Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
StinkySnack said:
Hope I'm not beating a dead horse with this pipsqueak thing, I just can't stop laughing every time I think of him flipping out over being called such a silly name.

I dug up the post from last year where he got butthurt about being called a pipsqueak on lyrics.com:

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It's been my experience that when describing their height, every man who is under 6ft tall adds 1 or more inches to make themselves closer to 6ft. Those over 6ft don't bother. A man 5ft10 to 5ft11 usually add 1 inch, a man 5ft7 to 5ft9 add 2 inches, a man 5ft5 to 5ft6 add 3, men shorter then that are reconciled to being manlets and don't bother trying to fool anyone, except the insane like Dildo Saggins here. I have always pegged him at about 5ft5.


Also, @StraightShooter2 sez:
So I wonder, does he really prefer men, or is it more of a case of just settling for men due to being isolated from female companionship?
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I think it's mostly a case of 'jailhouse gay' for Russhole, he definately (at least openly) prefers women, but he'll take whatever he can get. Also as I noted before, it's all about "suck me my penis" for the bamboon, and a guy can do that as well as a woman.

He definately still holds some leftover Mormon shame about soliciting men, which is why he never mentions his taste for cock on his social media, and why he ghosted our rent-boy twice and got exposed here on the Farms.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's been my experience that when describing their height, every man who is under 6ft tall adds 1 or more inches to make themselves closer to 6ft. Those over 6ft don't bother. A man 5ft10 to 5ft11 usually add 1 inch, a man 5ft7 to 5ft9 add 2 inches, a man 5ft5 to 5ft6 add 3, men shorter then that are reconciled to being manlets and don't bother trying to fool anyone, except the insane like Dildo Saggins here. I have always pegged him at about 5ft5.
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Agreed. I'd be willing to bet he's exactly 5'5. After looking through, and comparing, all of the photos of him standing next to people I really don't think there's any way he is 5'6.

It's hilarious that he deleted his post after being called out for lying about his height, as if we don't already have his lie screenshotted here and saved for all eternity. We've discovered something that REALLY gets to him, his height, and I'm surprised it didn't come out sooner. I predict a dry spell from Russ as he nurses his wounds over the Skordas shocker, his slow realization that he's not going on AGT, and the narcissist's nightmare of being called a pipsqueak.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I think it's mostly a case of 'jailhouse gay' for Russhole, he definately (at least openly) prefers women, but he'll take whatever he can get. Also as I noted before, it's all about "suck me my penis" for the bamboon, and a guy can do that as well as a woman.
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If he was just jailhouse gay, he wouldn't be going after male prostitutes as well.
 
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StinkySnack said:
Agreed. I'd be willing to bet he's exactly 5'5. After looking through, and comparing, all of the photos of him standing next to people I really don't think there's any way he is 5'6.

It's hilarious that he deleted his post after being called out for lying about his height, as if we don't already have his lie screenshotted here and saved for all eternity. We've discovered something that REALLY gets to him, his height, and I'm surprised it didn't come out sooner. I predict a dry spell from Russ as he nurses his wounds over the Skordas shocker, his slow realization that he's not going on AGT, and the narcissist's nightmare of being called a pipsqueak.
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I think we'll see a major blowup and then he'll go dark for a while. Especially when the suit gets dismissed with prejudice. He's trying like mad to distract people from the fact he's on probation for electronic harassment. I'm surprised we haven't seen an unhinged rant about how AGT hates disabled people. And I still want to know what was in that letter he paid for certified delivery on.
StinkySnack said:
Hope I'm not beating a dead horse with this pipsqueak thing, I just can't stop laughing every time I think of him flipping out over being called such a silly name.

I dug up the post from last year where he got butthurt about being called a pipsqueak on lyrics.com:

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It's been a year, and I have yet to be arrested or even questioned by the FBI. Anyone have the feds kick in their door? No? Didn't think so.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
It's been a year, and I have yet to be arrested or even questioned by the FBI. Anyone have the feds kick in their door? No? Didn't think so.
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Same here: Never questioned, never arrested and my account hasn't been taken over by the government to keep an eye on this community either.
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Sooo, anyone else bored and willing to commit a felony?
 
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I think that Russ has some of that old world macho attitude where being gay is shameful, but only for the receiver; that sucking cocks and having dicks in your ass makes you less of a man, but having your cock sucked or fucking another man's ass is masculinity-affirming because it shows what a strong sex drive you have. I also think that he has a lot of cowardly narc rage built up towards other men in general, even if he is afraid to publicly express it; Greg Skordas is a man, Null is a man, the judge who humiliated him is a man, and of course there's a whole world full of men who get girlfriends despite being fatty mcPatties, saggy-pants mocha thugs, and so on.

I think that hiring male prostitutes to suck his dick is an expression of both of these things: he has control over another man, and can therefore safely, in private subject him to the shame of being a cocksucker. It allows him to vent some of his frustration with other men (sexually), and feel powerful because he is telling another man what to do. While I do think he has some attraction to dick, mostly I think of him as less bisexual than narcsexual, where a narcissist's true object of sexual attraction is always themselves and they are rather flexible in who they have sex with as long as the sex is giving them narcissistic supply in some way.

He feels shame about it for the same reason he doesn't drink coffee or alcohol, doesn't swear unless he's mad, and reflexively defends the LDS church even though he isn't in it: he was raised Mormon and is too inflexible in his habits to completely break away from that, probably due to his autism and low intelligence.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's been my experience that when describing their height, every man who is under 6ft tall adds 1 or more inches to make themselves closer to 6ft. Those over 6ft don't bother. A man 5ft10 to 5ft11 usually add 1 inch, a man 5ft7 to 5ft9 add 2 inches, a man 5ft5 to 5ft6 add 3, men shorter then that are reconciled to being manlets and don't bother trying to fool anyone, except the insane like Dildo Saggins here. I have always pegged him at about 5ft5.
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I have said this exact same thing for years. Back when I did the online dating thing it was always hilarious to meet a guy who claimed to be 5'9" and in person he was shorter than I am.

Edit: I also agree with 5'5". He and Ariana Grande were pretty much the same height. Ariana is 5', but wears 5" platforms.

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TractorGirl said:
I’m always up for shenanigans, what’s the plan?
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I still have all those cloth-plugged bottles filled with liquid in the back of my black Jetta - post your name and home address and I'll come pick you up.

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I'm neither African-American nor do I glow in the dark - you must have misunderstood the intentions of my post.
What the fuck are you doing, Agent Johnson? You're blowing my cover!
 
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Let's Find Out! said:
One more! Garage doors are 7 feet tall and there are four sections of 21 inches each. Russ appears to be about 2 inches taller than that third section, which would confirm 5'5".

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This is the photo I took my avatar from. Love that big sore on his nasty schnoz.
 
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TractorGirl said:
I’m sure you still have my address? Same place we held the We Love TayTay but Hate Pipsqueaks meeting?
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Don't forget we also held the Ariana Grande Hates event where she looked funny at disabled people. And then we all had sex with Katy Perry, even the guy in the wheelchair.
 
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Let's Find Out! said:
One more! Garage doors are 7 feet tall and there are four sections of 21 inches each. Russ appears to be about 2 inches taller than that third section, which would confirm 5'5".

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Oooh those transition lenses. Fuck me in the sunlight with proper ocular protection, papi :oops:. Hump day indeed...
 
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🎶 🎶 HOWWWW to catch a thot, HOWWWW to catch a thot
This pipsqueak wants to know how to catch a thot
Catch her while you can with the Pipsqueak PLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
OH, here's a little tip for my saggy faced MAN!

Now tell the prostitute---while your face sags, son!
Tell her TWO can live as CHEEAP AS ONE!
Blow up her DMs as much as you like
Cause once yer her boyfriend you can change yer mind!!

HOWWWW to catch a thot, HOWWWW to catch a thot
This pipsqueak wants to know how to catch a thot
Catch her while you can with the Pipsqueak PLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
OH, here's a little tip for my saggy faced MAN! 🎶🎶:story:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

--Submitted in all due respect to Mrs. Sarah Cannon, RIP.
 
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