I caught a decent chunk of tonight's stream, it was a ridiculously long mess o' delusion, beauty bites, off-key singing and gummies, but here are a few of the notable highlights for those of you who chose not to subject yourself to the
hours of screeching, Peetz's insufferable sperging and HIIIII MARISSA's:
LIVE DINNER:
- Peetz, looking fresh as a daisy in the same shirt he wore yesterday, taking joy from sucking all the joy out of the room like a goblin as usual
- There was a bit of unrest as her pleb viewers started expressing that they're starting to feel slighted and ignored. Chantal is
really feeling herself right now- she's FINALLY the popular girl that she always wanted to be. In her private Discord clique, she's Queen Bee and flaunting their inside-jokes while the regular sycophants are feeling completely left out. Some suggested she make a members Discord and to their dismay she poo-pooed that idea immediately. Considering that a decent portion of her sad-sack viewers are feeling under-appreciated and the other ones are
us, this attitude is definitely going to bite her in the ass pretty soon.
- Once I started noticing this, I realized that she does it
constantly, but lately she's been saying truthful/shitty/passive-aggressive (and sometimes outright bizarre) things immediately followed by "
NO, JUST KIDDING HAHAHA". She's always done this to an extent, but it's been ramped up to an insane level at this point. She must have done it 100+ times throughout her latest week of lives, many directed at Peetz. (although she
did threaten to "kidnap" Nicholas -
NO! HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING- after he ghosted her again and also to force herself into his apartment for the duration of the quarantine -
I'M JUST JOKING!!- so he
may want to consider investing in a stun gun or one of Fat Amy's stabby-cat keychains)
At this point, both Chinzilla and Peetz could include advanced degrees in passive-aggressiveness in their Linked-in profiles.
(Speaking of- a friendly side note for newcomers, as we have had more than one person ask about her CV in the last few weeks: our lovely @Strine has done a fabulous, incredibly thorough job on the Chantal OP on p1 - I highly recommend reading it, not only is it a gotdang masterpiece but it might save you some late/autistic ratings)
- Speaking of Chantal's (almost
completely) Honours English degree, tonight she suggested that she might start a
book club for her gaggle of deranged dipshits. Nevermind that the only thing she's used a book for in the last 2 years is to find pie recipes or to prop platters of food upon. Or that she can barely string a coherent sentence together about poutine, while eating poutine. Naturally, she suggested the very first book should be a short story that she's already read. Perhaps if she chooses a teen lesbian novel, Amber might join in on the discussion! Now
this is the cow-crossover we've been craving! Out of all the cockamamie plans she's been brewing lately (Twitch streamer, Sex-talk streams, travel channel)
this is the one I hope she actually follows through with
-While preparing to check the mailbox for her weed gummies, not only did Peetz have to inform her that
yes, she had a key to the mailbox, but on the long, waddling trek she had to call him to find out which mailbox was theirs. They've lived there for a year and she has never once waddled out to get the mail. I don't know why I'm surprised
In between the interminable singing, screeching, eating, belching and crapping (she took FOUR poop breaks at my last count, there could have been more. FOUR!) and fishing for asspats, in true Clotso form she is already dreaming about all the glamorous jetsetting she'll be doing once this pesky Covid stops mucking things up for her, which is obviously the only thing standing in her way. And it's a
good thing that things didn't work out with Nicholas because she couldn't
possibly be tied down right now, what with all the European hotties out there just waiting for her, ya'know? TEEHEE