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Surly Muppet said:
Phil opened tonight by hyping Genshin, saying that people told him that they were 'tired' of CoD. I don't know who said this.
Now, during his midstream beg, Phil said that people campaigned to get Genshin back and he really needs tips. If people aren't interested, he could play other things. People have been saying they want things like Oddworld, more CoD... so he could play something else.

Holding games hostage doesn't really work when you hold every game hostage, and threaten to replace it with the other game you just had to hold hostage.
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Funny how Phil is hyping Genshin when a few days earlier he was making light of Jaxx for blowing his stimulus cheque on Genshin. Not sure if that makes Phil a bigger idiot or not, but sure, let's say it does.
 
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Gezkill said:
Soo, I just did the math regarding his stream time and he averages about 3 to 4 hours of actual gameplay a day.


He expect 200 dollars out of 4 hours of sitting on his ass playing games.
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Yeah because he busts his ass providing us "raw unedited" quality content. Joking aside he takes being a lazy slob to the next level. Somehow is late to his own stream, showers twice a week, complains about having to grocery shop for a couple of hours, and has the audacity to call his dusty cluttered room an "office". Phil somehow manages to find all the ways to do the least work possible and it's the reason why he has failed as a streamer/YouTuber. Also, I hate how he has to constantly remind us "I'm an honest guy" or "people come to me for honesty". He loves his self-postering and it grinds my gears.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
EDIT 2: Derich played SuperCard. Phil is explaining the mechanics, saying that he was hooked on it, and how much time and money it took to 'play competitively'.
Phil wanted to get into something fun and different than what he covered on stream. He thought maybe he could get into mobile games as a hobby.
He considered playing them on stream. But after playing for 6-8 months, he felt it was too much of a chore, and a time and money investment to get enjoyment out of it.
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Translation: He'd stream WWE Champions at this point, he just doesn't want to admit those darn dirty 'tractors were right.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
So he would have left his PS5 on for 15 minutes, but he stalled long enough to get a final tip. Congrats whales you hit the tips goal, and he wore the platinum vest for 5 seconds......get fucked.
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C'mon, you know that Phil knows he was getting it. He was ecstatic playing a Waifu game the whole stream. I've seen him beg harder every match during CoD with those same numbers.
 
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You gotta give it to Phil. While thots can stream their tits and automatically receive $200 tip or more, Phil has to actually WORKKKK for a measly $50 tip.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
Can't wait to see Phil do hot tub streams.
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Lolidaki said:
Recently Mrhuhstuff had a stream of Dave's vlogs at some tournament and the faggot outright name drops and talks a bit about Tokido/'s plans for upcoming tournaments like he was going to throw down with him to "get revenge" for 05, it's so one-sided and fake to the point where Dave almost comes off as some gay stalker or fangirl. In his mind, he thinks of himself as the "heel" of the FGC and that the community is the "jocks" of e-sports.
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I do recall Phil saying Tokido made some mention of their "rivalry", but was just simple reply, also, their rematch never happened. Phil was hyping up Winterbrawl while talking about the rematch and Tokido was going to Final Round, an entirely different tourney, which Phil said he was going to. Winterbrawl was also the last out-of-state tourney Phil ever went to because 1. he pressed a button too hard and got a jolt in his arm or some shit and 2. people weren't letting him record tourney footage anymore.

Edit: UFGT7 (the origin of the gayboy clip) was his last tourney. Winter Brawl was when he fucked TeamSpooky's stream up. I thought Winter Brawl was his last because he was by himself on that one, UFGT has a lot of footage of him seeming out of place, even among other awkward FGC dudes, despite Rambo being there with him, while Winter Brawl has Phil seeming pretty comfortable.
He even had a Columbian looking dude with an epic haircut drive him there.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Think of what would would happen if Goji played his main.
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Sean is considered the worst in SF3, but good players are able to use him effectively.

Just don't tell Phil that. You'd think he'd at least try to use Q more and spam his taunt which boosts his defence, but I guess that's for scrubs.
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The funny thing is Goji's main has brutalized Phil in the past. While Goji's Sean is on point his Alex is....devastating. Those matches where Goji is using Alex can be seen in LWO's "The legend of Gojitenks" and you can watch Goji just...systematically tear Phil apart. The last time I laughed that hard was Phil's 2005 EVO match against Tokido.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Doesn't Goji play the worst character? And he repeatedly beats Phil? He is obviously dunking on him.

Think of what would would happen if Goji played his main.
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Yeah, the developers said that in Third Strike they made him as shitty as he is on purpose because of "muh lore". Most of his normals look identical to Ryu and Ken's, it's just that they're shittier on purpose (worse frames after block and hit, so he gets less advantage). His specials are similarly fucked unless you use meter since they have poor frames. His only saving grace is that you can combo his supers into big damage combos, and even without them his damage output is okay.
When you beat someone with Sean it's like beating someone in a street race while driving a Yugo.

Also, at this point I'm convinced that Dave is either abusing a lag switch or that there's some other kind of fuckery going on when he is forced to face Goji. Whenever he has to face him now the connection quality plummets and there's multiple visible lag spikes. This goes against what other tractors have been saying when playing Goji (he has a good connection) as well as early matches against Goji before he got himself a rent-free apartment in Dave's head, those matches very rarely had lag spikes.
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Also, I hate how he has to constantly remind us "I'm an honest guy" or "people come to me for honesty". He loves his self-postering and it grinds my gears.
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It's just like how he keeps insisting that he's a mature adult. If you have to say it, you ain't it.
 
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The only Capcom game I really played was Super Puzzle Fighter. So I know who Dan is. Is Sean like a Dan character? You play as him to dunk on your opponent?

"Haha scrub! I beat you with Dan!"

"Fuck you! You downloaded cheats from the internet!" unplugs the playstation and takes it to their room.

(real story)
 
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