The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
  • Poll closed .
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But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Law School, and I've been involved in numerous high profile cases, and I have over 300 confirmed acquittals. I am trained in gorilla lawfare and I'm the top attourney in the entire US court systen. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Judges across the USA and your lawyer is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your case. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be any court, anytime, and I can cross-examine you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare notes. Not only am I extensively trained in linguistic combat, but I have access to the entire case history of the United States Court System and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable case off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
This witness was so unprepared for cross exam. He didn't even know that Chauvin was dispatched under code 3, a key element to the threat assessment in the case. Yikes.

EDIT: "A reasonable officer wouldn't have been aware that there even were passengers [in Floyd's car]" Where the fuck did the state get this guy?
 
Can we get Nelson in the knight outfit again?
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