Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

No posts still from the fat lolcow Lucas Werner. He was spotted with his phone, so maybe the voices on the wind urged him to take an Instagram break?

 

[Bassomatic]

Gosh if anyone other than "the wern" You'd feel some kinda dread and pity.

We know Lucas reads here and at times lucidity hits him, what if he reads this last page when the voices in the wind are quiet? A bunch of people online from all over the world, rich, poor, gay, straight, old, young, male female, democrat, republican etc. They are his only social outlet.

People who laugh at him being bullied by a literally hobo teenager is the closest he will ever have to family. When he does pass (and it will not be too long from now in grand scheme) no one will know or care, Momma Wern will bo hoo on face book for some pity likes, and after this threads gone quiet for week or 2 someone here will be taking a shit and google his name to see maybe he got put back in the rubber hotel, jail etc. They will see Lucas died, update the thread, wipe their ass (unlike Lucas) and go about their day.

That's his legacy, that's his future and nothing could change it, or should. I sure hope for one final twist of the knife, after Lucas dies Isik starts cashing Lucas tard bucks, proving even in death, Lucas gets cucked and and ripped off.

 

[IceQueen]

So, funny story my fellow kiwis. I was driving to work today and decided to listen to Klick's latest video. I am pulling up to the stop light right next to one of Lucas' favorite restaurants, sushi.com and that fat faggot was standing next to the building leaning on it typing furiously into his phone. I turn my stereo up loud enough so that he could 100% hear it AND rolled down my window and there was zero reaction. None. I don't think he can recognize his own voice - especially since I was only 3-4 feet away from him. I went and parked my car and hurried up to see if I could snap a photo of him. but he was too far for a decent picture. His bald spot was gleaming in the sun though. Bright and white!

This is so interesting, I wonder what he’s been up to. I don’t think he’s been on Instagram since he hasn’t addressed or deleted any of the mean comments. I wonder why the radio silence.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

This is so interesting, I wonder what he’s been up to. I don’t think he’s been on Instagram since he hasn’t addressed or deleted any of the mean comments. I wonder why the radio silence.

His newest cycle seems to be: get a bunch of money (stimulus, school fund) and immediatly get it stolen/used by his 'friends' along with 'losing' his phone. It's almost clockwork now. Wouldnt surprise me if he has to wait until the beginning of the month to buy another one. He'll say he left it under a tree or couldn't charge it or something stupid.

 

[WonderWino]

His newest cycle seems to be: get a bunch of money (stimulus, school fund) and immediatly get it stolen/used by his 'friends' along with 'losing' his phone. It's almost clockwork now. Wouldnt surprise me if he has to wait until the beginning of the month to buy another one. He'll say he left it under a tree or couldn't charge it or something stupid.

If that is to be his regular cycle for the foreseeable future I eagerly await the day isaac figures that out and convinces lucas that zoomers like their 40+ year old men to prove their ability to provide for them and their kids by buying an expensive $800+ iphone, only to steal it from lucas a day or two after he buys it

 

[cigarettesalsa]

If and when The Wern goes to the big HOC in the sky I will live stream a wake. We should all order our favorite local restaurants and eat off the floor while saying a little something about Lucas.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I hope Issac stole every last penny that fat faggot had, along with his phone.

I choose to believe this is what happened until proven otherwise.

 

[mothman96]

Yesterday @Trainwreck saw the Freak typing on his phone so unless the phone got stolen/broke since the time he was last seen using it he does have a phone. Might be he's been blocked from his new IG acct.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Someone should pay him $50 for some "quality Wern content".

(THIS IS A JOKE)

 

[Poop Shoot]

Yesterday @Trainwreck saw the Freak typing on his phone so unless the phone got stolen/broke since the time he was last seen using it he does have a phone. Might be he's been blocked from his new IG acct.

If it’s a replacement phone he might have lost his passwords.

 

[Da Dude123]

If it’s a replacement phone he might have lost his passwords.

How stupid would you have to be to keep forgetting all your passwords?At least remember it for your email so it can be reset. But this is Lucas we are talking about, so...He probably had to buy a new phone cause a hobo had jacked his other one. Now the mooo cow is silent.

 

[Kane Lives]

How stupid would you have to be to keep forgetting all your passwords?At least remember it for your email so it can be reset. But this is Lucas we are talking about, so...He probably had to buy a new phone cause a hobo had jacked his other one. Now the mooo cow is silent.

Is it me, or the frequency of these little silences keep increasing? It used to be that he would consistently be able to keep his phone for at least a few months. Guess flashing that stimmy bux didn't work out so well after all.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Is it me, or the frequency of these little silences keep increasing? It used to be that he would consistently be able to keep his phone for at least a few months. Guess flashing that stimmy bux didn't work out so well after all.

Pretty much since he was kicked out of his fartbox

"How stupid would you have to be to keep forgetting all your passwords?" @Da Dude123

He generally has been able to access his accounts each time until the Instagram one recently

 

['tism]

He's not on the unidentified bodies/unclaimed remains list for Spokane at least. May he got kicked out of the motel and is hiding from the internet in shame?

 

[Da Dude123]

He's not on the unidentified bodies/unclaimed remains list for Spokane at least. May he got kicked out of the motel and is hiding from the internet in shame?

I am guessing he has to go by the office and put his cash down everyday for his motel room. If Isik or another ragman or ragmen jacked his stack of bills, then he would have been checking out. However, he did not make a huge show of being in the motel this time and did not give us lots of videos. So, I would have thought he would have acted like nothing happened. That is usually what he does when something embarrassing or something that makes him look bad happens.

I mentioned it would have been funny if someone yeeted his spot in the shelter while he was away, but we're probably not that lucky. And if he lost his access to Instagram has he also forgot all of his other social media passwords?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Then he is truly the man of spokane, rather than a man of spokane as the thread title currently states

Plus he is eerily close to being the jared of starbucks. They really should put him in the next south park game at this point. He could be the new leader of the super adventure club, with the game centering around the boys trying to rescue wendy from the clutches of the wern before she is used to create lucas's very own version of a lazarus pit from batman, by extracting her telomeres and telomerase. Either that or make him the new crackpot mayor of south park. He would make a fantastic south park character

Sometimes there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And thats The Wern, in Spokane.

 

[Wernology]

How stupid would you have to be to keep forgetting all your passwords?At least remember it for your email so it can be reset. But this is Lucas we are talking about, so...He probably had to buy a new phone cause a hobo had jacked his other one. Now the mooo cow is silent.

PL because I do a lot of work with tech: You'd be really fuckin' surprised, how many people can change a password or set up a new account then call less than 20 minutes later because they already locked themselves out of the account by mistyping (repeatedly) the usually incredibly simple password they just set up and allegedly wrote down.

People are dumber than shit when it comes to remembering passwords and most aren't even bright enough to save the password to their browser (logged in if you want it to go out to new devices) let alone use something like simple and goddamned free password management software.

Or, even worse, they do use those things or do have a definitely not the first document a scammer will steal document called passwords.txt, change a password somewhere, don't update the document or tell the password management software "not now" when it asks if you want it to update the password then get baffled that the saved password(s) no longer work.

Lucas probably as 99 year old granny with stumps for hands level complicated passwords, like the bare minimum any site would require, and I'd be they all contain the words telomeres, ova, ovulator, and fecund somewhere in them, but he's got a swiss cheese brain and I'd bet he forgets his passwords all the time.

 

[ClownBrew]

Possible he's crashing at the crust-punk tweaker house again.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

PL because I do a lot of work with tech: You'd be really fuckin' surprised, how many people can change a password or set up a new account then call less than 20 minutes later because they already locked themselves out of the account by mistyping (repeatedly) the usually incredibly simple password they just set up and allegedly wrote down.

People are dumber than shit when it comes to remembering passwords and most aren't even bright enough to save the password to their browser (logged in if you want it to go out to new devices) let alone use something like simple and goddamned free password management software.

Or, even worse, they do use those things or do have a definitely not the first document a scammer will steal document called passwords.txt, change a password somewhere, don't update the document or tell the password management software "not now" when it asks if you want it to update the password then get baffled that the saved password(s) no longer work.

Lucas probably as 99 year old granny with stumps for hands level complicated passwords, like the bare minimum any site would require, and I'd be they all contain the words telomeres, ova, ovulator, and fecund somewhere in them, but he's got a swiss cheese brain and I'd bet he forgets his passwords all the time.

I bet that explains the furious typing on his phone as witnessed outside the sushi store

 

[BowlOfDick]

IMO the best fate for Lucas' soul is the one he has been training for his entire existence, he constantly hears the background noise and the voices in the wind, he will in passing, become the background noise and voices in the wind for another pedophillic bum. As for the best use of his earthly vessel, ideally he is cremated and the ashes are put into the yellow Cour d' Alene racing shirt and spread across the vegetable garden in the elk kingdom, where his ashes are used to fertilize the vegetables. I also was thinking ballistics testing at like a police farm, maybe Chris Chan's idea of being shot up to the moon in a rocket filled with all of the tobaccky. But the most probable event, he will have an unmarked grave or won't even have a grave. He won't have a funeral. Literally the day after he dies the thread will close and we will move onto another lolcow. I totally think his mother will try to garner sympathy by making an "it was all mental illness, he was a victim" statement. I know on cold rainy evenings in Spokane you will still be able to hear faint echos "bigot", "classist", "leftist in name only", "Bernie Sanders", and "Telomeres, the fecund age is between 18-24".

His ultimate fate should and likely will be a pauper’s grave with a Christian service, attended by nobody.