Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
Hey I just remembered that small Austrian music magazine Russ sent his bio to. It got published and I completely forgot about it until just now.

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And a little classic body positivity:
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Cryin RN said:
It's genuinely sad that he's hyperfixated on appearance. He never learned to get over his own and wants to weaponize everyone else's against them, all the time, unless they're a 10/10 hot gf. No wonder he's so pissed at KF, a forum where none of his ~h8ers~ post selfies for him to abuse.
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What are you talking about? Don't you remember all the selfies we took at the annual Kiwi Farms BBQ?
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Rustled Jimmies said:
He has a lot of moxie to say unless you are hotter and richer than him (which is an astronomically low bar to climb) you can't insult his looks. He mocked Taylor Swift's former boyfriend Joe Alwyn, who has a net worth estimated to be $5 million which is higher than Russell's net worth which is approximately a $10 Starbucks gift card.

You could be Jesus Christ and Russell will still find your flaws.
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The best part of this is that Taylor and Joe are still together years later in spite of Russell's disapproval of their relationship. I really want them to get married just to see the chimpout
 
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moocow said:
Can't always give it away for free. Dude's got a staff to pay and a family to feed.
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Agree, though I like to think Skordas got a gleam in his eye upon being contacted and he quietly stood up from his expensive desk that is nestled inside an impressive office full of rich leather bound books, went to a walk in closet and extracted a pair of custom made, steel toe, wingtips that he's been saving for just this occasion. He just somehow knew this time would come and by God, he was going to be prepared to give Crusty Rusty the legal kicking he so desperately deserves.
 
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RebatsivePulsard said:
“Greer can read music and also play by ear”. I don’t even have the words, Shitlips.
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My favorite part is that he was inspired to write music at a Billy Joel concert. I always thought he wrote in his book that he was inspired after he went to jail for threatening to shoot a bunch of girls pulling a prank at school. After seeing her on the jail tv he spent years working on a song to give to her so she would date him.
 
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Meredith Swift said:
The best part of this is that Taylor and Joe are still together years later in spite of Russell's disapproval of their relationship. I really want them to get married just to see the chimpout
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I hope they get married too. If they announce it in advance, who wants to start a betting pool on if Russ tries to get an injunction to stop it? He tried to stop her tour once. I wouldn't put it past him to try to stop her wedding too.
Dr. Henry Armitage said:
I always thought he wrote in his book that he was inspired after he went to jail for threatening to shoot a bunch of girls pulling a prank at school. After seeing her on the jail tv he spent years working on a song to give to her so she would date him.
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That's why he writes music. Anything else is him revising history. And no matter how he tries to spin it, his sole motive for all his songs is to get the subject to date him. When Grandmaster Skordas and the judge were waiting for Russ to show up, the judge asked if Skordas thought Russ believed Ariana herself would be there. He said yes. Then the judge asked what Russ's end goal was and Skordas told him it was a date. Russ is almost SovCit in his view of the law. He thinks if he finds just the right words, Taylor (or whoever) will have to show up herself and then Russ can make his big pitch and the judge will order her to go on a date with him, make him famous and bear his children.
StinkySnack said:
His post on "Kiwi Farms Unmasked" about being called a pipsqueak and claiming to be 5'8" has been deleted. He's definitely reading here.
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Oh he does read here. Back when he sued Taylor a second time, he thought she defaulted and was celebrating on Facebook. Then it was pointed out here he hadn't served her properly so she couldn't default. He deleted the post shortly thereafter. He's reacted to things posted here several times. I bet he thinks he's gathering "evidence" for his trial, but nothing here will help him. All we've done is talk about him, not to him.
 
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Cilleystring said:
"this piece of crap just doesn't learn does she?!" is one of my favourite Russ quotes. The audacity of that line just kills me. I did a copy pasta of it in this thread a long time ago after Russ did something dumb and whoever was modding at the time thought it was a-logging and removed it lol

Russ has enough ridiculous quotes to have his own pool of random.txt at this point. Would be great if anytime you were on a page in this thread it generated a Rusty quote at the top
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random.txt:

* I'm sorry, but it is Arianna Grande's fault these deaths happened.
* She just oinks, oinks, oinks about my kind gesture. So rude of her.
* Taylor Swift either goes on a date with me wearing a red dress with braided hair as she sits across from me at a candle lit table and I play footsie with her, or I win the 80 million dollar lawsuit against her.
* We need to pass laws to make it a felony for a girl to say no to a guy with a disability. I say this more as a statement than anything.
* READ THE GODDAMN FACTS!
* Sorry, I just have to let out my pain and rage sometimes.
* When you have a hot date lined up, but the hot date becomes a cold date when she won't answer your messages.
* I should have whacked her with the flowers I got her.

Thirstiest DING in Utah Las Vegas.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I bet he thinks he's gathering "evidence" for his trial, but nothing here will help him. All we've done is talk about him, not to him.
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Yeah things like reality never got in Russes way before. It doesn't matter what was said he'll try and claim it was defamatory. Then when that fails he'll draft up another lolsuit because despite failing over and over and having the law explained to him by a judge he still thinks he's right.
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"Greer can put on pants without assistance and has never walked around town with his genitalia exposed."
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Yet, there's still time for him to spiral into complete insanity and run around Las Vegas with his pants on his head screaming about trauma lumps and Morgan Freeman owls.
 
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