Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Isn't he sharing a flebag motel room with other bums?

If he is, bet he got robbed blind again and got his phone jacked.

Again.

It was crazy to see him waving around all those Benjamins the other day. If he had half a brain he would’ve kept it all on his debit card rather than take it out in cash for security reasons but it’s also more of a hindrance in general with Covid these days. It makes you think how we will view everything a bit differently after this pandemic. I go to my local farmers market now and they’re using phone apps for transactions, these were some of the last people I knew who took cash only. I can’t even withdraw cash from the ATM unless it’s over $60. Fucking fool had a stack worth of someone’s rent money lying out on top of the empty pizza box in plain sight most likely. Didn’t impress any lady z’s with his generous flaunting of wealth and to think that this was $1400 USD. All of the things you could buy if that were disposable income. Glad hard working people got something but my guess is he’ll go back to screaming for more Biden bux in no time saying it wasn’t enough since he lost his wad.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

My great grandmother said Cuny
Maybe Lucas is using old terms, like that, and deign, because he's lost his grip on language.

He's always used neologisms, or misused existing phrases. (Queefy bae, acerbic, gallouse)
Maybe he's finally losing the ability to express his perverted thoughts.

But seriously, what is this pseduo-Lovecraftian poetry he's spouting all of a sudden? I think he's just stringing together words and phrases that he thinks sound impressive or deep, but maybe he switched minds with an alien from Yith and now he's the herald of the return of Nyarlathotep or something.

Not to get off topic, but have you read

Lovecraft, H. P., &; Joshi, S. T. (2013). The ancient track: The complete poetical works of H.P Lovecraft. New York, NY: Hippocampus Press.

Lovecraft was an orderly poet.
Not gonna litsperg in this post, but Lucas can't stay focused long enough to write a poem.
The most he can do is a rambling note on why he needs to fuck middle schoolers.

You know what I'm thinking, ovulator? You know about those 7 teams working on my DNA, for transfer sperm telomeres. You know, Chris Kazawa, Dan Eisenberg, Red hunt spindal (?), some Belgium team. Of course there's Manila, there's Tokyo, Belgium... The Evanston Illinois Team. Before that there was the Harvard Team. There was the Seattle Team

Lucas is saying Red Dot Spindle

https://www.cell.com/cell/comments/S0092-8674(07)00661-7

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

My great grandmother said Cuny
Maybe Lucas is using old terms, like that, and deign, because he's lost his grip on language.

He's always used neologisms, or misused existing phrases. (Queefy bae, acerbic, gallouse)
Maybe he's finally losing the ability to express his perverted thoughts.


Not to get off topic, but have you read the ancient track, by Joshi?

Lovecraft was an orderly poet.
Not gonna litsperg in this post, but Lucas can't stay focused long enough to write a poem.
The most he can do is a rambling note on why he needs to fuck middle schoolers.

Thanks for that, this is sublime. I like the way it is narrated in this video with the sounds and visuals. And I thought it was bad when Lucas misused castigate, I don’t have any idea what acerbic and gallouse even mean.

 

[ClownBrew]

my guess is he’ll go back to screaming for more Biden bux in no time saying it wasn’t enough since he lost his wad.

I can already hear him blaming it all on "capitalism" as we speak.

 

[Da Dude123]

If any of you were wondering, if you type into Google "Lucas+Werner+fat+faggot". This site comes right up!

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If any of you were wondering, if you type into Google "Lucas+Werner+fat+faggot". This site comes right up!

Looked up "Spokane Pedofreak" on Bing and got the following results:

Spoiler: Bing Webpage Results

Spoiler: Image Search

It brings me joy that great than 2/3rds of the images are of Lucas

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Looked up "Spokane Pedofreak" on Bing and got the following results:

Spoiler: Bing Webpage Results

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Spoiler: Image Search

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It brings me joy that great than 2/3rds of the images are of Lucas

wow even just Spokane fat faggot brings him up as one of the top search results

 

[Plague Flea]

He’s top of page 2 for “Spokane micropenis”

And numero uno for Spokane “comically small penis”

 

[kitty shit]

You do realize google collects information about what you do on the internet and then adjust the search results you get based on that, right?

Meaning maybe not everyone gets this thread as their first result when googling "Spokane perv" or w/e it is you're googling.

 

[Wernology]

Gotta scurry to work, but I decided to reupload that godawaful hilarious "the universe has an intergenerational pattern" 11 minutes of dumb poetry Lucas put up about a year ago where you can tell he really thinks he did something and that that was going to be the passionate, intelligent, brilliant gotcha that'd finally get him a kid to diddle.

Instead, it's just a monument to how hilariously cringey he actually is.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Gotta scurry to work, but I decided to reupload that godawaful hilarious "the universe has an intergenerational pattern" 11 minutes of dumb poetry Lucas put up about a year ago where you can tell he really thinks he did something and that that was going to be the passionate, intelligent, brilliant gotcha that'd finally get him a kid to diddle.

Instead, it's just a monument to how hilariously cringey he actually is.

This could vie for the top most cringe video he’s ever recorded.

It’s so awful I start getting that “embarrassment by proxy” feeling when I watch it.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Gotta scurry to work, but I decided to reupload that godawaful hilarious "the universe has an intergenerational pattern" 11 minutes of dumb poetry Lucas put up about a year ago where you can tell he really thinks he did something and that that was going to be the passionate, intelligent, brilliant gotcha that'd finally get him a kid to diddle.

Instead, it's just a monument to how hilariously cringey he actually is.

My God he's so fucking full of himself!

>"I am an antheist and an anti-theist. 1 of many in the scientific community"
Lucas you aren't in the scientific community.
>"If you are a girl - uh - of legal age"
Ahh, Freudian Slip. PedoWern can't hide.
>"...these are differences in time. The universe has an intergenerational pattern!"
Bruh what!?! Planets have different ages so Wern should be allowed to fuck teenagers?

>"Improved behavior where everyone now thinks I'm a Christian"
Literally no one thinks that, Lucas.
>Lucas goes typical incel and blames the dirty jocks and rich guys.
>"Would these women call me a my-soginist?"
Yes.
>Uh-oh he's citing Eisenberg again
>"many of my friends are lesbian"
Lucas doesn't have many (re:any) friends, and absolutely none of his associates are women

Lucas, nobody wants you. You stopping trying to bang young women is not a threat, its a reward.

 

[Josef Mengele]

My God he's so fucking full of himself!

>"I am an antheist and an anti-theist. 1 of many in the scientific community"
Lucas you aren't in the scientific community.
>"If you are a girl - uh - of legal age"
Ahh, Freudian Slip. PedoWern can't hide.
>"...these are differences in time. The universe has an intergenerational pattern!"
Bruh what!?! Planets have different ages so Wern should be allowed to fuck teenagers?

>"Improved behavior where everyone now thinks I'm a Christian"
Literally no one thinks that, Lucas.
>Lucas goes typical incel and blames the dirty jocks and rich guys.
>"Would these women call me a my-soginist?"
Yes.
>Uh-oh he's citing Eisenberg again
>"many of my friends are lesbian"
Lucas doesn't have many (re:any) friends, and absolutely none of his associates are women

Lucas, nobody wants you. You stopping trying to bang young women is not a threat, its a reward.

I am glad you mentioned Eisenberg, because I think of him as a direct casualty or a silent and innocent victim of Lucas' erratic and disturbing behavior. It is one of the few topic of Wernology that are not discussed in detail, Lucas even used Eisenberg's work after he was cease and desisted in 2020. One of the saddest things is how Eisenberg's work is now associated with Lucas. Imagine being a doctorate candidate and putting years worth of research and effort into a thesis, only to have an unmedicated, pedophillic, mysognistic, incel completely misinterpret the research and use it as "sound evidence to advocate for pedophillic relationships". Then imagine having to ban that individual from using and citing your work, because multiple reports of him using your work and citing it as evidence have surfaced online and in the news. I really feel for Dan Eisenberg, every scientist wants their work to garner attention and gain publicity, but I am certain this was not what he wanted.

 

[Amewsed]

Gotta scurry to work, but I decided to reupload that godawaful hilarious "the universe has an intergenerational pattern" 11 minutes of dumb poetry Lucas put up about a year ago where you can tell he really thinks he did something and that that was going to be the passionate, intelligent, brilliant gotcha that'd finally get him a kid to diddle.

Instead, it's just a monument to how hilariously cringey he actually is.

So he claims atheists are happy huh?

Is he sure he's an atheist?

His mrsa sore is looking gnarly.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's pretty incredible to me, Lucas has never been more punchable than that video. His smugness is beyond reproach.

Now step back and think this is a guy who openly talks about desire to kill people who he doesn't like, steals from the homeless and needy, shit talk the people who serve him and give him shelter and last but not least, his desire to molest children.

But he manages to fedora tip so hard, you still get more upset by that. I'm almost impressed a PEDOPHILE can find a way to be even more disgusting, and hate inducing with just his holier than thou tude.

Also he said AOCs and Omars name wrong, then claims we don't know who they are, least I can pronoun's the spics name Lucas, Cortez isn't hard to say unless you have a mouth full of rotten teeth and Jason Perva cum.

How long till some we-en let's our man Dan know Lucas is back to quoting him?

 

[Trainwreck]

So, funny story my fellow kiwis. I was driving to work today and decided to listen to Klick's latest video. I am pulling up to the stop light right next to one of Lucas' favorite restaurants, sushi.com and that fat faggot was standing next to the building leaning on it typing furiously into his phone. I turn my stereo up loud enough so that he could 100% hear it AND rolled down my window and there was zero reaction. None. I don't think he can recognize his own voice - especially since I was only 3-4 feet away from him. I went and parked my car and hurried up to see if I could snap a photo of him. but he was too far for a decent picture. His bald spot was gleaming in the sun though. Bright and white!

 

[mothman96]

So, funny story my fellow kiwis. I was driving to work today and decided to listen to Klick's latest video. I am pulling up to the stop light right next to one of Lucas' favorite restaurants, sushi.com and that fat faggot was standing next to the building leaning on it typing furiously into his phone. I turn my stereo up loud enough so that he could 100% hear it AND rolled down my window and there was zero reaction. None. I don't think he can recognize his own voice - especially since I was only 3-4 feet away from him. I went and parked my car and hurried up to see if I could snap a photo of him. but he was too far for a decent picture. His bald spot was gleaming in the sun though. Bright and white!

Now we know he has his phone.

 

[Bassomatic]

Hearing loss happens to older people, gosh, you know this might sound crazy but, if you're so old your basic senses are starting to fail, you might not want to have kids being you'd not be able to care for them. Also let's not forget the endocrine system starts giving out before your basic functions like seeing hearing etc.

Call me crazy but I'm starting to think Lucas is just too old to be a dad, almost like he's rotten to the very core.

This all assumes @Trainwreck isn't also correct and Lucas is deafened by voices in the wind to a point he literally can't hear booming stereos repeating his own insanity. I think anyone who heard themselves speaking blasting from a ride would be freaked out. Ten fold more on someone who's being "stalked".

 

[Da Dude123]

Hearing loss happens to older people, gosh, you know this might sound crazy but, if you're so old your basic senses are starting to fail, you might not want to have kids being you'd not be able to care for them. Also let's not forget the endocrine system starts giving out before your basic functions like seeing hearing etc.

Call me crazy but I'm starting to think Lucas is just too old to be a dad, almost like he's rotten to the very core.

This all assumes @Trainwreck isn't also correct and Lucas is deafened by voices in the wind to a point he literally can't hear booming stereos repeating his own insanity. I think anyone who heard themselves speaking blasting from a ride would be freaked out. Ten fold more on someone who's being "stalked".

Lucas normally has earbuds in, which is common among people who suffer from schizophrenia. They drown out the voices on the wind. Still, wearing earbuds while you are on the street is not a great idea. Especially for someone who is prown to baseball bat attacks from "fat Albert looking motherfuckers".

 

[Poop Shoot]

I love how we care more about what happens to Lucas and his phone than, well, anybody else in the world.

Anyway, glad he’s still alive. I look forward to his next batch of maniacal rants.