"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ophelia]

Baby you can't hide those tardin' eyes.

I love when Phil thinks just putting on some stupid mask conceals his obvious retardation.

Not to mention those fucking rat teeth. Jaysus.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Look at his newest claim. I'm betting with the rise in hate crimes against Asians that Phils taking pictures of and threatening random Asians on public transportation didn't go over too well.
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Side note - the Spanish around his profile picture says ”In this life you have to choose”.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

And he has chosen. He has chosen poorly.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Did any actual Latinos come across him when he was larping as a boricua?

Any actual Hispanic person would have kicked Phil’s ass for embarrassing their entire ethnic group.

 

[AnOminous]

And he has chosen. He has chosen poorly.

But with more tard eyes.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Any actual Hispanic person would have kicked Phil’s ass for embarrassing their entire ethnic group.

Possibly, but the stench once again saved Phil.

 

[The Dude]

Look at his newest claim. I'm betting with the rise in hate crimes against Asians that Phils taking pictures of and threatening random Asians on public transportation didn't go over too well.
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"Active Reserve Antifa"...isn't that a contradictory statement? If you're active then you're not being held in reserve. If you're being held in reserve, then you're not active. Of all the asinine, retarded, tankie bullshit, my hell...

And you would think with how hard Phil sucks Mao's teenie-weenie Chinky peenie and the retarded little chubbie Phil has in his pants for the Chinese Communist Party, he would be more admiring and polite towards Asians. But I guess once racist white trash, always racist white trash. Maybe since Asians tend to be much smaller than white people, Phil's brain is reverting back to being a bullying little shit as a child who picked on toddlers and Kindergarteners much smaller than he was, and he figures he can be a bullying fat shit towards Asian people now as a (technically) adult?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I think he only likes Mao because he killed all the smart people and that would make Phil of normal intelligence in society.

 

[break these cuffs]

"Active Reserve Antifa"...isn't that a contradictory statement? If you're active then you're not being held in reserve. If you're being held in reserve, then you're not active. Of all the asinine, retarded, tankie bullshit, my hell...

It can easily be Phil being retarded or it could be actual military larping he picked up somewhere. Active Reserves are just known as the Reserves to most everyone. Almost all enlistment contracts in the US military are 8 years and consist of an Active Duty component, most commonly 4 years, and the remainder as Individual Ready Reserve. Everyone just calls it inactive reserve because you don't have drill periods or anything. You're just supposed to go to a muster once a year at some big hotel or convention center and listen to a bunch of power points. You get paid, so it can be worth going to if you have nothing going on that afternoon. You can also just not show up and tell the recruiter/reservist who's responsibility it is to call and badger you to fuck off.

 

[The Dude]

It can easily be Phil being retarded or it could be actual military larping he picked up somewhere. Active Reserves are just known as the Reserves to most everyone. Almost all enlistment contracts in the US military are 8 years and consist of an Active Duty component, most commonly 4 years, and the remainder as Individual Ready Reserve. Everyone just calls it inactive reserve because you don't have drill periods or anything. You're just supposed to go to a muster once a year at some big hotel or convention center and listen to a bunch of power points. You get paid, so it can be worth going to if you have nothing going on that afternoon. You can also just not show up and tell the recruiter/reservist who's responsibility it is to call and badger you to fuck off.

I've just been exposed to the inane, senseless, retarded bullshit that oozes out of Phil's Fetal Alcohol brain like nearly frozen molasses for so long that now I just always expect whatever Phil says/writes to be moronic, incomprehensible word vomit. Phil's default mode of operation is "makes single-cell organisms look genius by comparison", so I automatically assume everything he'll say or write will be painfully fucktarded nonsense.

 

[Old Fart]

I think he only likes Mao because he killed all the smart people and that would make Phil of normal intelligence in society.

Then he must have an absolute boner for Pol Pot.

 

[Baguette]

Side note - the Spanish around his profile picture says ”In this life you have to choose”.

Oh Jesus.. for some reason this reminds me of when Phil was LARPing as a chola and he would try to fake a chola accent.. it used to make me die of cringe.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh Jesus.. for some reason this reminds me of when Phil was LARPing as a chola and he would try to fake a chola accent.. it used to make me die of cringe.

Phil is one of my favorite cows because pretty much everything he does, or tries to do, makes me nearly die of laughing until I can't breathe. Any time he tries to be threatening is hilarious. Phil in a balaclava, foaming at the mouth while tard raging, is the most hilarious thing ever.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Some of you long timers may be able to provide a little more context. Phil is still in cosplay.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What’s he talking about? He cosplays all the time. It’s basically all he does.

 

[Old Fart]

He can't cosplay because he can't take off this paramilitary outfit any more, It has become one with him. The balaclava, the shoes, the trousers, they all are one; they all are Phil.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

He can't cosplay because he can't take off this paramilitary outfit any more, It has become one with him. The balaclava, the shoes, the trousers, they all are one; they all are Phil.

Metaphorically, or in the sense that the filth has physically encrusted them onto his body?

 

[Old Fart]

Metaphorically, or in the sense that the filth has physically encrusted them onto his body?

It has become organically one, like in a Greg Bear novel. We can't even be sure it is still the original Phil, inside.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

With Anisa "The Pear" Jomha doing her own speedrun of covering herself with shitty tattoos, I was reminded of those glorious years when Phil was designing his own tard scribbles and trekking up and down the coast to get them etched onto his hairy hog hide. And how almost immediately after he competed the last one he started his black bloc bullshit and we never get to see them anymore. Come on Phil, wear a tanktop so we can see your past mistakes again! You can keep the baklava to accentuate your rat teeth and derp eyes, but you have to #freethetardscribbles!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Metaphorically, or in the sense that the filth has physically encrusted them onto his body?

¿Por qué no los dos?