too big' shifts into 'more noms.' We're also just plain shitty eating, which is a huge part of why it's generally safe to assume any large predator that goes after humans is hungry and/or old.

As for the fat storage, that's pretty much where the hormones play a role--which is why I say it shows that they're not getting the dosage of estrogen right and therefore almost certainly getting their estrogen from a sketch source. I was also giving the emergency stores--the place where you will have the hardest time shedding the fat; some guys do have it set for the thighs or worse, the tits, which is part of why de-moobing is important. (That and some drugs cause it; this includes some antidepressants which strikes me as likely counterproductive unless your goal is to give the guy a reason to feel so bad about his life...?)

The fat distribution patterns I'm seeing on them are more like low-testosterone men than anybody with a decent amount of estrogen in their system. Low testosterone--shitty balls, or being a eunuch--causes weight gain in the stomach area and the 'spare tire' look...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Why is the inside of that car so dirty? Did they leave the windows rolled down while the dust storm blew in?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Why is the inside of that car so dirty? Did they leave the windows rolled down while the dust storm blew in?

It's owned by troons.