Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Other times it's a descriptor of a wicked person who has no hope of redemption OR a wicked nation that are condemned/have no hope of redemption.
And those places would be? Other than conspiracy theories forums?
Like you sick fucks. You Goyim here have no hope of redemption. YHWH Elohim will come with fire to destroy you wicked Goyim because your hearts are wicked and your ways are an abomination before His eyes.
This is of course not true but annihilation would be a preferable alternative to spending eternity with your monster of a deity.
You don't even follow The Torah, you haven't even arrived at the beginning of wisdom. "The fear of YHWH is the beginning of wisdom".
Fear and wisdom rarely go together.
So basically your opinion on The Hebrew Bible means diddly squat because you haven't walked with YHWH even a single day in your life.
If you were a scholar you claim to be you'd know outsider's perspective and scientific distance to your subject is crucial.
 
The descendants of Keturah became the Midyanites, Israel's enemies. Even after Sarah's death, Elohim honors Sarah, and ONLY Sarah as Abraham's one and only legitimate wife, thus giving the Covenant only to Isaac.

All of Keturah's children were sent off as mamzers, away from Isaac.

Judah sinned by marrying a Canaanite woman as well. His goy wife is the one who told her son's Er and Onan not to give their seed to Tamar. She also refused to allow Selah to marry Tamar.
It was until Judah's evil goy wife died that Tamar was able to take up her rights to a levirate marriage.

Joseph married while exiled from his kin. It doesn't say his actions in marrying her were righteous either. There is a difference between prescriptive and descriptive. Moses as well, who also "had sent away his wife Tzipporah and her two sons".

Solomon sinned by marrying Goy women: "Isn't it because of these things that Solomon sinned?" (Neh. 13:26). He lost the eternal throne because he violated Deut. 7:3.
Melinda you do realize what you just did here right? You just confessed because you by your admission, your standards, you have committed the sin of marrying outside Israel and further any of the children you had by any but Marshall are bastards thanks for the win you fucking idiot GG

Honestly I'm impressed through the power of fetal alcohol syndrome you've managed to warp the most important book ever written into the narcissists prayer in a desperate bid to absolve yourself of your failings and you still can't limbo under that skyscraper
 
Melinda you do realize what you just did here right? You just confessed because you by your admission, your standards, you have committed the sin of marrying outside Israel and further any of the children you had by any but Marshall are bastards thanks for the win you fucking idiot GG
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She done cheesed herself.
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You just confessed because you by your admission, your standards, you have committed the sin of marrying outside Israel and further any of the children you had by any but Marshall are bastards thanks for the win you fucking idiot GG
I never made any such statement.

Obviously I can tell by your profile you're a newcomer here. It's your duty to do your part and READ the thread, take notes BEFORE commenting.
If you had done so you would have known that I stated the following:

1. My belief #1: According to The Torah a husband is someone a woman has emotional and physical intimacy with and lives in harmony in the same abode(s) together
2. My belief #2: A male concubine is someone that woman has sexual intimacy with but they do not share the same abodes. It's a covenant different than marriage. There might be some emotional intimacy, but certainly not on the level that would be had by cleaving (with a husband).
3. I have had 2 husbands
4. I have had 6 concubines
5. I married my first husband around the age of 20, slightly before I returned to The Torah. I married him as a בְּתוּלָה , with the consent of my parents (natural mother and natural father)
4. My first husband turned out to be a Goy. He refused to follow The Torah (I went through terrible treatment during that relationship). Then when I was financially able to, I left my first husband.
6. I chose concubines that I believed were Israelites OR GeRs. The 2 concubine men that are the natural fathers of my 3rd and 4th child were not Goy. They committed sins for which The Torah commands someone be cut off (excommunicated).

That is the only way someone can re-marry/leave a Covenant (excommunication/unforgivable sin) in The Torah. Otherwise it's Adultery OR sexually immoral (according to The Torah). My conscience is clean and clear. I never have abandoned a Covenant with a man without him deserving it. I'm prepared to go to the Day of Judgment with clean hands.

Of course, if it's idolatry or a sin that leads to death, the penalty is death. That would make a widow.

Because I was deceived by my first husband about his true beliefs, and I did not commit intentional sin, the practice of marrying him is forgivable. My children born of that marriage are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because the children of that marriage agreed to follow The Torah.

"If an individual sins by mistake, he is to offer a female goat in its first year as a sin offering. The cohen will make atonement before Adonai for the person who makes a mistake by sinning inadvertently; he will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven — no matter whether he is a citizen of Isra’el or a foreigner living with them. You are to have one law for whoever it is that does something wrong by mistake." (Numbers 15:27-29)

My children born from the concubine Israelite and concubine Ger are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because those children agreed to follow The Torah.The children that were sent away in Ezra and Nehemiah followed in their mother's idolatry.

I'm sort of like the modern female version of Jacob. Like Jacob, I never planned it at first this way. Like Jacob, I ran into my "Laban"s who threw me curve balls to deal with. And like Jacob I have multiple children from different partners that have been blended into one family unit. Because YHWH Elohim redeems the messy parts of people's lives and creates beautiful things from it.

My children have no issue with how they got here into the world. They all still love each other as siblings. They notice their eye colors are different but it doesn't stop them from loving each other. Because like I've always said on here, LOVE, not blood, makes a family.

All throughout The Hebrew Bible and The Gospels multiple women had children that fulfilled prophecy and brought forth Elohim's plans for Adamkind: Chavah, Sarah, Rebekah, Hannah, Tamar, Isaiah's wife, Mary, Elizabeth. Each of their stories shows some unique and anointed way Elohim worked through their pregnancies and children's lives.


While criticizing someone for giving unsolicited advice, gives unsolicited advice. Never change Smelly.
I didn't give unsolicited advice. I made a theoretical statement based upon a moral absolute. That is why I said it in 3rd person, not directly to him.
 
I never made any such statement.

Obviously I can tell by your profile you're a newcomer here. It's your duty to do your part and READ the thread, take notes BEFORE commenting.
If you had done so you would have known that I stated the following:

1. My belief #1: According to The Torah a husband is someone a woman has emotional and physical intimacy with and lives in harmony in the same abode(s) together
2. My belief #2: A male concubine is someone that woman has sexual intimacy with but they do not share the same abodes. It's a covenant different than marriage. There might be some emotional intimacy, but certainly not on the level that would be had by cleaving (with a husband).
3. I have had 2 husbands
4. I have had 6 concubines
5. I married my first husband around the age of 20, slightly before I returned to The Torah. I married him as a בְּתוּלָה , with the consent of my parents (natural mother and natural father)
4. My first husband turned out to be a Goy. He refused to follow The Torah (I went through terrible treatment during that relationship). Then when I was financially able to, I left my first husband.
6. I chose concubines that I believed were Israelites OR GeRs. The 2 concubine men that are the natural fathers of my 3rd and 4th child were not Goy. They committed sins for which The Torah commands someone be cut off (excommunicated).

That is the only way someone can re-marry/leave a Covenant (excommunication/unforgivable sin) in The Torah. Otherwise it's Adultery OR sexually immoral (according to The Torah). My conscience is clean and clear. I never have abandoned a Covenant with a man without him deserving it. I'm prepared to go to the Day of Judgment with clean hands.

Of course, if it's idolatry or a sin that leads to death, the penalty is death. That would make a widow.

Because I was deceived by my first husband about his true beliefs, and I did not commit intentional sin, the practice of marrying him is forgivable. My children born of that marriage are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because the children of that marriage agreed to follow The Torah.

"If an individual sins by mistake, he is to offer a female goat in its first year as a sin offering. The cohen will make atonement before Adonai for the person who makes a mistake by sinning inadvertently; he will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven — no matter whether he is a citizen of Isra’el or a foreigner living with them. You are to have one law for whoever it is that does something wrong by mistake." (Numbers 15:27-29)

My children born from the concubine Israelite and concubine Ger are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because those children agreed to follow The Torah.The children that were sent away in Ezra and Nehemiah followed in their mother's idolatry.

I'm sort of like the modern female version of Jacob. Like Jacob, I never planned it at first this way. Like Jacob, I ran into my "Laban"s who threw me curve balls to deal with. And like Jacob I have multiple children from different partners that have been blended into one family unit. Because YHWH Elohim redeems the messy parts of people's lives and creates beautiful things from it.

My children have no issue with how they got here into the world. They all still love each other as siblings. They notice their eye colors are different but it doesn't stop them from loving each other. Because like I've always said on here, LOVE, not blood, makes a family.

All throughout The Hebrew Bible and The Gospels multiple women had children that fulfilled prophecy and brought forth Elohim's plans for Adamkind: Chavah, Sarah, Rebekah, Hannah, Tamar, Isaiah's wife, Mary, Elizabeth. Each of their stories shows some unique and anointed way Elohim worked through their pregnancies and children's lives.



I didn't give unsolicited advice. I made a theoretical statement based upon a moral absolute. That is why I said it in 3rd person, not directly to him.
That's a lot of words to say you have no idea what you're talking about and you dearly wished to be dragged behind a speeding car.
 
1. My belief #1: According to The Torah a husband is someone a woman has emotional and physical intimacy with and lives in harmony in the same abode(s) together
So, you're saying that you were and currently are living with Marshall? Because you can't do that and remain an LAT couple.
 
Allow me to make a theoretical statement. If someone named Melinda THEORETICALLY wanted to no longer be a subject of discussions by an internet forum with an agriculturally inclined name, she THEORETICALLY should stop posting, take her lumps, and stop filing lawsuits. She should stop trying to prove she's superior to other people and just let the THEORETICAL spotlight fade away. Of course, if this THEORETICAL Melinda didn't do that, everyone else would have to THEORETICALLY conclude that she THEORETICALLY craved the attention and was merely THEORETICALLY upset at being shown up repeatedly.
 
Allow me to make a theoretical statement. If someone named Melinda THEORETICALLY wanted to no longer be a subject of discussions by an internet forum with an agriculturally inclined name, she THEORETICALLY should stop posting, take her lumps, and stop filing lawsuits. She should stop trying to prove she's superior to other people and just let the THEORETICAL spotlight fade away. Of course, if this THEORETICAL Melinda didn't do that, everyone else would have to THEORETICALLY conclude that she THEORETICALLY craved the attention and was merely THEORETICALLY upset at being shown up repeatedly.
We're talking about a woman who's so stupid, she probably thinks "taking an L" means a sex position.
 
We're talking about a woman who's so stupid, she probably thinks "taking an L" means a sex position.

What are you talking about? I'm discussing a THEORETICAL woman who just happens to ALSO be named Melinda. I'm just following Melinda's own logic. She can't get mad at giving THEORETICAL scenarios framed in the third person. I don't know why anyone would need to rate that optimistic. I mean, why would regular Melinda consider theoretical Melinda's eerily similar scenario and decide to follow the path that works out best for Theoretical Melinda? We've never known her to be capable of self reflection or taking a good sugges- theoretical scenario.
 
4. I have had 6 concubines
Allow me to introduce myself again. I am number 7.

"If an individual sins by mistake, he is to offer a female goat in its first year as a sin offering. The cohen will make atonement before Adonai for the person who makes a mistake by sinning inadvertently; he will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven — no matter whether he is a citizen of Isra’el or a foreigner living with them. You are to have one law for whoever it is that does something wrong by mistake." (Numbers 15:27-29)
How many times have you sinned by mistake and how many goats have you bled out and sent as a burned offering to your God. You have admitted more than one mistaken sin, but I bet you don't have the ovaries to kill a goat. Sending the goat to a processing plant and cooking it on a grill doesn't count.

My children have no issue with how they got here into the world. They all still love each other as siblings.
They probably hate your crazy ass though.

We're talking about a woman who's so stupid, she probably thinks "taking an L" means a sex position.
I'll bend her into a L and fuck the love of Jesus into her guaranteed.
 
I never made any such statement.

Obviously I can tell by your profile you're a newcomer here. It's your duty to do your part and READ the thread, take notes BEFORE commenting.
If you had done so you would have known that I stated the following:
Melinda I've been on this site here a year longer than you and if I actually cared enough to take notes about you I would spoon a shotgun and pull the trigger with my toes

1. My belief #1: According to The Torah a husband is someone a woman has emotional and physical intimacy with and lives in harmony in the same abode(s) together
2. My belief #2: A male concubine is someone that woman has sexual intimacy with but they do not share the same abodes. It's a covenant different than marriage. There might be some emotional intimacy, but certainly not on the level that would be had by cleaving (with a husband).

Your beliefs are retarded there are no mentions of male concubines in the old or new testament and 80% of the time the concubines turns out to be nothing but trouble anyway. frankly it was always a rich mans game

oh and before you try and bullshit me about how the ancient Israelites were totally gender equal can you explain to me why we have Jesus's ancestry for 40 generations and know all 40 of his male ancestors but only 4 of his female ancestors? Hell while we're here can you name a single queen of Israel?

it's a fundamentally patriarchally belief system where you don't have those rights and trying to prove you wrong is only difficult in the same way it's hard to find a manual for a flush toilet


Genesis 3:16

To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.
 
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oh and before you try and bullshit me about how the ancient Israelites were totally gender equal can you explain to me why we have Jesus's ancestry for 40 generations and know all 40 of his male ancestors but only 4 of his female ancestors? Hell while we're here can you name a single queen of Israel?
I can answer that!
 
I never made any such statement.

Obviously I can tell by your profile you're a newcomer here. It's your duty to do your part and READ the thread, take notes BEFORE commenting.
If you had done so you would have known that I stated the following:

1. My belief #1: According to The Torah a husband is someone a woman has emotional and physical intimacy with and lives in harmony in the same abode(s) together
2. My belief #2: A male concubine is someone that woman has sexual intimacy with but they do not share the same abodes. It's a covenant different than marriage. There might be some emotional intimacy, but certainly not on the level that would be had by cleaving (with a husband).
3. I have had 2 husbands
4. I have had 6 concubines
5. I married my first husband around the age of 20, slightly before I returned to The Torah. I married him as a בְּתוּלָה , with the consent of my parents (natural mother and natural father)
4. My first husband turned out to be a Goy. He refused to follow The Torah (I went through terrible treatment during that relationship). Then when I was financially able to, I left my first husband.
6. I chose concubines that I believed were Israelites OR GeRs. The 2 concubine men that are the natural fathers of my 3rd and 4th child were not Goy. They committed sins for which The Torah commands someone be cut off (excommunicated).

That is the only way someone can re-marry/leave a Covenant (excommunication/unforgivable sin) in The Torah. Otherwise it's Adultery OR sexually immoral (according to The Torah). My conscience is clean and clear. I never have abandoned a Covenant with a man without him deserving it. I'm prepared to go to the Day of Judgment with clean hands.

Of course, if it's idolatry or a sin that leads to death, the penalty is death. That would make a widow.

Because I was deceived by my first husband about his true beliefs, and I did not commit intentional sin, the practice of marrying him is forgivable. My children born of that marriage are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because the children of that marriage agreed to follow The Torah.

"If an individual sins by mistake, he is to offer a female goat in its first year as a sin offering. The cohen will make atonement before Adonai for the person who makes a mistake by sinning inadvertently; he will make atonement for him, and he will be forgiven — no matter whether he is a citizen of Isra’el or a foreigner living with them. You are to have one law for whoever it is that does something wrong by mistake." (Numbers 15:27-29)

My children born from the concubine Israelite and concubine Ger are set apart due to my Covenant with Elohim and because those children agreed to follow The Torah.The children that were sent away in Ezra and Nehemiah followed in their mother's idolatry.

I'm sort of like the modern female version of Jacob. Like Jacob, I never planned it at first this way. Like Jacob, I ran into my "Laban"s who threw me curve balls to deal with. And like Jacob I have multiple children from different partners that have been blended into one family unit. Because YHWH Elohim redeems the messy parts of people's lives and creates beautiful things from it.

My children have no issue with how they got here into the world. They all still love each other as siblings. They notice their eye colors are different but it doesn't stop them from loving each other. Because like I've always said on here, LOVE, not blood, makes a family.

All throughout The Hebrew Bible and The Gospels multiple women had children that fulfilled prophecy and brought forth Elohim's plans for Adamkind: Chavah, Sarah, Rebekah, Hannah, Tamar, Isaiah's wife, Mary, Elizabeth. Each of their stories shows some unique and anointed way Elohim worked through their pregnancies and children's lives.



I didn't give unsolicited advice. I made a theoretical statement based upon a moral absolute. That is why I said it in 3rd person, not directly to him.
Like Jacob, you use deception in order to secure your place in society. Unlike Jacob, you bring no value to society itself to make up for your deception.
 
I can answer that!
I'm interested. I've had to read all of the begots and I know that the Bible/Torah is male centric but If you have a further explanation I'd be interested in hearing it.

Like Jacob, you use deception in order to secure your place in society. Unlike Jacob, you bring no value to society itself to make up for your deception.
I have a great big trophy proving that I was the most knowledgeable kid in youth camp... twenty years ago. It looks like I'm going to have to start reading the Bible again to refresh myself in order to follow this thread.
 
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I'm interested. I've had to read all of the begots and I know that the Bible/Torah is male centric but If you have a further explanation I'd be interested in hearing it.
Lets give Melinda time to answer first. After all, she's a "scholar"!
 
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