The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[itskaon]

FELONIOUS FLOYD

MY SIDES

 

[dinnuffindu]

"Do you swear to state the truth and nothing but the truth?"
"Yeuh."

Finally back to the weird witnesses.

The way he talks sounds a lot like Mama did.

So Mississipi Missy was your momma?
Yeah, dat was Larcenia. I's from da state of Houston.

ETA: Also, the fuck, banana mayonnaise sandwiches?

 

[Sugar Puppet]

George Floyd was a gamer!

 

[Kripolkripa]

FELONIOUS FLOYD

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MY SIDES

Don't forget his mother, Larcenia.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

George Floyd was a gamer!

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Don't say it with a hard R, thats our word

the unoffensive versiona is 'Gama'

 

[MoeChotto]

George Floyd was a gamer!

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Case closed, time to lock Chauvin up. This was clearly a hate crime against gamers.

 

[itskaon]

Is this nigga fake crying rn

no tears btw

 

[Top Skink]

To be fair, if you said George Floyd was trying to steal from a store while dancing around waving a banana you'd be called a racist for sure

while high on drugs, while screaming I DINDU NUFFIN, while screaming for mama- not his mom, his fellow drug addict, etc etc
it's just silly, and his bro making him out like a saint just devalues his testimony

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Did he say that he went to "Black Shit Elementary?"

It's been a while since I herd de ebonic an I iz turribly rusty.

 

[Merry]

This is worse than the Zimmerman trial as of this moment

 

[7he47r0n]

"He excelled in basketball and football." Not a word about his academic achievements. Sometimes silence speaks louder than words.

 

[noco]

Case closed, time to lock Chauvin up. This was clearly a hate crime against gamers.

We need to see Chauvin's gamerscore first though

 

[Some JERK]

"Taser! Taser! Taser! Oh shit! I just shot him!"

Yup, she's got romcom brain, but instead of doing a cute, bubbly mistake, she killed someone.

You shouldn't get to be a cop if your voice is as shrill and annoying as that.

Nearly every female officer I've ever seen in one of these bodycam incidents has been absolutely useless, whether it's freaking out and screaming, accidentally shooting a suspect, or just being so physically small that they can do nothing to help their partner as he's getting his head smashed into the pavement by some 250lb criminal.

That's not to say that I don't think female cops can do the job. I've seen plenty of chick cops that I wouldn't start shit with. It's just weird how few of those women ever seem to make it into these videos.

 

[No Face]

just another example of society's persecution, and senseless killing of Gamers

rip George "Double Dribble" floyd

 

[itskaon]

why do black people have the weirdest and dumbest names????

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I like how all the other retards who cried on the stand did a much more convincing job than his own brother during the spark of life testimony

 

[Top Skink]

>did george floyd continue his love of basketball through his life
>he always used to say AY MAN LETS GO HOOPIN

 

[7he47r0n]

This man is clearly more interested in basketball than his dead brother.

 

[Kripolkripa]

Nearly every female officer I've ever seen in one of these bodycam incidents has been absolutely useless, whether it's freaking out and screaming, accidentally shooting a suspect, or just being so physically small that they can do nothing to help their partner as he's getting his head smashed into the pavement by some 250lb criminal.

That's not to say that I don't think female cops can do the job. I've seen plenty of chick cops that I wouldn't start shit with. It's just weird how few of those women ever seem to make it into these videos.

Nearly every collapsed society in history went so insane on its own prosperity that the competence of its leaders and peacekeepers was placed secondary to the personal irrational fantasies of any given person.

 

[Random Internet Person]

"He excelled in basketball and football." Not a word about his academic achievements. Sometimes silence speaks louder than words.

I thought the prosecution was trying to make Floyd be more than a stereotype.