Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ZehnBoat]

He's not a tomgirl anymore. He's a woman.

This isn't going away. He'll be dressed like this for his funeral. The labels might change (I predict that he'll eventually try out intersex), but he will never again identify as male. How can he, when men are evil? The only reason he didn't arrive at lesbianism 10 years sooner is because he's stupid and autistic.

the reason why he didn't become a woman sooner was because he was still holding onto a dream he had when he was a kid
and then he just let it go.
then he looked deep in himself and realized
hmm yeah, i like to shop
i must be a woman

and chris will set himself up to be disappointed and hurt by women forever and ever all the while thinking they are still sweet and innocent.
what a dumbfuck.

You are completely right. Chris thinks he's a woman. While his grasp on what being a woman actually is may be hazy, he knows he doesn't want to be a man.

oh no, chris knows exactly what a woman is
a woman is a pure and sweet human
a human who is always nice and kind
a human who loves to shop and gossip
a human who likes to be girly all the time
a human who loves to bend over and show off a camel toe when her heartsweet is home
a human who will stay home and do all the work
a human who should be cuddling him when he feels bad
a human who helps his sleep schedule
a human who releases his stress sexually when he needs it
a human who asks nothing in return

which is weird because chris thinks he is a woman
but expects to do no work and wants tons of things in return

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Yeah, the pretend woman thing is here to stay. I'd be surprised if he didn't already have a Model Magic uterus on his dresser.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Then the "gal pals" found out how shitty Chris is and he found out they were only his pity friends, got over it, and got new friends.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think he's over the fact that he's not in High School anymore and doesn't care about the reunion as much.

I think there is a pretty fair chance that Chris was alone in his room bitterly doing autistic Lego-vodoo with his gal-pals Lego figurines the very same moment you were posting that

Chris never gets over anything...

 

[asperhes]

What does the interior of new and improved 14 Branchland Court look like now? They've been living there for about seven months. Were they able to retrieve all the horde in their storage locker? Did they move it all back in? Does the whole house smell like smoke and dog piss? Or have they successfully cut back on the horde? Does Barb still obsessively bring stuff back from rummage sales?

There are indications that Chris is living on the ground floor now. Is this the case? Why? To be closer to Barb? How many rooms does he control? At the rental house he had two rooms of his own, one for sleeping and one for Legos.

Are they still sleeping together? Does Chris still have his own bedroom and bathroom? Are both kitchens now functional? Do they try to do more cooking at home now? Does Barb put the same tight restrictions and responsibilities on Chris as before the fire?

Has Chris cut back on his own clutter? The few photos he's taken of himself inside the house suggest that his decor is tidier.

Is there still an insect infestation?

Catherine needs to get back together with Chris so that these questions can be answered.

 

[Ravenor]

Chris never gets over anything...

No but he "forgets" things quite often, anything he either can't process, makes him feel bad or makes him uncomfortable.
He is a master of selective recall, and also genuinely has a bad memory an so full of wish fulfilment and ham fisted editing his own personal recollections of events should be treated as a rough guide at best an complete fabrication at worst.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

How many rooms does he control?

Chris controls the horizontal and the vertical. But not the horde.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What does the interior of new and improved 14 Branchland Court look like now? They've been living there for about seven months. Were they able to retrieve all the horde in their storage locker? Did they move it all back in? Does the whole house smell like smoke and dog piss? Or have they successfully cut back on the horde? Does Barb still obsessively bring stuff back from rummage sales?

There are indications that Chris is living on the ground floor now. Is this the case? Why? To be closer to Barb? How many rooms does he control? At the rental house he had two rooms of his own, one for sleeping and one for Legos.

Are they still sleeping together? Does Chris still have his own bedroom and bathroom? Are both kitchens now functional? Do they try to do more cooking at home now? Does Barb put the same tight restrictions and responsibilities on Chris as before the fire?

Has Chris cut back on his own clutter? The few photos he's taken of himself inside the house suggest that his decor is tidier.

Is there still an insect infestation?

Catherine needs to get back together with Chris so that these questions can be answered.

Chances are since these are the Chandlers we're talking about they probably got the cheapest, fastest and bare minimum done so they could move back in as soon as possible. Chris is probably being tidier since he sees himself as a woman and he profiles them as neat freaks; that, or he realized that no rational lesbian looking for a confused tranny would want to enter a house that reeked of animal feces, body odor and at least one dead mummified cat.

 

[Apocalypso]

You are completely right. Chris thinks he's a woman. While his grasp on what being a woman actually is may be hazy, he knows he doesn't want to be a man.

In truth, Chris wants to be a child again. How tragic.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

No but he "forgets" things quite often, anything he either can't process, makes him feel bad or makes him uncomfortable.
He is a master of selective recall, and also genuinely has a bad memory an so full of wish fulfilment and ham fisted editing his own personal recollections of events should be treated as a rough guide at best an complete fabrication at worst.

That's a good point, but I think it applies mostly to, you know, unimportant stuff like the woman of the month you profess to be madly in love with hanging herself/dying in a bushfire/being raped or getting married to some arch-nemesis.

High school on the other hand -like any well adjusted individual knows- its a big fucking deal

 

[ZehnBoat]

No but he "forgets" things quite often, anything he either can't process, makes him feel bad or makes him uncomfortable.
He is a master of selective recall, and also genuinely has a bad memory an so full of wish fulfilment and ham fisted editing his own personal recollections of events should be treated as a rough guide at best an complete fabrication at worst.

didn't chris once say he was willing to ignore facts if said facts make him uncomfortable?

Chris is probably being tidier since he sees himself as a woman and he profiles them as neat freaks; that, or he realized that no rational lesbian looking for a confused tranny would want to enter a house that reeked of animal feces, body odor and at least one dead mummified cat.

nope
when chris decided he was a woman, he was already the best possible woman, he didn't need to change anything.
and he doesn't need to clean for the sake of a tomtom tribbing partner, women are nice enough to excuse any mess pristine christine makes.

 

[CornetteFace]

Since the thread on this is closed until verified: If Chris got swatted, what do you think the weens told the cops to make it happen?

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's not a tomgirl anymore. He's a woman.

This isn't going away. He'll be dressed like this for his funeral.

Someone needs to plant the suggestion for him to hold a funeral for his male side "Christian".

 

[Betachu]

How does Chris see Bubble's arms? They're freaking blue.

 

[CalmMyTits]

How does Barb feel about Chris' lesbian transgenderism?

I ask this question given Bob's attitude on Chris being a tomgirl, and Barb not liking it either. I was tempted at first to think that Chris stashes his girl stuff in the car and dresses up when he leaves the house, hiding it from his mother.

However in one of the Chris court videos (I think the one from February or March?) she was shown leaving the courthouse with him and he was wearing some girly clothes. There's also of course his recently dyed mane.

Given that Barb didn't approve of his tomgirlism, and her tight control over her son (at least in the financial aspect of his life) I have to wonder how she is taking this. Does she constantly argue with Chris about this at home, or does she just not care anymore?

 

[Ron_Swanson]

My guess is they don't spoon as much anymore

 

[Jashinist]

She gave up long ago.

 

[CatParty]

who knows we aren't barb

 

[Sarcastic Username]

He's not a tomgirl anymore. He's a woman.

This isn't going away. He'll be dressed like this for his funeral.

Not necessarily, because Chris won't be making any decisions at that point.

If it's Barb making his funeral arrangements, she'll bury him as a boy.

I knew a trans-person who died and the family took over and buried him as a woman even though he'd been living as a man for years. The friends were pissed, but the next-of-kin make all the decisions.

 

[Marvin]

How does Barb feel about Chris' lesbian transgenderism?

I ask this question given Bob's attitude on Chris being a tomgirl, and Barb not liking it either. I was tempted at first to think that Chris stashes his girl stuff in the car and dresses up when he leaves the house, hiding it from his mother.

However in one of the Chris court videos (I think the one from February or March?) she was shown leaving the courthouse with him and he was wearing some girly clothes. There's also of course his recently dyed mane.

Given that Barb didn't approve of his tomgirlism, and her tight control over her son (at least in the financial aspect of his life) I have to wonder how she is taking this. Does she constantly argue with Chris about this at home, or does she just not care anymore?

As far as hiding the tomgirlism and arguing with Barb, it started out that way. We know they argued about it quite a bit. Barb said stuff like "I didn't raise a daughter" and she also (for some bizarre reason) hypothesized to Chris that he might murder her because of it. I don't really get the connection between Chris turning into a woman and murder, but that's Barb, I guess. And of course, there was the time where Barb forcibly cut Chris' hair.

However, Chris stuck to his guns. He kept up the tomgirl shit (and now transgenderism/transvestism) and Barb gradually stopped complaining. She still doesn't like it, but she gave up pestering Chris about it. Now I'm pretty sure he does it openly in front of her.

Also, I just want to note: I wouldn't characterize Barb as having tight control over Chris' finances. Chris handles his own bills, he handles his own money. The big thing Barb does is that she can snatch money from Chris whenever she wants. I don't know how often she does this, but she probably does it to cover the electric bill or something.

Really, Chris has way more power in 14BC than he realizes.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

and she also (for some bizarre reason) hypothesized to Chris that he might murder her because of it. I don't really get the connection between Chris turning into a woman and murder, but that's Barb, I guess.

I'm sure Barb watched Psycho, maybe even Silence of the Lambs. She knows what happens to overbearing mothers who put pressure on crazed sexually unstable individuals, even if Chris doesn't.