The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

[AnOminous]

The face of consoom.
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Sad. And pathetic. Imagine being proud of being the greatest consoomer of something like this. Probably the most I've ever consoomed the same media would be A Scanner Darkly by Phil Dick, and I lost count after 10 times, but even that is still probably less than 20. And that's an absolute masterwork by a genius at the height of his power. This is some fucking MCU garbage. Maybe good as MCU garbage for manbabbies goes, but still, it's no fucking Casablanca.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Surprisingly NOT one of his thumbnails.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Mulattos are often kinky-haired gingers though.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

A good friend of mine is mixed-race. She looks white apart from her very African hair, which ironically enough is red.

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[AnOminous]

Yet another Jack Scalfani, supposedly a right wing evangelical, in fact, the most prolific cuckface alive.

This fat bastard would suck your cock harder than Richard C. Mongler.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Yet another Jack Scalfani, supposedly a right wing evangelical, in fact, the most prolific cuckface alive.

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This fat bastard would suck your cock harder than Richard C. Mongler.

Holy shit Josh has gotten fat.

 

[Mal0]

Holy shit Josh has gotten fat.

In this world, it's feed or get fed.

 

[Life is Hell...]

We got another one

Sander Goldman (Rick and Morty, Big Mouth)

 

[stares at error messages]

In the words of the our lord and saviour Terry A. Davis, "Y'all be a herd of nigger cattle".

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

We got another one

Sander Goldman (Rick and Morty, Big Mouth)
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How much money you wanna bet that the cunt with a neckbrace is gonna blame it on COVID?

 

[Kosher Snake]

How much money you wanna bet that the cunt with a neckbrace is gonna blame it on COVID?

yknow whats weird? all these posts about someone hospitalized because "cops r bad"(especially during post-floyd) are instagram posts... instagram is owned by zuckbook, whos to say that the same "trust and safety" people aren't vetting the posts in instagram too? just spitballing here

 

[stares at error messages]

Never forget
in the rubble of the West
these retards were the country.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Never forget
in the rubble of the West
these retards were the country.

Hard times make strong men, etc, etc.

 

[Brain Power]

 

[Not a fake name]

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What’s the over under on this guy being a pedo?

From Wikipedia:

John started making gross out videos in 2013 under the persona of Steezy Grossman, a boy who was born as poop after his parents had anal sex.[8] Under his Steezy Grossman alias, John developed videos such as "Turdboy" and "Underwear Man". In a 2013 video John performed the Harlem shake on a toilet and defecated on a naked friend.[8][3] When the video was unearthed by Buzzfeed in 2019, John said, "at the time, I thought this sort of thing was funny, but really it was stupid and tasteless, and I regret having ever done it."[9]John used DMCA takedown notices to remove the video from social media and internet search engines.[10]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Just Dont]

This thread reaffirms my belief that those people are incels and do whatever shit they can so possibly a woman gives them attention.

A real men doesn't have to do those stupid faces.

 

[StraightShooter2]

If a facial expression which lasts for about 1 second is the only thing they're concerned about and not the Cheeto-incrusted neckbeard and the MLP T-shirt stained with year-old semen, it's not gonna help them.

 

[knobslobbin]

This thread reaffirms my belief that those people are incels and do whatever shit they can so possibly a woman gives them attention.

A real men doesn't have to do those stupid faces.

I real man simply lifts his leg, and the wafting ball stench either makes the ladies pass out, or slide over on a wave of their own love juices. That's science.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Yet another Jack Scalfani, supposedly a right wing evangelical, in fact, the most prolific cuckface alive.

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This fat bastard would suck your cock harder than Richard C. Mongler.

Jack's bug-eyed, mouth-agape expression is his professional face. Sloppily plastered all over his website (archive) like the slop he serves up with his last remaining functional limb.

 

[Brain Power]