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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
from your own article:
"was hungry but not starving"

But the jogger was also an ottermode twink. Adult humans are too big for prey, but the right size for a territorial threat and/or threat to kittens.

Sorry from my time working for the European Space Agencies I had forgotten how to convert freedom units to metric and vice versa.
Still, what sort of scrawny pencil net pointdexter couldn't bench a 66kg cougar?
...oh, right.

Like most states with feral boars, they are generous with tags but unlike Texas where you can go to war on coyotes & boar, California does everything in its power to prevent effective hunting, and refuses to allow their forest service to do a proper cull.

> CA #1 - Doesn't say if it was adults or juveniles.
> WA #1- Doesn't say if it was adults, implies they were since Husbandry practices not being an attractant were mentioned. (interestingly, that one was 135-pounds; also "commercial producers are only eligible for reimbursement from a cougar attack if they lose horses, cattle, sheep or guard dogs")
> CO #1 - Llamas. Those furry assholes had it coming. (Close enough, Though much like our CO troons this guy had a "fuck having shelter for my animals" attitue; seems to be a running theme)
> CO attack #2: Only killed goats per article. Farm also had alpacas; possibly alpacas were attacked.

Seems like Alpacas/Llamas don't handle stress well, as a llama death was attributed solely to stress.

So at least some mountain lions will kill Alpacas. I guess close enough to deer they'll go try to mess with them. So there is hope for mother nature rectifying the over crowding at the ranch.

A full grown mountain lion is about 3 feet tall at the shoulder. They can jump 18 feet vertically and 45 feet in distance with a running start. Speaking of running, their top speed is 40 miles per hour. And while they can't sustain that speed for long, they're ambush predators and extremely stealthy - they don't NEED to be able to run for a long time because they're going to hide and wait for you to get close enough to pounce on from behind.

Regarding manlets, while most fatal attacks HAVE been children, notable adult deaths include a trail runner, 5'8" tall and 130lbs who was killed by a 3 year old 80lb female mountain lion with cubs. The runner actually fought back and got away for a bit, but it attacked again and killed her. In 2018, two "men" were riding their bicycles and a mountain lion attacked them both; one got away and the other, 5'8" and 200lbs, was killed by the 4 year old, 100lb male cougar. And speaking of cyclists, a trail biker, 6" and 175lbs, was killed by 2 year old, 110lb male.

Mountain lions usually prey on things larger than they are; they mainly eat white-tail deer, mulies, and elk.

Deer are slightly taller at the shoulder than a cougar and weigh 150 to 300lbs.

Elk are over 5 feet at the shoulder and weigh between 600 and 1000lbs.

They'll also take down a bull moose, which is 7 feet at the shoulder and weighs 1500lbs.

(Note for our Euro friends: What you call an "elk" is what we call a "moose". You don't have elk there anymore, so just imagine a big fucking deer.)

In comparison, an alpaca is about 3 feet at the shoulder and weighs 150lbs.

As for feral pigs, this data from 2017 is interesting:

In the 2016 – 2017 hunting season, tag sales decreased 2.2 percent from the 53,430 tags sold in 2015. Furthermore, 4,637 wild pigs were reported taken, representing a 8.9 percent increase in the number of successful tags returned from the 2015 season of 4,223. A total of 52,256 wild pig tags were issued making overall successful tag return 8.9 percent. The top six counties for pig harvest were: Monterey (24.0%), Mendocino (9.1%), San Luis Obispo (9.0%), Sonoma (8.0%), Kern (7.7%) and Tehama (7.5%). These six counties accounted for about 65 percent of reported take.

Feral pigs are generally found in the edges of the Central Valley and coastal regions, specifically they like oak savannahs, woodlands, and chaparral. They don't live in mountainous/alpine regions (they don't like snow) or deserts or places where there aren't a lot of trees/shrubs for cover. They also tend to live on private land (since much of California's public lands consist of habitats they don't like) which can make access for hunting difficult. There's no point in free access to BLM land for hunting when your quarry isn't there.

Again, 52,256 boar tags were issued and only 4,223 were filled. There are plenty of people who want to hunt boar, they're just difficult to bag; tree huggers have nothing to do with it. You can even use dogs to hunt boar in CA.

And the forest service has better fucking things to do than chase a bunch of pigs around the forest. If you hadn't noticed, massive parts of California tend to catch on fire yearly.
 
A full grown mountain lion is about 3 feet tall at the shoulder. They can jump 18 feet vertically and 45 feet in distance with a running start. Speaking of running, their top speed is 40 miles per hour. And while they can't sustain that speed for long, they're ambush predators and extremely stealthy - they don't NEED to be able to run for a long time because they're going to hide and wait for you to get close enough to pounce on from behind.

Regarding manlets, while most fatal attacks HAVE been children, notable adult deaths include a trail runner, 5'8" tall and 130lbs who was killed by a 3 year old 80lb female mountain lion with cubs. The runner actually fought back and got away for a bit, but it attacked again and killed her. In 2018, two "men" were riding their bicycles and a mountain lion attacked them both; one got away and the other, 5'8" and 200lbs, was killed by the 4 year old, 100lb male cougar. And speaking of cyclists, a trail biker, 6" and 175lbs, was killed by 2 year old, 110lb male.

Correct. And that's why unless they are threatened anythign that puts up a fight just isn't worth the time and risk of injury.

The bikers likely had bent down to fix a chain, and that one is still attributed to territorial aggression and not predation.

Mountain lions usually prey on things larger than they are; they mainly eat white-tail deer, mulies, and elk.

Deer are slightly taller at the shoulder than a cougar and weigh 150 to 300lbs.

Elk are over 5 feet at the shoulder and weigh between 600 and 1000lbs.

They'll also take down a bull moose, which is 7 feet at the shoulder and weighs 1500lbs.

I want receipts on the bull moose and adult elk.

As for feral pigs, this data from 2017 is interesting:

Again, 52,256 boar tags were issued and only 4,223 were filled. There are plenty of people who want to hunt boar, they're just difficult to bag; tree huggers have nothing to do with it. You can even use dogs to hunt boar in CA.

Its because the tree huggers limit what you can hunt boar with. In the crunchy counties you are not allowed to hunt them with guns or only hunt certain times of the year.

And the forest service has better fucking things to do than chase a bunch of pigs around the forest. If you hadn't noticed, massive parts no where near enough of California tend to catch on fire yearly.

The forest service has a decent idea where some of the more destructive packs range. They used to do culls and tried to do a few that got shut down once the sierra club got wind.

Also fix'd your post for you.
 
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Correct. And that's why unless they are threatened anythign that puts up a fight just isn't worth the time and risk of injury.

The bikers likely had bent down to fix a chain, and that one is still attributed to territorial aggression and not predation.

I want receipts on the bull moose and adult elk.

Its because the tree huggers limit what you can hunt boar with. In the crunchy counties you are not allowed to hunt them with guns or only hunt ce.

The forest service has a decent idea where some of the more destructive packs range. They used to do culls and tried to do a few that got shut down once the sierra club got wind.

Also fix'd your post for you.
Dude, chill out. It's okay to be wrong, you don't have to get MOTI about it.

Edit: https://billingsgazette.com/lifestyles/recreation/ferocious-appetites-study-finds-mountain-lions-may-be-eating-more-than-previously-believed/article_d9cf046b-2c47-539f-a267-972e72e570b6.html
 
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Look, he was wrong back when he assumed I was a man of any kind whatsoever.

Being born a woman is, it seems, a birth defect?

So: Too incely/PUAy for me, I would not fuck.
Is that like you being wrong about people actually and unironically cheering on the idea of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch becoming a nuclear power generation facility?

The dispute between these two users is at least on the basis of reason. You don't appear to have that advantage, from what I've seen. Please stop posting.
 
Is there any chance of this thread getting back on topic?
Do you have any novel information about the ranch to contribute? Any new developments? If not, we're probably going to continue sperging about nuclear reactors, alpaca care, firearms, mountain lions, earthships, and any other goddamn thing that comes to our minds.
 
Reminder that pigs are fucking smart, and will go feral inside a generation. One thing the tranchers need to be looking out for (in addition to mountain lions) is coyotes, who will absolutely take any calves or weak/sick individuals. Given the rate of lamb abandonment, the overgrazing, and the stories of the insulation getting eaten in the alpaca rape shed, I'm reasonably certain that, from a wild animal perspective, "weak and/or sick" is basically the entire flock.

And for all their LARPing about "muh nazeez," I seriously doubt they're taking the kind of precautions necessary against nocturnal predators. The logistics of trying to keep that much land patrolled, with a handful of troons, while squeezing in vidya and MTG... I just don't see them pulling it off with the man womyxn power they have on staff.
 
No, solar power is a renewable resource therefore solar panels make infinite power. Only reason they're not everywhere is because the evil oil companies are keeping the panel man down.
The chimpout from their upcoming solar panel installation not being the amazing problem solver they expect it to be should be funny.
The power plant by me has a solar farm attached to it to appease the greenies. On the same square footage as the 1000MW plant takes up they make <1MW from solar.
Like most states with feral boars, they are generous with tags but unlike Texas where you can go to war on coyotes & boar, California does everything in its power to prevent effective hunting, and refuses to allow their forest service to do a proper cull.
Most southern states have gone to war. They don’t care what you do to kill them, just let fish and game know where and how many you took out.
 
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