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me and a group of friends have been following around this weirdo called u/bobdumbnut for no other reason than he had a funny picture of him in a suit
what followed as discovering the most socially inept homosexual to ever exist
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Here's a guy I've been aware of for a few years now. He kept popping up when I was finding content for the Greer thread. He's a super eccentric dude who is a guitarist and singer and prolific video maker. He's also not exactly all there...

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His name is Mike Meyer and he can usually be found filling Katy Perry's comments with bizarre fantasy scenarios and pitching song ideas. He does it on almost every single post and he's been at it for years.

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Those are just ones I grabbed today. He's also hanging out on Billie Eilish's profile doing the same sort of thing. No idea how many other women he's following. His comments are usually accompanied by a video of him playing a song. Sometimes a cover, sometimes original.

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His originals are something else. Songs about anything from aliens, ghosts, Elvis, to lesbians, to your mama being a stripper in a honky tonk bar. Acoustic or electric.

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His youtube channel is interesting. He's got over 200 songs but gets less than 10 views each. He welcomes any and all followers on Facebook and youtube.


Not sure he's exactly threadworthy, but other than what you see here, I haven't really researched him either.
 
Here's a guy I've been aware of for a few years now. He kept popping up when I was finding content for the Greer thread. He's a super eccentric dude who is a guitarist and singer and prolific video maker. He's also not exactly all there...

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His name is Mike Meyer and he can usually be found filling Katy Perry's comments with bizarre fantasy scenarios and pitching song ideas. He does it on almost every single post and he's been at it for years.

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Those are just ones I grabbed today. He's also hanging out on Billie Eilish's profile doing the same sort of thing. No idea how many other women he's following. His comments are usually accompanied by a video of him playing a song. Sometimes a cover, sometimes original.

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His originals are something else. Songs about anything from aliens, ghosts, Elvis, to lesbians, to your mama being a stripper in a honky tonk bar. Acoustic or electric.

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His youtube channel is interesting. He's got over 200 songs but gets less than 10 views each. He welcomes any and all followers on Facebook and youtube.


Not sure he's exactly threadworthy, but other than what you see here, I haven't really researched him either.
Untreated autism and unchecked simping are a deadly combination.
 
So this is an experience that happened a few years ago and I can't remember the specific name of the guy, or any details like usernames for that matter. I wish I could link a profile or at least have some remaining photos because this shit was insane.

A couple years back I had a female friend who was either extremely bored, lonely, attention-starved or a combination. She would constantly stream herself on those shitty live-broadcasting social media apps (I think it was called LiveMe). She would stream herself on it on a frequent basis, and she built up a community too. She was fairly attractive and as you would expect from apps like that; she had a ton of creepy, socially inept guys watching her and orbiting her. She would pay tons of attention to them and even give them her personal information.

One of those orbiters in particular started developing a very strong fixation on her, watching all of her streams and eventually proclaiming that he loved her. He was an African kid living all the way across from the world, let's call him Cheg. The most notable thing about Cheg is he had spoke absolutely horrific, broken english with terrible grammar. He sounded like a fucking parody or meme; I'll give you an example of something I remember him saying:

"I luv u bby,.,.,.,.,.,.. i promiz u i wil protec u darleng forevr". His grammar was always incredibly broken, to the point where he was totally unintelligible at times and you had to hardly decipher what the fuck he was saying.

My friend, being completely fucking stupid gave Cheg her social media accounts... Which worsened the situation by 100x. Cheg starting stalking her on every single platform, commenting on every single post she made every day proclaiming how she was his wife and they were meant to be together . Just really weird creepy shit.

He started upping the ante and became even crazier afterwards, he started creating edited pictures of her. This one image in particular, he had a picture of a heart and on both sides of the heart he edited a picture of himself and this girl; he posted it on his Instagram with some caption like "SOULMATES FOREVER". He had dozens of pictures of her saved, and he started changing his profile picture to pictures of her.

Eventually I decided to speak with Cheg one-on-one and see what was up with this kid, and man it was fucking hilarious. This kid was definitely very lolcowish in nature, his horrible english/social skills combined with his fixated love obsession with some girl he had never interacted with; who lived across the world from him. He refused to let go of his delusional fantasy regarding this girl being his "wife" or "soulmate" no matter what how much you tried talking to him. And generally, interacting with this kid was super difficult because as I said before, his english grammar was completely atrocious. He seemed to miss the point that I was making fun of him, and even tried befriending me thinking insults were compliments.

So at a certain point, nobody could seem to talk sense into him (multiple people, including my friend herself tried) and to no avail at all; he held onto this belief they were meant to be together and continued obsessing. He bypassed through multiple blocks by making new accounts and continuing, while also making numerous posts about the girl. There was nowhere to report this kid to, considering he lived in a really poor part of Africa. Everyone decided to collectively ignore him, and hope he stopped at some point.

And he did, a few months later. I remember checking his page and he developed a new obsession with a different girl. This Japanese streamer girl, who he was posting pictures of and claiming it was his "gf"

So that happened a few years ago, I can't seem to find him now and I don't know what he's up to these days; it's a bit hilarious to ponder he could still be doing the exact same thing considering he switched to some different girl after a while, meaning this was a pattern for him. If I can, I'll find one of the pictures he made; a few people saved it back in the day due to the fact it was funny as fuck.
 
It's been at least 15 years since I knew of this person's existence but at school there was this total autistic shitfit of a guy who obviously should have been in a school for 'gifted kids'.
He was obese, albino, and generally genetically deficient in appearance, although he actually wasn't disfigured or even unattractive save for the obesity.
His main drag was behavioral problems and he would sperg out on an almost daily basis. He would get into arguments with people over mundane things, escalate to the point of screaming, then tremble and cry when handled by faculty. I remember a handful of times where he escalated to flipping desks, rolling on the floor, and even charging at the wall a time or two. He really was a spectacle who was almost unironically regarded as a 'cool guy' save for being so unbearable and uncooperative.
If you've ever seen a toddler's temper tantrums irl with screaming and thrashing around, that was this guy, in a 250lb+ roughly 5'10" body.
 
jesus fucking christ
This may come off as a joke but I mean it when I say it - actual manlets are persons of interest that should be closely watched. Being as short as 5'6" or below can lend itself to chronic inferiority complexes that may in turn cause the individuals to dominate and abuse their subordinates; that goes for their kids, pets, and the like.
 
His youtube channel is interesting. He's got over 200 songs but gets less than 10 views each. He welcomes any and all followers on Facebook and youtube.


Not sure he's exactly threadworthy, but other than what you see here, I haven't really researched him either.
Not gonna lie, that 'Black Moma Titty Fuck' is a bit of a banger (words I never thought I'd write). I may or may not be responsible for the surge in views. I wish he could make a studio version. Also, I don't think he sings about titty fucking at all?

He obviously seems like a complete nutter but it also shows that autism has the potential of creating cool stuff in the right circumstances.
 
There's this kid at my school named Mario Ferrari. He's the biggest incel I have ever met in my entire life, and this is offline. He's also very autistic, militiant vegan, accidentally racist, and his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog. He has a track record of sexually harrassing various women on campus, such as one time he showed his penis on Facetime to a 15 year old girl (he's 17) and the uppermost staff got involved. He also said very explicit things to another girl I'm good friends with, I don't remember what they were talking about, but they talked about sex for almost 15 minutes straight.
Another thing I should mention is that I told him to get out of a seat, and he said he's going to be like "Rosa Parks" and refused to get out of his seat.
 
My friends sibling told them that their teacher got mad when someone mentioned pewdiepie cause according to them he radicalises children into the right wing extremism. I had 2018 flashbacks
 
And he's always finding new simping targets...
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This dudes gonna freak the fuck out one day. Horrifying. Or maybe horror novel inspiring.

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Just discovered this Japanese YouTuber who thinks Uber Eats couriers and anyone on bicycle with a backpack is gang stalking him
Also he claims to be gang stalked and yet he’s stalking other people for doing jackshit.
This looks fun. Thanks.


Fuck! Sorry mods. Thought it would go into my edit above. I suck.
 
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Okay, I've been following this guy for a while. I found him because of some bizarre comments he made on an astronomy Facebook group.

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TL;DR: Peruvian boomer thinks all of modern physics is wrong and has devised his own theoretical framework which he calls "Scientific Dialectic Materialism". He writes wall of text after wall of text of barely understandable interpretations of physical phenomena, personal definitions of fundamental concepts such as force, mass, energy, etc. Most amusing of all, he constantly challenges people to debates and writes lengthy responses to both trolling and genuine rebuttals/questions using creative insults and calling everyone dumb and/or lazy.

He's the La Filosofía del Conocimiento Científico guy. I took some liberties with the translations to make the messages closer to the writers original styles.

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He then proceeds to say that a ton of feathers > a ton of lead and gives no further explanation.

He has an ongoing imaginary feud with Miguel Alcubierre, a Mexican theoretical physicist whom he hates and constantly shit talks about. To my knowledge, Alcubierre has never even acknowledged his existence.

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Other people he hates:
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  • Basically anyone who criticises him.
Despite being seemingly mentally unstable, he teaches at a Peruvian university and appears to be functional. He has a bit of the 'old person who doesn't understand the internet' syndrome and has made a horrifying amount of personal information public. There's so much more about this guy that I didn't include, I'd say he's almost thread worthy but idk if there's enough interest on the Internationale Clique section.
 
My favorite at the moment is Zui Watts. I never even knew she existed until I joined a facebook group about "2005 internet nostalgia". Zui Watts, better known as ZUI SUICIDE back in the myspace days, was apparently involved with Audrey Kitching in a shitty MTV show called "Trashy Life" and appeared on a few episodes of "Paris Hilton's New BFF".

As one would expect, Zui completely faded out of the public's eye as she was just another anorexic bitch with big hair that sucked up to anyone with more followers in the hope of getting more internet fame.

Here are some pictures of Zui:

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Now, like any other bitch whose ever had their 5 minutes of internet fame, Zui still considers herself an e-celeb and expects everyone to know who she is.

Until Zui made the mistake of posting on the aformentioned Facebook post.
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Now I AM in this group and have been for a long time. I was one of the people who commented on her post with "Who are you?"
Believe me when I tell you no one bullied this fucking cow, no one said anything that would come over as bullying or harassment. Just people being genuinely curious about who she was and why she posted in a group about 2005 nostalgia. I get it, that was your niche. Entitlement is still gross.

Some DMs after people asked why she was so offended about the video and the comments asking who she is:
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Fast forward twenty minutes later after the second picture's response and her leaving the group, I got curious and went to her Instagram page. That's where I encountered miss plastic-lips in tears. Enjoy this!



 
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Zui Watts, better known as ZUI SUICIDE
That's a name I haven't seen in years and totally forgot about. She looks rough. I used to keep up with that crowd because I thought at least one of them would OD or do a flip. Zui was at the top of my list because she was always in the shadows of other attention whores of the time like Audrey Kitching.

Speaking of Audrey, she got in trouble earlier this year after it was revealed that she was selling $3 Aliexpress earrings for $40+, among other things. She entered personal cow territory for me once again, but then started deleting social media accounts, setting the ones that remain to private, and removed her face from her company.
 
Anna Nyulund

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She's a shitty programmer who thinks she's amazing. I don't claim to be much better, but I'm not an ass about it. She spends most of her time writing self completing blog posts and screeching at people who give her any form of criticism, constructive or not.

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People on /g/ ree pretty hard whenever she's brought up, if you can't imagine. Some people think she's a troll, but I'm pretty sure she's just another hysterical narcissist in the corporate world.
 
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