TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[mlanguishi]

Where did you hear this? Not that I don't believe you. At first it seemed odd to me that a woman who looks, acts, and smells? like Rachel would have the chutzpah to hit on a moderately attractive and very popular internet celebrity,.. but in retrospect she comes across as very confident in a lot of her tweets. She doesn't even seem to realize she's fat because she never addresses it even though it's probably responsible for the majority of her ailments. I wonder if she's one of those people who projects an image of self-love when deep down they hate themselves.

Took me awhile to find it, she posts all over the place... But straight from the hog's mouth:

People have told me that you're not a nice guy but I don't believe that. If you weren't a nice guy, you wouldn't have told me (at least you laid it down gently to me and I thank you for that) that you were dating someone when I made that piss-poor attempt at flirting with you eight years ago (and I can admit that I suck at flirting) on Twitter, responded to the tweet I posted on my birthday or even offered to report that impostor account of me when I apologized to you for you being dragged into something that was my mess to begin with.

https://twishort.com/zbRnc

 

[White Devil]

" If you weren't a nice guy, you wouldn't have told me (at least you laid it down gently to me and I thank you for that) that you were dating someone when I made that piss-poor attempt at flirting with you eight years ago"

Bitch, have you looked in the mirror? A quadruple amputee would tell you he's in a relationship the second your hog ass starts sniffing around.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

I think above all else this show that Noah deep down, like sincerely deep in his soul, he knows he has to fix himself. He knows he needs to help himself become someone better than he used to be / currently is. But I think his narcissism and pride have almost warped his idea of "help" and "being ok" to the point where I dont even think he truly grasps how bad he is or how good he had it. Which honestly pains me since I've said before I think Noah had potential, he had what it took to make it, how far would he have made it? Thats one of those things we will never know, but he truly did have talent, so seeing him in this video on that edge, that end of his rope, or as Doug put it "fell over the boat", is honestly a lot more depressing than I expected, and I remember when this came out I never gave it a second thought, now I kinda wish I saw this when it came out.

I'll cop to enjoying some of Noah's videos back in the day, but I never thought he was especially gifted. I think a lot of his early success comes down to him just being in the right place at the right time. In an alternate universe where Noah isn't prone to drowning himself in self-pity, he has a profitable YouTube channel but it's not exceptionally successful. Times have changed too much and competition is too fierce. Maybe he would've adapted and improved as time went on, but idk, that goes a little too far into speculation-land for me. He didn't do much that shows that he could hang with the present landscape of content creators. Dude just happened to present novel content in a time when internet content creation was in its infancy.

Potential is a funny thing. You could have all the potential in the world to be successful in a given field, but if you don't have other qualities to capitalize on it, then it doesn't matter.

 

[Water Resistance]

Took me awhile to find it, she posts all over the place... But straight from the hog's mouth:

https://twishort.com/zbRnc

"Don't you want your situation to get better? To be able to function again as a man?"

Is that a direct offer for sex? what the fuck hog!

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'll cop to enjoying some of Noah's videos back in the day, but I never thought he was especially gifted. I think a lot of his early success comes down to him just being in the right place at the right time.

You've basically described the story of every CA member and early YT content creator, who happen to have a thread here.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I'll cop to enjoying some of Noah's videos back in the day, but I never thought he was especially gifted. I think a lot of his early success comes down to him just being in the right place at the right time. In an alternate universe where Noah isn't prone to drowning himself in self-pity, he has a profitable YouTube channel but it's not exceptionally successful. Times have changed too much and competition is too fierce. Maybe he would've adapted and improved as time went on, but idk, that goes a little too far into speculation-land for me. He didn't do much that shows that he could hang with the present landscape of content creators. Dude just happened to present novel content in a time when internet content creation was in its infancy.

Potential is a funny thing. You could have all the potential in the world to be successful in a given field, but if you don't have other qualities to capitalize on it, then it doesn't matter.

I meant outside of youtube (him wanting to be an actor and all that) but as for youtube? Nah he wouldnt be that big (or really on any big peoples blips) I think he'd probably be at maybe 300k? Which is nothing to scoff at for youtube if he wanted to make this his living. But you are right and I've said it myself he never really improved his production, which is a shame since I think he would have done really well with the slew of "video essays" on shit now. Since those videos are essentially just an evolution of rants from back in the day. Hell him ranting on shit like Final Fantasy, Ultima, RPGs in general. I could see that, especially with how "easy" doing those videos are compared to the full on reviews. I do think had he never gone the way he did and if he was a bit more consistent in his output, I dont think the times changing would have hurt TOO much, nowadays? Yeah, its too late to make a comeback especially with how "toxic" his brand name is.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Yeah, its too late to make a comeback especially with how "toxic" his brand name is.

If he came back he'd get enough to make a living, but any potential he might've once had is gone. I don't think he'd grow or reach his past level of income.

And the funniest part is that it'd still be worth it, because a decent place in Arizona and a small but loyal fanbase is a way better deal than what he's got now. There's an innumerable amount of Twitch streamers, etc. these days who get by on that level.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Took me awhile to find it, she posts all over the place... But straight from the hog's mouth:

https://twishort.com/zbRnc

This just makes me think she's so used to being called ugly that the first dude to only say "no thanks" earned her eternal devotion.

 

[mlanguishi]

This just makes me think she's so used to being called ugly that the first dude to only say "no thanks" earned her eternal devotion.

She endlessly shows affection over tweet replies cause 'he didn't have to'. That's as low effort you can get. He's told her to fuck off, all that multiple times. But she clings to her picture and a few tweets as if spoony down from heaven, touched her forehead, and all her physical problems disappeared.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

People say that ProJared is just a discount Spoony. Look at ProJared's numbers. Spoony would have that and more.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

If he came back he'd get enough to make a living, but any potential he might've once had is gone. I don't think he'd grow or reach his past level of income.

And the funniest part is that it'd still be worth it, because a decent place in Arizona and a small but loyal fanbase is a way better deal than what he's got now. There's an innumerable amount of Twitch streamers, etc. these days who get by on that level.

You are more optimistic than I am friend, I dont think Spoony would be able to handle this new landscape of "algorithm is god" bs, hell that takes out even the most determined of youtubers, but you are right even now at I believe 100k? I think he could make a living off that since its more views than subs now a days anyways. Slight aside, I couldnt imagine any of the youtubers from the CA days or even someone like JamesRolfe being able to make it if they came around today, the shit with youtube is way WAY too borked.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

People say that ProJared is just a discount Spoony. Look at ProJared's numbers. Spoony would have that and more.

I don't know much about ProJared, beside him being a sexual degenerate, but from what I've gathered his upload schedule has always been way stricter than Spoony's and he also regularly streams and interacts with his fans so he could show them his small dick afterwards.
And just comparing two of them on that basis is stupid - Pissed Jose has always been worse than Spoony in the game reviews field, yet his growth has always been exponentially bigger, even when Spoony wasn't a sad sack, because he was aimed at way younger demographic, since he is so retarded that Dorito Pope managed to own him.
Speaking of numbers, IRC PeenJared and Spoony have the equal number of crossdressings - 2.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Pissed Jose has always been worse than Spoony in the game reviews field, yet his growth has always been exponentially bigger,

I legit think Joe uses bots at this point, there is no way 3+million people think this guy has any sort of talent right?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I legit think Joe uses bots at this point, there is no way 3+million people think this guy has any sort of talent right?

Miffed Manuel has always been shit, but he's also been consistently and persistently shit for years. Every video he releases has some new eyes on it due to how the youtube algorithm feeds you content. Even if 99% of those people decide that this mexican is retarded and unfunny, 1% decides to stay. His viewerbase grows from 1000 people to 1010, in the next video to 1020, then 1030, and it just piles on month after month, year after year.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

there is no way 3+million people think this guy has any sort of talent right?

If there is a way Doug's modern video can get a million views somehow and Onision can get 2+ millions subscribers, then Jose isn't much different.

 

[Burn Book]

I legit think Joe uses bots at this point, there is no way 3+million people think this guy has any sort of talent right?

Nobody buys 3 million bots, or even hundreds of thousands of bots. Unless he's Jeff Bezos' illegitimate son, it'd completely ruin him financially. Plus, the more bots, the easier it is for youtube to detect it and delete them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spoony did the Ultima games reviews and ProJared did Final Fantasy reviews. They were both skinny, pasty, greasy, white boys.

Hell, thinking of it, why doesn't Noah open an OnlyFans and sell pics of his cock? Takes no effort. Just take a dick pic.

Maybe it's really small. That's why those girls were willing to make the "Spooning with Spoony" videos. They weren't in danger of getting poked.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hell, thinking of it, why doesn't Noah open an OnlyFans and sell pics of his cock? Takes no effort. Just take a dick pic.

He'd have to wash it and trim his pubes. Too much effort for him I think.

 

[mlanguishi]

He'd have to wash it and trim his pubes. Too much effort for him I think.

Maybe Manscaped would give him a free Lawn Mower kit if he shilled for them?

Edit: Marzgurl did it a few times, lol.

Edit again.. Jeezus Christ:

Spoiler: Marzgurl

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Maybe Manscaped would give him a free Lawn Mower kit if he shilled for them?

Not really the kind of person I'd like to be associated with my product Then again they worked with Jeremy "Neckbeard" Hambly so they can't be very selective.