Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AgateCameo]

 

[DrJonesHat]

Why would he care when people email him unless he hasn't turned off his email notification? Does he think Taylor Swift is going to have a late night epiphany and email him and beg him to forgive her? Is he conflating texts with email? Most people don't turn off their text notifications, so if someone is texting him in the middle of the night, just block them. Of course, if they're using one of those spoofing apps, that won't work for long. But Russ wouldn't know anything about that.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why would he care when people email him unless he hasn't turned off his email notification? Does he think Taylor Swift is going to have a late night epiphany and email him and beg him to forgive her?

I assume it's this. Maybe it won't be Swift, but a record producer emailing him about a big break. Perhaps one of the istathots he creeps on will need a late night booty call. The judge will awake from a dream and with the gut wrenching realization that Russ was right about everything, tear up his conviction, and declare him governor of Utah.

Those messages could be attention from somebody, someone that will vindicate his beliefs.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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But Russ never goes to anyone for advice, though. At least not anyone outside of his own head, like Morgan Owlman, who is in reality just one of the many bats in Russ's belfry. I guess that explains why he won't ever take criticism, though...?

 

[The Great Citracett]

I assume it's this. Maybe it won't be Swift, but a record producer emailing him about a big break. Perhaps one of the istathots he creeps on will need a late night booty call. The judge will awake from a dream and with the gut wrenching realization that Russ was right about everything, tear up his conviction, and declare him governor of Utah.

Those messages could be attention from somebody, someone that will vindicate his beliefs.

He's actually said exactly that himself. He was whining and throwing a fit over getting trolled or something (possibly during the Katy saga) and someone asked him "If it bothers you so much, why not just leave social media altogether?"

His response was that he simply COULDN'T. He absolutely HAS to stay and be visible because Hollywood agents are actively scouting and searching for underdogs like Russ to make rich and famous, and he wasn't willing to risk not being reachable when they come looking for him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's actually said exactly that himself. He was whining and throwing a fit over getting trolled or something (possibly during the Katy saga) and someone asked him "If it bothers you so much, why not just leave social media altogether?"

His response was that he simply COULDN'T. He absolutely HAS to stay and be visible because Hollywood agents are actively scouting and searching for underdogs like Russ to make rich and famous, and he wasn't willing to risk not being reachable when they come looking for him.

I remember that. He absolutely expects to get a Facebook message telling him to pack his bag and come to Hollywood. That's why he fell for the Katy Perry troll. Just about anyone else would have realized it was a troll instantly. I still crack up over the fact he seriously thought one of the most attractive and famous women in the world wanted to meet a weirdo from Utah and possibly fuck him. The best part was when the troll told him a black guy in a wheelchair would be there too and he went nuts and demanded that the other guy be uninvited because only he deserved a one on one with Katy Perry.

 

[JektheDumbass]

So how long do you think Russ will give Null to change his mind?

 

[chris driver]

Motion to Dismiss for Failure to State a Claim filed by Skordas as counsel for Kiwifarms and Null

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Praise be to Skordas, the mighty hero who will help null and kiwifarms in this (legal) battle VS the evil russ fiend!
May our monste-russ foe fall down as we will win this battle once and for all.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So how long do you think Russ will give Null to change his mind?

A week or so, then he'll send an angry screed about how Null hates the disabled and how Null, personally has ruined his life. It's true though. Null has a telegram group where we constantly plan ways to ruin Russ's life, though lately our efforts seem somewhat redundant given his own actions as of late. We're funded by Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande. The President of NBC also kicks in a few bucks too.

 

[Null]

I have personally encountered this scam literally dozens of times. I actually paid one of the guys off because his utterly fantastical narrative was entertaining enough. Usually I just ignore them or am like "lmao you're just going to buy drugs."

The only time I gave a homeless person money, I was living in Portland and a guy at the trimet stop said he wanted alcohol.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

The only time I gave a homeless person money, I was living in Portland and a guy at the trimet stop said he wanted alcohol.

Got to reward the guy's honesty.

 

[The Dude]

So, does this mean Null won't be putting on a red slinky dress and playing footsie with Russhole under the table at Olive Garden? What a fuckin' gyp.

 

[Toasty]

Every time the footsie thing comes up, a little bit of my lunch does too. We've seen his malformed hands, and we know his hygiene and grooming habits. Can you imagine his feet?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Got to reward the guy's honesty.

One of my fave random pics from the early 2000s was a snapshot of a homeless guy wearing a shit-eating grin and a billboard that said "Help please, need money for beer dope and hookers." and below that "Hey, at least I'm honest!"

 

[StinkySnack]

Every time the footsie thing comes up, a little bit of my lunch does too. We've seen his malformed hands, and we know his hygiene and grooming habits. Can you imagine his feet?

We don't have to imagine them. He's posted feet pics while sitting out at a pool. I'd describe them as goblinesque.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He's also posted this pic to show off the "foot moves" he can do while playing the keytar.

 

[DrJonesHat]

One of my fave random pics from the early 2000s was a snapshot of a homeless guy wearing a shit-eating grin and a billboard that said "Help please, need money for beer dope and hookers." and below that "Hey, at least I'm honest!"

I liked the one that said "Help! Family kidnapped by ninjas! Need money for kung-fu lessons"

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's also posted this pic to show off the "foot moves" he can do while playing the keytar.

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How many times did he knock the mirror down when he cross-stepped and tripped on the luxurious tufts of fur growing from the backs of his hobbit feet?

 

[DarkAlien]

Whatever

 

[White Devil]

I liked the one that said "Help! Family kidnapped by ninjas! Need money for kung-fu lessons"

I've always liked this one from the early '00s.