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[Toolbox]

Is there any proof that the snake is actually dead? Because it looks like it's staged.

No constrictor snake that I know of would go that limp especially when being held. She totally took that thing out of it's tank after it died just to film herself crying over it.

 

[Headshotmaster138]

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So this chick has been making the rounds lately, punching a sparring mannequin.

And ripping ass on it too, much to my penis's desire.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Found this tiktok when doing the GlitterandLazers post (It's at least 2 years old she would crush the poor thing even more now):
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Why the fuck did I chuckle at the "HEY GIRL" part?

 

[KingFrampt]

Dear leaders greatest enemy has died

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqfzr8Xd0j1x4pmbc.mp4

Dog sings better than most of the girls on the app.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

 

[StudMccool]

Imagine letting your shitbull roam free without a fucking leash on it, totally insane. People should be criminally charged for gay stunts like this.
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As much as I hate niggers who don't watch their hellhounds, in my experience horses are such shitty braindead animals that they are almost always the genesis of trouble

If a fucking rhino was walking down the sidewalk and a dog attacked it I wouldn't blame the dog

 

[h0387]

As much as I hate niggers who don't watch their hellhounds, in my experience horses are such shitty braindead animals that they are almost always the genesis of trouble

If a fucking rhino was walking down the sidewalk and a dog attacked it I wouldn't blame the dog

I wouldn't blame the horse or the dog in the situation. Only the shitty dog owner who didn't put their animal on a leash when walking in a public area.

 

[Spatula]

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pucxt4ye7y1r8aczv.mp4

Now that's what I call 'tism.

 

[georgyjobe]

Since I don't know what other thread would be best for this, here's a collection of Mormon girls complaining about their dating prospects (re: @Pineapple Fox's question about the same)
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Spoiler: More in here

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There's also an entire tag for something called "NCMO" which apparently stands for "Non-Committal Make Out" and is like the Mormon version of a one-night stand
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Spoiler: More

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What an opportunity to share a fun Mormon sex fact I learned via Jodi Arias. Luckily, there's a tiktok explaining it.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

What a scene

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

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Damn, she's downright spherical.

 

[Headshotmaster138]

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Why ruin my favorite disturbed song? Fuck tiktok and all social media.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This video really makes me feel both 'Disturbed' and genuinely 'Down With the Sickness'
Extra points for thematic appropriateness, I guess.

The sickness is coronary hearth disease caused by obesity

 

[TexOffender]

 

[Exelxi]

 

[Lunete]

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Using the boring original and not the superior abridged version.
Amateurs...

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