DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PyroAlert]

Pretty sure we've got the Buffet narrowed down.
Only 2 buffets in Renton.
One with Pan-Asian food and chocolate fountains, Feast Buffet.
It's also in the same shopping center as Fred-Meyer.
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The Feast Buffet is located next to a different Fred Meyer that Phil shops at. Phil shops at the Fred Meyer on Benson Hill on Petroviskey. Phil has been to the Feast buffet though, it is just down the hill below the hospital on Rainier Ave.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Pretty sure we've got the Buffet narrowed down.
Only 2 buffets in Renton.
One with Pan-Asian food and chocolate fountains, Feast Buffet.
It's also in the same shopping center as Fred-Meyer.
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Do they have a dress code? I think it'd be hilarious if Philth took the horse out in his sonic t-shirt for their 2nd anniversary.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil didn't even know what a first down was

But he hurt his back playing football...

Re: escort saga, friendly reminder that while he wasn't flying an escort in from Europe while begging for money to SAVE DUH HOUSE, he WAS flying Kat in from Michigan and going out for meals and laying out cash to impress her. A difference without a major distinction, imo.

Phil spent all his money buying a fancy necklace!
Umm, no! It was a fancy chain!

Phil spent all his money on steak!
Umm, no! It was a cut of meat!

Phil spent all his money on a prostitute!
Umm, no! It was a woman I paid to come fuck me!

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Re: escort saga, friendly reminder that while he wasn't flying an escort in from Europe while begging for money to SAVE DUH HOUSE, he WAS flying Kat in from Michigan and going out for meals and laying out cash to impress her. A difference without a major distinction, imo.

The major distinction involved a baseball bat.

 

[Fill Bern El]

But he hurt his back playing football...

The easiest method to test Phil's knowledge of football is watch him play a Madden game. He called his OFFENSIVE LINEMEN his "defense," which I don't have to elaborate how fucking backwards that is.

I hate sports and don't watch anything sports related except some wrestling, but even I know how football works and shit. Completely delusional. Just say you don't like football but no, because the majority of people like it Phil has to too.


edit: also i love DSP's fucking sound effects from his phone on stream...the only other person I know that does that is jim cornette, the difference being jim cornette is motherfucking 59 years old and didn't dedicated the last decade of his life to being online

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

DSP bitching about taxes is fucking rich. "All of our tax laws seem to benefit rich people cause rich people always find a way to write off most of their taxes. while the normal people like you and me seem to be paying more."

This coming from the guy who makes $120k and is only taxed on $60k of that because he claims it costs $5k/month to operate his business.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP bitching about taxes is fucking rich. "All of our tax laws seem to benefit rich people cause rich people always find a way to write off most of their taxes. while the normal people like you and me seem to be paying more."

This coming from the guy who makes $120k and is only taxed on $60k of that because he claims it costs $5k/month to operate his business.

Not to mention the guy who racked up massive creditcard bills got them erased on goverment (plain speak our) costs. I bet he will never be able to pay his taxes. when he dies he will owe the state a lot of money

 

[PieceofShet]

He said "kat's room".
Twice.

KAT'S ROOM.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

DSP's haircut sucks, I bet he is also extremely non-descriptive to his barber. Most men can say the size razor they want or whatever. But yeah his haircut looks like shit I think he has a big pimple on the middle of his forehead too right now omegalul

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP's haircut sucks, I bet he is also extremely non-descriptive to his barber. Most men can say the size razor they want or whatever. But yeah his haircut looks like shit I think he has a big pimple on the middle of his forehead too right now omegalul

Wait.......he got another haircut already?

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Wait.......he got another haircut already?

Looks like a freshly cut pig roach to me

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

DSP's haircut sucks

 

[millais]

Was this done by the same preferred hair stylist that allegedly told him he's not balding?

 

[MoonRocker]

DSP's haircut sucks, I bet he is also extremely non-descriptive to his barber. Most men can say the size razor they want or whatever. But yeah his haircut looks like shit I think he has a big pimple on the middle of his forehead too right now omegalul

It looks awful. Children even have better cuts than this dude.

How you present yourself is extremely important; human beings are vain creatures, we often judge based off of first impressions, whether we like to admit it or not.

It’s hard to believe that any woman could find Phil with his boyhood haircuts, awful fashion sense, manboobs, thinning and receding hairline, pasty white skin, and Zelda jammies, attractive in any shape or form.

But given that both Khet and him are weird, NEET shut-ins, anything can happen within the ‘Tim’s Vortex.

 

[Kumquatacus]

He said "kat's room".
Twice.

KAT'S ROOM.

clip?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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Holy fuck it looks like the two sides of his pattern baldness are racing each other to the back of his head lmao

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

DSP looking like a lazy vampire that lives in the basement of a blood bank , now he only thirsts for money.

 

[Jasper2K]

DSP turning his old "moniker" THE KING OF HATE into a detractor meme. What about you legacy phil?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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DSP looking like a lazy vampire that lives in the basement of a blood bank , now he only thirsts for money.

Count Begula

 

[IHateMyJob]

It looks awful. Children even have better cuts than this dude.

How you present yourself is extremely important; human beings are vain creatures, we often judge based off of first impressions, whether we like to admit it or not.

It’s hard to believe that any woman could find Phil with his boyhood haircuts, awful fashion sense, manboobs, thinning and receding hairline, pasty white skin, and Zelda jammies, attractive in any shape or form.

But given that both Khet and him are weird, NEET shut-ins, anything can happen within the ‘Tim’s Vortex.

My grandpa was well into his 90's and had a better haircut then Phil. He must go to the cheapest barber (oh sorry "hair dresser" as he calls it) in Renton.