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tomstone said:
his paypigs and whales really have to wake up an realize how much power they hold over philbert. they basically have complete control over him and his life, he is a slave to their wallets.
make this motherfucker dance.
just stop giving him anything for a week and then they could demand absolutely anything. dress up as sonic or yoshi for 30$.
or even better: for a 50$ tipsgoal he has to dress up as the pigroach with a little snout and antennas on his head. for every additional new cheer/ tip / sub he has to go on all fours and "oink-oink".
put his horsewife on stream for 70$.
or a 100$ tipsgoal: he has to do a irl stream where he has to go outside and interact with real people. for 150$ he has to do the same in dressup.
there are so many "fun and chill" possibilities.
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Some paypig would step up and help Phil because for some reason they actually feel sorry for him.
Here's a short list off the top of my head of ethnicities and kinds of people Phil either actively hates or has made fun of:
  1. People who wear glasses (glasses are for nerrrrrrrr)
  2. Fat people (he got temp banned for popping off on a dude with a fat profile pic)
  3. Asians (CHING CHANG CHIKI CHANG WANG)
  4. Blacks (HE'S BLACK SHOOT HIM!, Tevin, criminals)
  5. Jews (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ZE JEWS DO WHAT THEY WANT)
  6. You shop at Walmart (for poor people, people only go there to shoot heroin in the parking lot)
If you belong to any of these demographics you should not feel bad for phil, give money to him or even interact with him or his chat. Phil hates you at best, at worst he will use you for a cheap gag.
I could probably go on, but whenever he says he has no idea why people hate him, I wish someone would remind him of that.
 
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tomstone said:
his paypigs and whales really have to wake up an realize how much power they hold over philbert. they basically have complete control over him and his life, he is a slave to their wallets.
make this motherfucker dance.
just stop giving him anything for a week and then they could demand absolutely anything. dress up as sonic or yoshi for 30$.
or even better: for a 50$ tipsgoal he has to dress up as the pigroach with a little snout and antennas on his head. for every additional new cheer/ tip / sub he has to go on all fours and "oink-oink".
put his horsewife on stream for 70$.
or a 100$ tipsgoal: he has to do a irl stream where he has to go outside and interact with real people. for 150$ he has to do the same in dressup.
there are so many "fun and chill" possibilities.
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That'd be a possibility if it weren't for the fact that Phil's whales give him money strictly for the attention it gets them. Most of them aren't even watching his streams when they swing by to drop $80 at once.
The reason they always give money specifically to hit the Goal and then stop isn't just the compulsive desire to hit an arbitrary bar. They know that any money given past that will be immediately forgotten and shushed away. So they donate the way they do to gain the most notoriety possible. I couldn't tell you why they suddenly care more about the Tips Goal since the Vest Streak than before it, but who knows with these people.
 
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Nick Gurs said:
Hes fucking Live again :story: :story: :story:

Drunk late night stream?


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Phil does two streams at the same exact times 6 days a week.

Thanks for informing us that he is streaming a second time and it's at night.
 
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BepsiLight said:
Some paypig would step up and help Phil because for some reason they actually feel sorry for him.
Here's a short list off the top of my head of ethnicities and kinds of people Phil either actively hates or has made fun of:
  1. People who wear glasses (glasses are for nerrrrrrrr)
  2. Fat people (he got temp banned for popping off on a dude with a fat profile pic)
  3. Asians (CHING CHANG CHIKI CHANG WANG)
  4. Blacks (HE'S BLACK SHOOT HIM!, Tevin, criminals)
  5. Jews (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ZE JEWS DO WHAT THEY WANT)
  6. You shop at Walmart (for poor people, people only go there to shoot heroin in the parking lot)
If you belong to any of these demographics you should not feel bad for phil, give money to him or even interact with him or his chat. Phil hates you at best, at worst he will use you for a cheap gag.
I could probably go on, but whenever he says he has no idea why people hate him, I wish someone would remind him of that.
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Damn, what happens if I check all 6 boxes off?
 
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BepsiLight said:
Some paypig would step up and help Phil because for some reason they actually feel sorry for him.
Here's a short list off the top of my head of ethnicities and kinds of people Phil either actively hates or has made fun of:
  1. People who wear glasses (glasses are for nerrrrrrrr)
  2. Fat people (he got temp banned for popping off on a dude with a fat profile pic)
  3. Asians (CHING CHANG CHIKI CHANG WANG)
  4. Blacks (HE'S BLACK SHOOT HIM!, Tevin, criminals)
  5. Jews (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ZE JEWS DO WHAT THEY WANT)
  6. You shop at Walmart (for poor people, people only go there to shoot heroin in the parking lot)
If you belong to any of these demographics you should not feel bad for phil, give money to him or even interact with him or his chat. Phil hates you at best, at worst he will use you for a cheap gag.
I could probably go on, but whenever he says he has no idea why people hate him, I wish someone would remind him of that.
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I should add: Women (*talks about tits for 10 minutes* or I'M MARRIED, DOOD!!!)

Whether it's his pre-Kat constant ogling phase or his current phase where he revulses in disgust whenever a woman shows up in his peripheral vision, it's clear that he sees women as nothing more than objects who cook, clean, and look sexy. There's an old but good thread on the subject.
 
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I like that he is straight up saying he's being paid by Twitch in a few days but wants more tips now. That itself should be a deterrent.

Since Saturday is your official day, but you're celebrating it tomorrow, why don't you have the raincheck be after that Twitch pays you in THOUSANDS? This whole thing makes no sense but I realize nothing makes sense with this dude because he feeds you bullshit constantly.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I like that he is straight up saying he's being paid by Twitch in a few days but wants more tips now. That itself should be a deterrent.
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He has been very careful not to mention this today. At least not that I've heard. Now we need a massive cash influx for tomorrow specifically, so the Twitch payday has disappeared off the calendar a little ahead of schedule (usually it disappears on the 16th...)

I suspect what's happened here is he didn't properly budget for his bills, going out with Kat, and the WWE Champions event that may have actually blindsided him. We're panic fundraising tips now to make sure he has the cash to do everything tomorrow because he doesn't want to have to compromise on his responsibilities, his only relationship, or his wasteful addiction.

If only he had married Hulk Hogan, then two of these expenses would have been combined. Alas, Kat only has a comparable jawline.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
You can power level all you want in a response to me if you don't mind.

What about anger?

I know Phil drank a lot (still does ?) In his start up of YT. Constant controller slams, raging over tiniest things, yelling at that announcer guy in the tournament etc.
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Oh people on the autistic spectrum including aspergers get triggered easily and randomly all the time. They have moments of suddenly snapping for the smallest things, like one patient I had threw a chair because we switched Wii Therapy for another day. Plus people with aspergers can go angry to calm instantly without any reason. For instance, one patient she got angry because someone made a joke and she thought it was about her, then about a minute later she forgot about it and was smiling and playing with the other patients fine. In my experience, people on the autism spectrum are the most difficult to work with due to them getting angry quickly for the littlest things. Also people with Prader-Wili syndrome are difficult too but DSP definitely doesnt have that. Since Prader-Willi is like down syndrome, where physically you can see that they have a condition.
 
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This is a surreal piece of DSP history right here. I've watched some of these panel clips before but never came across the part where we see how big the crowds were.

At his 2012 MAGFest panel, he casts a pignosis spell over a real life crowd, actively retconning his racism scandal involving Bliptv. The person with the camera pans over the entire room (relatively filled with people) as you can hear DSP shitting on Bliptv for falling for lies "da haters" told them about him being a racist dipshit.



For posterity, here's the clip that got him cancelled from Bliptv. Definitely not racist lmfao.


#PigCult
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
This is a surreal piece of DSP history right here. I've watched some of these panel clips before but never came across the part where we see how big the crowds were.

At his 2012 MAGFest panel, he casts a pignosis spell over a real life crowd, actively retconning his racism scandal involving Bliptv. The person with the camera pans over the entire room (relatively filled with people) as you can hear DSP shitting on Bliptv for falling for lies "da haters" told them about him being a racist dipshit.

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For posterity, here's the clip that got him cancelled from Bliptv. Definitely not racist lmfao.


#PigCult
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"I could put ads in my videos, people can watch my videos..."
Priorities.
 
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tripmix said:
I wonder how much money Phil would get from his whalechair viewing audience if he just came on stream and said stuff like "give me all your money you worthless paypiggies. I want you to empty your bank account into mine"
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I'm betting the majority of the wheelchairs on his stream are lowkey into findom so it'd pay his bills for sure
 
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