"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

Come on Phil! The world wants to keep laughing at you.
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Lol, the Super Soldier can’t handle us making fun of his tard features.

 

[break these cuffs]

Come on Phil! The world wants to keep laughing at you.
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He's only following 6 people and he still has less followers. Most people could yell out their front door and reach more people than Phil can on a social media platform with hundreds of millions of users.

 

[JY's Tampon]

He's only following 6 people and he still has less followers. Most people could yell out their front door and reach more people than Phil can on a social media platform with hundreds of millions of users.

Or most people realize he's a nearly 36 year old tard taking about shit no one cares about.

 

[break these cuffs]

Or most people realize he's a nearly 36 year old tard taking about shit no one cares about.

Social media has taught me that there are always more tards than you think. I bet he could get in the low hundreds of followers if some commie or antifag gave him a shout out.

 

[Positron]

Come on Phil! The world wants to keep laughing at you.
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Once again, Kiwi Farms scored an easy victory.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He's only following 6 people and he still has less followers. Most people could yell out their front door and reach more people than Phil can on a social media platform with hundreds of millions of users.

I think the problem is that there’s something fairly uncomfortable about watching an obvious, unsupervised retard making an ass of himself. Obviously we’re fine with laughing at this particular retard, but if you don’t know him, it’s pretty cringe.

 

[Positron]

I'm sure more people watched his video here than on Tik-tok. Phil is in effect putting up a siege to stave off humanitarian supplies.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Does that song say "skin mast contractions you know we're angrier"?

Is it about one of those ftm tube dicks?

 

[Picklechu]

Hahaha, boomer Phil tarding out on TikTok.
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Tard eyes? Check.

Rat teeth? Check.

Bouncing and squeaking? Check.

Phil trying to fit in with people significantly younger than him? Check.

Classic Taters.

 

[Positron]

Does that song say "skin mast contractions you know we're angrier"?

Is it about one of those ftm tube dicks?

This noise is "Brother & Sisterhood" by some wiggers that call themselves Moscow Death Brigade.

Ski mask and track suit
You know we’re the angry youth
We’re back on a track to attack
We’re brother & sisterhood

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This noise is "Brother & Sisterhood" by some wiggers that call themselves Moscow Death Brigade.

Ski mask and track suit
You know we’re the angry youth
We’re back on a track to attack
We’re brother & sisterhood

Everyone knows real Communists listen to Hanson.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This isn't relevant but due to the way Phil has refused to do anything noteworthy and is just sitting in his flat politisperging to himself, I thought I'd remind everyone that someone's refounded ED, and as such his article is now a thing again.

Here it is.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I miss chola Phil with the really fucked up drawn-on eyebrows

We all do.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

We all do.

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Did any actual Latinos come across him when he was larping as a boricua?

 

[The Un-Clit]

This isn't relevant but due to the way Phil has refused to do anything noteworthy and is just sitting in his flat politisperging to himself, I thought I'd remind everyone that someone's refounded ED, and as such his article is now a thing again.

Here it is.

God remember when he was such a hardcore weeaboo? That was funniest Phil imo. The current incarnation is even easier to dunk on, but really kind of sad and pathetic for the most part.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This isn't relevant but due to the way Phil has refused to do anything noteworthy and is just sitting in his flat politisperging to himself, I thought I'd remind everyone that someone's refounded ED, and as such his article is now a thing again.

Here it is.

Hey deviantART admins,

My name is ADF-Fuensalida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life breeders who spend every second of their day creating updates that let you look at our gender. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever called yourself a girl 7 years before getting your sex change? I mean, I guess it's fun asking us what our real gender is because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than people finding out that I don't actually live in Canadia.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cosplayed as every single character from Naruto, and got an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. What articles have you ever gotten, other than the "I'M SO AWESOME" page of your own blogs that no one reads. I also get straight F's, and have a fat faux-lesbian girlfriend (She just ate out my imaginary pussy; Shit was SO kawaii) You are all homophobes who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Jam. You just Jelly that you can't have any.

 

[The Dude]

Phil must be feeling particularly upset and alone now that no one in Antifa will play along with his Supper Slopper LARPing anymore. Now he's making videos to garner attention because he's feeling completely isolated and alienated.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil must be feeling particularly upset and alone now that no one in Antifa will play along with his Supper Slopper LARPing anymore. Now he's making videos to garner attention because he's feeling completely isolated and alienated.

Look at his newest claim. I'm betting with the rise in hate crimes against Asians that Phils taking pictures of and threatening random Asians on public transportation didn't go over too well.

 

[AnOminous]

Hahaha, boomer Phil tarding out on TikTok.

Baby you can't hide those tardin' eyes.

I love when Phil thinks just putting on some stupid mask conceals his obvious retardation.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Look at his newest claim. I'm betting with the rise in hate crimes against Asians that Phils taking pictures of and threatening random Asians on public transportation didn't go over too well.
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He’s always behind the SJW curve. If it wasn’t expressed in the form of a boomer meme for tankies, he probably didn’t hear about it. And if he did, he probably didn’t understand it.

Baby you can't hide those tardin' eyes.

I love when Phil thinks just putting on some stupid mask conceals his obvious retardation.

With Phil, every single feature gives him away. If he covered up every feature, you’d still have his tard clothing, his doughball shape and his awkward stance. He seems to think that if he just covers the right bits up and finds the right camera angle, people will buy his badass scary “super soldier” bullshit, but no. It’s everything. Everything demonstrates retardation.

I wonder how he felt when his fellow Antifags explained that they know he’s mentally subnormal. That must have stung.