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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The Leaf that IT has is around 58k miles. See the odometer and you can make out 58 through the steering wheel. Based on the second photo with a clear odometer, from an EV car site, this confirms the 58k miles.

Now we need to know how long a Nissan Leaf batter will last and it's degradation over time. Based off a Nissan dealer we know it lasts for 10 years or 100k miles on average:

Looking into the loss of efficiency we see (from the third photo) that the Nissan leaf is not only at half of its life but is has lost 25% efficiency.

So before we get the reduced range we need the know the starting range. Based on the trim and interior styling, we know it is pre-2018 when the Leaf got a facelift. Such the range is 100 miles.

With that in mind the reduced range is now 75 miles. Probably 70-65 miles due to the weather. The closest town is Westcliffe that is 20 miles away, one way.

The car will deplete close to 60% of it's battery on one trip into town which has the closest pharmacy for their Troon medication. They cannot make any Costco runs with it nor get to any major city
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No look man its fine. Its an electric car, they are so green, they just have to replace the battery pack and it'll be back up to top performance. There's absolutedly no hazardous or toxic materials in the battery back; electric cars are so great for the planet you know?

Anyway here's the go-fund-me so we can get our horse piss injections.
 
This thread needs to go in a direction where the tranch is being invaded by gigantic radioactive pigs armed with AR-15s.
Pigs are intelligent creatures unlike the residents at the tranch. What makes you think they would be willing to sacrifice themselves to the horrors of absolute faggotry.
 
Pigs are intelligent creatures unlike the residents at the tranch. What makes you think they would be willing to sacrifice themselves to the horrors of absolute faggotry.
Their courage and heroic devotion to all life. If we all promised to stop eating bacon, as delicious as it is, would the pigs save us?
 
Do these two goobers own any clothes that aren't covered in rainbows or the trans flag? The gay people I know all manage to have at least one outfit not covered in rainbow vomit but that seems impossible for troons.
 
Their courage and heroic devotion to all life. If we all promised to stop eating bacon, as delicious as it is, would the pigs save us?
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IDK chief, bacon cheeseburgers are pretty good tho. Plus we would need a chopper to get Swine Team Six in and out of the tranch compound.
 
The troon water draw is not going to be sustainable, they're going to run not just their own supply dry but all their neighbours. Coupled with the accelerated erosion, dumping of rotting car shells as they stop working and get replaced one by one and overflowing septic tank they really are aiming for a huge ecological disaster.

Bets on how long before they start reeing climate change and blame Earl and his trucks (ignoring the urbanites who burn through energy like no tomorrow) for their well running dry and their lot turning into a dustball.
 
The troon water draw is not going to be sustainable, they're going to run not just their own supply dry but all their neighbours. Coupled with the accelerated erosion, dumping of rotting car shells as they stop working and get replaced one by one and overflowing septic tank they really are aiming for a huge ecological disaster.

Bets on how long before they start reeing climate change and blame Earl and his trucks (ignoring the urbanites who burn through energy like no tomorrow) for their well running dry and their lot turning into a dustball.
It's gonna turn into fucking Afghanistan at this point if they don't figure out how to perform basic erosion control and irrigation. All we need for some Middle East larping is some angry turban folks to run around and plant some IEDs and then have Kevin running over one in the Nissan leaf.
 
It's gonna turn into fucking Afghanistan at this point if they don't figure out how to perform basic erosion control and irrigation. All we need for some Middle East larping is some angry turban folks to run around and plant some IEDs and then have Kevin running over one in the Nissan leaf.
I just imagined the troons cutting off the roof of the Leaf and turning it into some kind of retarded EV technical with Phil in the back with his precious 18 inch barrel AR and 1X optic set up.

The Troonical I guess you would call it. Doesn't look as badass as a Hi-lux, but it will smell as bad as one in the desert filled with sand niggers who don't know what a shower is.
 
It's gonna turn into fucking Afghanistan at this point if they don't figure out how to perform basic erosion control and irrigation. All we need for some Middle East larping is some angry turban folks to run around and plant some IEDs and then have Kevin running over one in the Nissan leaf.
Just wait for them to get a Hilux for the proper ME LARP.
 
The troon water draw is not going to be sustainable, they're going to run not just their own supply dry but all their neighbours. Coupled with the accelerated erosion, dumping of rotting car shells as they stop working and get replaced one by one and overflowing septic tank they really are aiming for a huge ecological disaster.

Bets on how long before they start reeing climate change and blame Earl and his trucks (ignoring the urbanites who burn through energy like no tomorrow) for their well running dry and their lot turning into a dustball.
The fact they're already stacking up large amounts of old tires is also a major red flag. It's a good thing they're not trying to plant crops or anything. Not that you really would in Colorado.
 
The farms asked if Tenacious Unicorn Ranch had an official website. Then the tranch posted this.

The farms noted that Kevin & Jen were excluded from restaurant photos. Then the tranch posted this.

The farms joked about Tenacious Unicorn Ranch owning electric cars. Then the tranch posted this.

As Alanis Morissette once said, "it's the good advice that you just didn't take. And who would've thought? It figures that trannies would take the wrong advice from Kiwi Farms."
I'm pretty sure that's how that song went, anyway.
 
"it's the good advice that you just didn't take. And who would've thought? It figures that trannies would take the wrong advice from Kiwi Farms."
It's all motivitaed by "ree I'll show those evil nazees, me am smrt".

Anyway on topic. They really shouldn't seal the doors shut then tourch the place while they're still inside, that would be a terrible idea.
 
A big flat screen TV? Those fuckers consoom GIANT fucking amounts of electricity. Even the relatively smaller ones like Penny(Phil? Fuck, I can't keep all the Tranch denizens straight) has munch through electricity. I read on a ham radio forum about a guy who burned down his garage/man cave/ham shack due to plugging in a 50 inch TV into a shitty 2000s-era Belkin surge protector, which overheated and blew up.

With the Tranch you have to realize that they are completely off grid. Flat screen TVs and gaming equipment and whatever the fuck else in consoomer shit they've got are gonna fucking destroy their batteries in no time flat. They could even go for the ultimate in autism singularity and burn their Star Wars dome to the fucking bare ground from overloading their electrical system.

And then somebody mentioned that a Nissan Leaf has apparently shown up, one with reduced battery capacity so it will take longer to charge. With Li-ion batteries they take longer and longer to charge as the lithium gradually degrades. So they've got shitloads of electronics and an EV with a half-dead battery. All on an off grid setup. Tranching Inferno when?
 
Tranching Inferno when?
That would require them to generate enough to create the overload and thus the heat. They won't it will just all fail from too much strain (how many gensets have they killed?).

For a Samsung 55" you're looking at 145-235 W. Which while a significant draw probably isn't going to be Inferno generating.

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The gaming rig however, that's going to be 5 times the TV at least and that's without monitors so yeah really fucking dumb.

I wouldn't like to see what their wiring looks like after all this abuse. If they get the solar farm all set up or get a proper generator then its probably troon Inferno time.
 
Have they really not done anything to fix the wiring in that house?

I know, silly question. They're troons, they're not going to pay out for something that they can't physically see. Same reason probably that they haven't done anything about the plumbing or water supply that we all know are major issues just waiting to happen. They need everything to be performative and visible, from their coomer habits to their "gender identity", so they're never going to bother to shell out to fix stuff that's going on in the walls or under the floor or ground where no one will see it.

Kind of a great metaphor for the way they perform their "identities" while ignoring their severe mental illness and personality disorders, too. 🤔

But idk, I guess I respect and fear fire a lot more than these guys do lol.
 
But idk, I guess I respect and fear fire a lot more than these guys do lol.
Best part about them suffering an electrical fire due to an overloaded grid is their source of water relies on an electric pump. Not that water would be great on an electrical fire unless they could isolate it. I'm betting the fire originates in those poorly maintained wetcell batteries.

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Let's look at the safety sheet from the manufacturer.

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Yup explosive (and will fuck the aquatic environment if punctured good start.

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Flammable gas generated during charging and operation, so on their system all the time.

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Cool, dry, well ventilated. I don't know if any of these apply to their basement.

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So LEL of 4.1% and UEL of 74.2%, forget fire they're going to move the tranch to the moon if they aren't careful with their massive aging battery bank.

Look at the state of the wiring

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They claim it was missed in the survey but how? How could anyone miss this shit? No way is any of this up to code.

They better start thinking of getting/maintaining extinguishers (CO2 for electrical) or its going to go wrong.
 
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