As threatened
previously, Lou's five hundredth iteration of the same disingenuous "honest" non-apology he always gives finally pushed me over the edge into doing something I've been considering for a while. As you may know, I post an updated list of all of Lou's tablets and computers every hundred pages or when he buys a new device, and we've seen people on Twitter use this list to hold him to account on more than one occasion. And he always says that the whole thing is lies, lies, lies made up by those hateful transphobes at KF. Even when people point out the archives of his tweets at archive.today, he claims that we made them up somehow, either because he doesn't know how archive.today works or (more likely) he's hoping other people don't.
So to provide a helpful reference for future scambusters, I've gone back and pulled the actual screenshots proving that Lou, by his own words freely given on Twitter, has admitted to owning, or claimed to own, fifteen separate and distinct tablet computers since Christmas 2019. Not all of these tweets were archived, especially in the early days of this thread, but wherever possible I've also posted direct links to archived versions of each tweet so that anyone can give receipts without having to literally murder trans women by linking to this site. In most cases, these archive links point to the Internet Archive, which even Lou will have a hard time convincing people is in on a conspiracy to libel his good name. Without further ado, then:
The Tablets of Louis Dominic Gagliardi III
Special Illustrated Edition
Tablet #1: Unknown iPad
Gave to nephew December 25, 2019
Exactly one year ago today, coincidentally, Lou posted a video on Twitter of him throwing a tantrum at his mother. At the 4:50 mark, he says he gave his nephew one of his old iPads for Christmas. The video was deleted long ago, but we saved a copy
here.
Tablet #2: Unknown iPad
Gave to stepbrother circa February 28, 2020
Lou was apparently forced by his mother to give one of his two iPads to his stepbrother in rehab, leaving him with only one.
Tablet #3: iPad Mini 5
Owned as of March 14, 2020, probably sold circa March 27
It is not known whether this is the other iPad Lou mentioned owning on February 28. He was begging hard in the wake of that for money to buy a new iPad with a "
big screen," so it seems likely that it was.
Tablet #4: iPad Air 3
Lent to stepdad before March 11, 2020, probably gave to stepdad April 23
It's possible that these are two different iPads--one that Lou lent to his stepdad temporarily, and another one he later gave him permanently--but it seems more likely that he magnanimously "gave" Pops an iPad that the old man
de facto already owned, one that Lou cared so little about that he previously offered to give it away to some random Twitter furry. In January 2021, Lou confirmed that this device was an
iPad Air 3. If you've been paying attention to the dates, you'll notice that he actually owned this device at the time that he was begging for money to buy a "big screen" iPad.
Tablet #5: iPad 9.7 inch
Selling as of August 14, 2020
It is not known when he acquired this tablet or if it is one of the ones he mentioned owning previously.
Tablet #6: iPad Pro 11
Selling as of August 28, 2020
Date of acquisition unknown. He tweeted about wanting one on March 11 (see under #4 above); it seems likely that this is the "big screen" iPad he was begging for under #3.
“it did NOT include ANY of the words I put. selling my iPad Pro 11 (2018) 64gb. $600. if I have to ship, it'd be $675. that's for EVERYTHING in the pictures: >iPad >2 2nd gen pencils >charger with 6t (2m) usb-c cable >Logitech slim pro portfolio >usb-a to usb-c cable https://t.co/THQmK6WwTB”
web.archive.org
Tablet #7: iPad Mini 5 (2nd)
Bought circa August 29, 2020, selling as of September 15
Purchase not tweeted about, but the ad notes that he had it for "less than 2 weeks" as of September 15. He would therefore have bought it right around the time he put the iPad Pro 11 up for sale, and it is definitely not the iPad Mini 5 he put up for sale on March 27 (#3).
“I wonder if it’d be worth upgrading from the iPad mini to the 10.2 inch 8th generation ? I’d like to see a spec comparison. While I like the mini I feel like a bigger screen would be better for my eyes.”
web.archive.org
Tablet #8: iPad 10.2 inch
Bought September 22, 2020, sold December 3
“Okay, here's the deal. I sold my ipad. I gave my mom the money for bills. I want to start taking coloring commissions and do editing commissions mobile but i can't do that without a tablet. I've decided to go with Android and the best is samsung.”
web.archive.org
Tablet #9: Walmart Android tablet
Bought November 16, 2020
On an impulse, Lou bought a $30 Android tablet at Walmart, supposedly to try it out for his mother, although he did declare that he would be keeping it.
“The only thing I don't like about it is that it only has one speaker and it was 16 GB storage but it can be expanded I just don't know how big. I'll be keeping this one I could always use a backup or use it as a TV remote or something but it was really just an impulse buy https://t.co/baCacxSZT6”
web.archive.org
Tablet #10: Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite
"Gifted" December 5, 2020
Two days after Lou tweeted about wanting (another) Android tablet, a mysterious stranger supposedly gave him one anonymously. It is not known what became of this tablet, but he apparently did not have it anymore as of February 4 (see #12 below).
“woke up to mom putting a package in my room. had no idea what was going on cause I didn't order anything. I had enough money to get some Christmas presents for my nephew, that's it. So I don't know who sent this but thank you thank you so much I'm trying to hold back tears!”
web.archive.org
Tablet #11: iPad 8th Gen 32GB
Bought December 22, 2020; gave to his mother January 18, 2021 or earlier
“Ideally, i would love to get the iPad Air 4 and the 2nd gen apple pencil. but i also recognize that it'd cost me $800. and i'm not about to do that to anyone even the 128gb 8th gen entry level iPad would be $500+ including the pencil. the 32gb one would be fine”
web.archive.org
“Sorry guys if my begging post keeps showing up. I did delete it. Multiple times. Cause I made my goal! Woo! Ordered the iPad last night. Now I have $1.34 to my name. Wheee! But that’s okay! I am very appreciative regardless”
web.archive.org
Tablet #12: iPad Air 4
Bought January 8, 2021, selling February 8
Confirmed to be an iPad Air 4 on
February 4. Incredibly, in that very same tweet he says he's thinking about buying a Galaxy Tab S6 Lite, apparently forgetting that a mysterious stranger
already bought him an S6 Lite less than two months earlier (see #9 above).
“so the good news is, the iPad will be bought. friend is going to buy it for me and i'll pay him back as soon as the money's in my account.”
web.archive.org
“what I'm thinking. Clean up the mac, sell it. i could probably get $600-800 for it. cause it's a 2020 i5 one. i mean the only thing i use it for is world of warcraft and i could probably get a windows machine at the same price. sell the iPad Air 4 get a Samsung S6 Lite”
web.archive.org
“I won't be needing money for a laptop after all (*knocks on wood*) made a good deal (*knocks on wood*) but for full disclosure i did put the iPad up for sale. I'm trying to get out of the apple ecosystem now.”
web.archive.org
Tablet #13: Amazon Kindle Fire 7
Bought circa January 17, 2021
“I will say that I did buy a fire 7 to use for podcasts and twitch at home on my bed. but that came from money that I got for selling an item. I didn't ask for that money. just so there's no confusion. I also bought a wall charger and some usb-cables. Thanks for being awesome”
web.archive.org
Tablet #14: "Cheap" 7-inch Android tablet
"Gifted" February 3, 2021
Another mysterious stranger bought Lou a "cheapo" Android tablet at a time he already owned an iPad Air 4 (see #12) and a Kindle Fire (see #13). The following day he was talking about his experience using Android
as if he had never done it before, once again forgetting about the Galaxy Tab S6 Lite the first mysterious stranger bought him two months earlier.
“So I just wanted to let everyone know and if you see me tweeting from Android it's because a friend of mine who I will not name out of respect for their privacy and no I didn't buy it myself but me a cheapo Android tablet it's actually pretty nice for being so cheap”
web.archive.org
Tablet #15: iPad Mini 5 (3rd)
Bought February 14, 2021, gone by June 27, 2022
Lou sold his iPad Air 4 (#12) to move to Android (#14) and instantly regretted it, so he bought another iPad, #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund #PovertyCrowdFund. He confirmed
here that it was an iPad Mini, his third one after #3 and #7. (Please see those two entries to verify that these are, in fact, three separate devices.)
“so i'll admit i fucked up today. i sold my ipad, thinking i could use android to color and shit. not realizing that for whatever reason the apps i tried wouldn't open my files. So i admit that i fucked up today and i'm taking i made and buying an ipad mini so i can art again”
web.archive.org
“Alright, I’m back on iOS which woo! May not even need the chromebook anymore (will probably still keep it though. Gotta get all my usernames and stuff back to being acesomething. If you’re wondering i do feel stupid for selling the iPad Air 4 before testing android apps. But”
web.archive.org
Tablet #16: iPad Air 4 (2nd)
Bought circa March 25, 2021, supposedly giving to nephew December 25
The iPad Mini was just to tide him over until the latest round of stimulus money came in, at which time he bought another iPad Air 4 along with several other expensive toys. Two weeks later he was back to begging for food money.
“but it's horrible. even though i do have enough for a couple of weeks of food ((notice i said A. COUPLE. OF. WEEKS.)) i keep having to spend it on things i need. it's sad. but at least i have it, yeah?”
web.archive.org
Tablet #17: Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)
"Gifted" August 1, 2021
Lou
mentioned that he wanted to get a new secondary tablet to use outside (presumably on his covered porch) so he wouldn't have to expose his iPad to the harsh and unforgiving climate of western Pennsylvania. Lo and behold, three days later yet another mysterious benefactor
sent him a Galaxy Tab S6 Lite out of the goodness of their heart. The disposition of Lou's original S6 (see #9 above) that a mysterious benefactor gave him in December remains unknown.
“I'd like to get it so i don't take the iPad out of the house and keep that as well protected as possible. This is a desire, not a need, so i'm not super worried about it..but honestly I don't know what to post half the time anymore. it's either depression or asking for help”
web.archive.org
“So I guess I can say something. A friend sent me his old Galaxy tab s6 light. After seeing that I wanted to Android tablet he was upgrading anyway so he sent me this one. So when you see tweets from Android as of today that's why. In the past it's been done from my Chromebook.”
web.archive.org
Tablet #18: iPad Pro 12.9 inch
Bought November 27, 2021, gone by June 27, 2022
After
being diagnosed with retinal neuropathy for real, Lou decided he needed an iPad with a big screen again, specifically a refurbished
iPad Pro. He says he's planning to give his iPad Air 4 (#16) to his nephew for Christmas, so let's act as though we believe him for now.
Good afternoon lovelies. I got the money for the ipad, and i ordered it. It'll come tuesday. remaining little bit will go to bills at the end of november and beginning of december. I'll make a post later feeling very blah right now.
web.archive.org
Tablet #19: iPad Mini 6
"Gifted" before March 6, 2022, gone by June 27
Lou claimed on Tellonym that a friend whom he declined to name generously gave him an iPad Mini 6 "as a late christmas and birthday/early easter gift." This cannot be archived due to the way Tellonym works, unfortunately.
you won't do it, Lou is trying to be HUMBLE and CHANGE! How DARE you try to to use last year as leverage against a poor trans woman! Past decisions don't equate to current decisions! 
