Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[blue gopher snakes]

Tubby Tess is known to read the thread. There are several instances of people in this thread who know her that confirm this. She occasionally makes comments on her Instagram feed that would only make sense if she read this thread.

Of course she does. Her narcissism wouldn’t allow her to ignore any place where there is a discussion about her. She is compelled to give us her attention, get herself all assmad about what she reads, and go out of her way to address the issues raised here on her own social media. I love to see it.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Man, they're working overtime cleaning up the comments section

Oh, blessings of different time zones.
Gotta ss next ones early too if that's how they play.

ETA:

get herself all assmad about what she reads, and go out of her way to address the issues raised here on her own social media

Wish she addressed black strawberries. Are we only ones who remember? She even mentioned/reposted pink one, but where, oh where the pinnacle of fashion on our 300lbs model she teased so slyly.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I like how this recommended video popped up under Tessie.

 

[Water-T]

I'm surprised that Tess' thirstiest fan Ma Mo hasn't made an appearance yet.

I guess he's working overtime so he can afford her rates.

 

[BIG DADDY]

I love how you guys took something Chris Chan did (farting on a cake for money) and ascribed it to Tess and it was so believable that it found its way into her comment sections. Normally with lolcows I say stick to canon but she really deserves this one.

 

[Water-T]

I love how you guys took something Chris Chan did (farting on a cake for money) and ascribed it to Tess and it was so believable that it found its way into her comment sections. Normally with lolcows I saw stick to canon but she really deserves this one.

To be fair, Tess brought this on by pushing the whole "look at me being 'sexay' while holding/eating cakes, y'all!" on her social media. That's feeder bait for johns with cake fart fetishes..

 

[SnarkySperg]

Out of curiosity, anyone here care to sum up the evidence we have that she's doing sex work and whether or not it can be explained by something else? She's surprisingly good at plausible deniability, and often tries to use that to rugsweep.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

A couple years ago, a distressed Jolene wrote on Facebook that her and Tess were completely broke, as in they had maybe $50 between the two of them. Keep in mind she had her Flabletics sponsorship at that time. Then we saw a lot of pictures of Tess in various hotels. Then Tess lived in an apartment by herself for a couple months that was featured on AirBnB for $2,900 a month. Then she ended up in an apartment that costs $3,000 a month. Then she gets a new Jeep and travels frequently to Madonna Inn or Slab City. All that with no new booking, no new sponsorships, and her dipping her big toe in “sex work is real work.”

You’re never going to see Tess on a site like Humaniplex or Seeking Arrangement or turn tricks on a street corner. She likely got a business card handed to her during her brief flash of relevance to call if she wanted fetish work. She lives a $125k+ lifestyle with no discernible income except as a feeder. Tess has also worked with several people who do feeder work too.

We will never see a smoking gun because at this level, there are watertight NDAs that are signed.

 

[Flawmil]

A couple years ago, a distressed Jolene wrote on Facebook that her and Tess were completely broke, as in they had maybe $50 between the two of them. Keep in mind she had her Flabletics sponsorship at that time. Then we saw a lot of pictures of Tess in various hotels. Then Tess lived in an apartment by herself for a couple months that was featured on AirBnB for $2,900 a month. Then she ended up in an apartment that costs $3,000 a month. Then she gets a new Jeep and travels frequently to Madonna Inn or Slab City. All that with no new booking, no new sponsorships, and her dipping her big toe in “sex work is real work.”

You’re never going to see Tess on a site like Humaniplex or Seeking Arrangement or turn tricks on a street corner. She likely got a business card handed to her during her brief flash of relevance to call if she wanted fetish work. She lives a $125k+ lifestyle with no discernible income except as a feeder. Tess has also worked with several people who do feeder work too.

We will never see a smoking gun because at this level, there are watertight NDAs that are signed.

Wasn’t there a YouTube comment that said you can DM her for “requests”. My thinking is she does an onlyfans type thing on the low. Someone with a finsta should make a request.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Wasn’t there a YouTube comment that said you can DM her for “requests”. My thinking is she does an onlyfans type thing on the low. Someone with a finsta should make a request.

requests for guest on her show or questions for her to ask in that truth or dare game she does.

 

[Flawmil]

requests for guest on her show or questions for her to ask in that truth or dare game she does.

It’s deleted on her YouTube now but someone was replying to her video. It was a fetishist who wanted to know if he could see nude pics of her. Someone said you can dm her for special requests.

 

[Free the Pedos]

A couple years ago, a distressed Jolene wrote on Facebook that her and Tess were completely broke, as in they had maybe $50 between the two of them. Keep in mind she had her Flabletics sponsorship at that time. Then we saw a lot of pictures of Tess in various hotels. Then Tess lived in an apartment by herself for a couple months that was featured on AirBnB for $2,900 a month. Then she ended up in an apartment that costs $3,000 a month. Then she gets a new Jeep and travels frequently to Madonna Inn or Slab City. All that with no new booking, no new sponsorships, and her dipping her big toe in “sex work is real work.”

You’re never going to see Tess on a site like Humaniplex or Seeking Arrangement or turn tricks on a street corner. She likely got a business card handed to her during her brief flash of relevance to call if she wanted fetish work. She lives a $125k+ lifestyle with no discernible income except as a feeder. Tess has also worked with several people who do feeder work too.

We will never see a smoking gun because at this level, there are watertight NDAs that are signed.

Who are the other feedees she’s worked with?

 

[Cynar]

It’s deleted on her YouTube now but someone was replying to her video. It was a fetishist who wanted to know if he could see nude pics of her. Someone said you can dm her for special requests.

It's true, it was an exchange explicitly about nude pics requests. It's possible it was a troll type reply (y'all know some of you sneak over there and cowtip lol) but imo it's just as likely it was someone trying to be helpful to a fellow fetishist

 

[multiverse]

A couple years ago, a distressed Jolene wrote on Facebook that her and Tess were completely broke, as in they had maybe $50 between the two of them. Keep in mind she had her Flabletics sponsorship at that time. Then we saw a lot of pictures of Tess in various hotels. Then Tess lived in an apartment by herself for a couple months that was featured on AirBnB for $2,900 a month. Then she ended up in an apartment that costs $3,000 a month. Then she gets a new Jeep and travels frequently to Madonna Inn or Slab City. All that with no new booking, no new sponsorships, and her dipping her big toe in “sex work is real work.”

You’re never going to see Tess on a site like Humaniplex or Seeking Arrangement or turn tricks on a street corner. She likely got a business card handed to her during her brief flash of relevance to call if she wanted fetish work. She lives a $125k+ lifestyle with no discernible income except as a feeder. Tess has also worked with several people who do feeder work too.

We will never see a smoking gun because at this level, there are watertight NDAs that are signed.

Jolene's post about the absolute joint brokeness of their home - she said they had but cents left between them - took place less than a year ago. In early July 2020. And by the end of that month, Ryann started traveling, and by August Ryann had moved into the new place.

So it was less than a year back that it was clear that the one sponsorship Tess has wasn't enough to support herself and her son, let alone Jolene, who was housing them.

Which is why it is clear that Ryann's sex work started last summer, because Flabletics sponsorship wasn't enough to even come close to supporting them. And why it isn't enough now. And the money comes from elsewhere.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

She would have to piss off a customer real bad to have any photos leaked. Not many men want it known what their fetish is and Ryann sure as hell doesn't want people to know she does sexwork, even though she talks about "Sex work is real work guise!!!!".

 

[Water-T]

A couple years ago, a distressed Jolene wrote on Facebook that her and Tess were completely broke, as in they had maybe $50 between the two of them. Keep in mind she had her Flabletics sponsorship at that time. Then we saw a lot of pictures of Tess in various hotels. Then Tess lived in an apartment by herself for a couple months that was featured on AirBnB for $2,900 a month. Then she ended up in an apartment that costs $3,000 a month. Then she gets a new Jeep and travels frequently to Madonna Inn or Slab City. All that with no new booking, no new sponsorships, and her dipping her big toe in “sex work is real work.”

You’re never going to see Tess on a site like Humaniplex or Seeking Arrangement or turn tricks on a street corner. She likely got a business card handed to her during her brief flash of relevance to call if she wanted fetish work. She lives a $125k+ lifestyle with no discernible income except as a feeder. Tess has also worked with several people who do feeder work too.

We will never see a smoking gun because at this level, there are watertight NDAs that are signed.

It's only a matter of time before proof of Tess' cake-farting side job comes to light. That shit doesn't stay hidden forever.

I think the only reason is that it's stayed hush-hush so far is not because of NDAs, but because none of her Johns want anyone to know that they paid good money to stick their dick in one of her folds.

IMO, Tess reluctance to be honest about her "sex work" isn't due to shame (which she is incapable of feeling), but rather the fear that it would be the last nail in the coffin that is her career. Flabletics and other sponsors don't want a spokesmodel who sits on cakes naked while getting spooged on, and modelling agencies sure as fuck aren't going to be calling her once her "side job" goes public. It would also cost her a few johns, because they'll skitter like roaches for fear of being publicly connected to her "night work".

 

[Gramlol]

It's only a matter of time before proof of Tess' cake-farting side job comes to light. That shit doesn't stay hidden forever.

I think the only reason is that it's stayed hush-hush so far is not because of NDAs, but because none of her Johns want anyone to know that they paid good money to stick their dick in one of her folds.

IMO, Tess reluctance to be honest about her "sex work" isn't due to shame (which she is incapable of feeling), but rather the fear that it would be the last nail in the coffin that is her career. Flabletics and other sponsors don't want a spokesmodel who sits on cakes naked while getting spooged on, and modelling agencies sure as fuck aren't going to be calling her once her "side job" goes public. It would also cost her a few johns, because they'll skitter like roaches for fear of being publicly connected to her "night work".

I guess another thing to consider is if she ages out of fetish sex work, is that a thing?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I guess another thing to consider is if she ages out of fetish sex work, is that a thing?

I mean according to internet ads there will always be hot grannies in your area ready to fuck now...or so I'm told

 

[jumbomilkers]

Straight up prostitution has always been an open secret among models. We all know Tess isn’t a model, but being a person who has made some semblance of a career/gained notoriety off of her appearance, it follows that she too would take advantage of the option. Of course she’s not getting paid as much as a VS Angel, nor is she dealing with the caliber of rich men who would be invested in discretion. The truth will out.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I honestly wonder if Nick is seeing this character assassination that Tess is constantly screeching about.