Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meredith Swift]

Found it:
124 South 400 East, Suite 220
Salt Lake City, UT 84111

See you soon.

I'll be there in my slinky red dress with my heart-stomping heels. Coldstone on the way?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Why is Russ even following this page? Hip hop is for saggy-pants'd thugs!




Almost every single comment is a black dude praising Usher and saying they would do, or have done the same thing.

Russ should sue them all.

 

[DrJonesHat]

HOWWWW to catch a thot, HOWWWW to catch a thot
This pipsqueak wants to know how to catch a thot
Catch her while you can with the Pipsqueak PLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
OH, here's a little tip for my saggy faced MAN!

Now tell the prostitute---while your face sags, son!
Tell her TWO can live as CHEEAP AS ONE!
Blow up her DMs as much as you like
Cause once yer her boyfriend you can change yer mind!!

HOWWWW to catch a thot, HOWWWW to catch a thot
This pipsqueak wants to know how to catch a thot
Catch her while you can with the Pipsqueak PLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
OH, here's a little tip for my saggy faced MAN!

--Submitted in all due respect to Mrs. Sarah Cannon, RIP.

What are you smoking and why haven't you shared? Huh? I'm jealous!

I'll be there in my slinky red dress with my heart-stomping heels. Coldstone on the way?

In an upper class limo!

 

[The Great Citracett]

In an upper class limo!

With a disco ball hanging over the back seat...

 

[DarkAlien]

One more! Garage doors are 7 feet tall and there are four sections of 21 inches each. Russ appears to be about 2 inches taller than that third section, which would confirm 5'5".

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Okay I'm done being autistic about his height now.

Let me join you in the height sperg out.

We can't really fully tell his height by pictures because as seen below, the creature has to spread his legs a bit to fix his gravitational pull and not topple over due to his knock knees. Not to mention his hunchee posture because he's just overall kinda deformed, from face to fingers to knees, toes and everything in between

Surely that posturing takes away from height in photos, but he's probably at least 5'5" to 5'6" according to pipsqueak sightings in the wild.


Why did I go through his photos and check his posture/thigh gap? Well clearly I hate myself, no other explanation.

 

[StinkySnack]

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A "legal service"??? Wtf is he talking about?? His comprehension of the English language is worse than the niggers.

 

[The Great Citracett]

A "legal service"??? Wtf is he talking about?? His English is worse than the niggers.

He constantly uses that term to mean any kind of sex work for cash. Like he's got to reassure himself it's cool and totally normal to pay hookers or something. And since he thinks strippers are hookers...

 

[StinkySnack]

He constantly uses that term to mean any kind of sex work for cash. Like he's got to reassure himself it's cool and totally normal to pay hookers or something. And since he thinks strippers are hookers...

Yeah I figured he meant "a service that is legal". It's still absolutely retarded to call it a "legal service" when most people associate that with some form of service provided by a lawyer. He of all people should know better, but of course he doesn't.

 

[TractorGirl]

Don't forget we also held the Ariana Grande Hates event where she looked funny at disabled people. And then we all had sex with Katy Perry, even the guy in the wheelchair.

Good times

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Let me join you in the height sperg out.

We can't really fully tell his height by pictures because as seen below, the creature has to spread his legs a bit to fix his gravitational pull and not topple over due to his knock knees. Not to mention his hunchee posture because he's just overall kinda deformed, from face to fingers to knees, toes and everything in between

Surely that posturing takes away from height in photos, but he's probably at least 5'5" to 5'6" according to pipsqueak sightings in the wild.

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Why did I go through his photos and check his posture/thigh gap? Well clearly I hate myself, no other explanation.

Idk if i sperged about this before, but the bottom left picture really bugs me because you're not supposed to button the bottom of a suit jacket.

 

[DumbDude42]

Idk if i sperged about this before, but the bottom left picture really bugs me because you're not supposed to button the bottom of a suit jacket.

why do they come with buttons that are not supposed to be used?

 

[AnOminous]

It's hilarious that he deleted his post after being called out for lying about his height, as if we don't already have his lie screenshotted here and saved for all eternity.

He is a brainlet, a dicklet, a facelet, and these don't bother him, but being a manlet is a big deal to him.

 

[Miss Misery]

Idk if i sperged about this before, but the bottom left picture really bugs me because you're not supposed to button the bottom of a suit jacket.

If you haven't, I have. I think I even included citations from the LDS Missionary manual that specifically says to not button it, so it's not like he doesn't know.

Yeah I figured he meant "a service that is legal". It's still absolutely retarded to call it a "legal service" when most people associate that with some form of service provided by a lawyer. He of all people should know better, but of course he doesn't.

Passing counterfeit currency is illegal no matter what you use it for; his entire comment is retarded in a multitude of ways.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Height is what incels think they're missing when they can't get a date.

Ratface could be 6'2", built like a tank, fully functioning face and he'd still be an incel because he's a creep.

I'd never given any thought to Russell's height before, because he's such a smorgasbord of failure there's no need to latch on to something so basic. It's seemed like a non-issue--perhaps because he's never made it an issue. I assumed he was about 5'9", because that's the average height of men in the US; that's how little thought I gave it.

But it's just occurred to me that of course Russell is also a manlet.

Had he been 6'2"--built like a tank or not--he would have been perceived as a much greater physical threat, and wouldn't have got away with a lot of the creepy-ass stalkery shit he's done. I'm sure there are other women IRL who he's creeped on really hard, before either losing interest or being dissuaded from doing so by the men in their lives.

Erika may have been the first to resort to getting the law involved and following through as a witness in a criminal case. But how many other women out there have been subjected to his harassment, found a way to end it that didn't involve calling the cops, and let it slide because, as a puny "pipsqueak," he only seemed like a mere nuisance--and not an actual danger? How many women (and school administrators, and LDS bishops) haven't taken him seriously as a predator, and thus cut him a lot of slack, not just because of his paralyzed face and dim brain, but because he's short?

If he was even of average height--say, 5'9"-5'11"--I'll bet he wouldn't have got off as easy as he did for the high school "kill list." Maybe the administration of the LDS business college would have intervened on behalf of the female students he harassed, instead of putting the burden upon them to avoid him. Maybe he would have been fired from jobs sooner, and for sexual harassment. And maybe he would have ended up convicted of electronic harassment (or another stalking-related charge) a lot sooner, due to women being actually afraid of him.

His facial paralysis and low-normal intelligence have obviously been protective factors all along, enabling him to get away with a lot of shit. But I'm convinced his diminutive stature has played a huge role in reinforcing others' perceptions of him as a simpleton, further buffering him against the kinds of consequences he, by all rights, should have had to face long ago.

tl;dr: Motherfucker has short privilege.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'd never given any thought to Russell's height before, because he's such a smorgasbord of failure there's no need to latch on to something so basic. It's seemed like a non-issue--perhaps because he's never made it an issue. I assumed he was about 5'9", because that's the average height of men in the US; that's how little thought I gave it.

But it's just occurred to me that of course Russell is also a manlet.

Had he been 6'2"--built like a tank or not--he would have been perceived as a much greater physical threat, and wouldn't have got away with a lot of the creepy-ass stalkery shit he's done. I'm sure there are other women IRL who he's creeped on really hard, before either losing interest or being dissuaded from doing so by the men in their lives.

Erika may have been the first to resort to getting the law involved and following through as a witness in a criminal case. But how many other women out there have been subjected to his harassment, found a way to end it that didn't involve calling the cops, and let it slide because, as a puny "pipsqueak," he only seemed like a mere nuisance--and not an actual danger? How many women (and school administrators, and LDS bishops) haven't taken him seriously as a predator, and thus cut him a lot of slack, not just because of his paralyzed face and dim brain, but because he's short?

If he was even of average height--say, 5'9"-5'11"--I'll bet he wouldn't have got off as easy as he did for the high school "kill list." Maybe the administration of the LDS business college would have intervened on behalf of the female students he harassed, instead of putting the burden upon them to avoid him. Maybe he would have been fired from jobs sooner, and for sexual harassment. And maybe he would have ended up convicted of electronic harassment (or another stalking-related charge) a lot sooner, due to women being actually afraid of him.

His facial paralysis and low-normal intelligence have obviously been protective factors all along, enabling him to get away with a lot of shit. But I'm convinced his diminutive stature has played a huge role in reinforcing others' perceptions of him as a simpleton, further buffering him against the kinds of consequences he, by all rights, should have had to face long ago.

tl;dr: Motherfucker has short privilege.

If people had held him accountable earlier, he might not have harassed Erika. And anyone can be dangerous with a weapon.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If people had held him accountable earlier, he might not have harassed Erika. And anyone can be dangerous with a weapon.

If people had held him accountable sooner he'd have been curb-stomped by now. The only thing that has saved him is his paralyzed face and the fact that he's a retard.

Nobody wants to get in trouble for beating up the retard. Pipsqueak however has taken this to mean that he can act the fool and not have the same consequences as the rest of us. The difference is he thinks it's because he's being discriminated against and not because people are in fact treating him with more respect than he deserves.

 

[Zaryiu2]

What the hell are trauma lumps anyway?

 

[DrJonesHat]

What the hell are trauma lumps anyway?

It's a Russism from his second Taylor Swift lawsuit. He claimed he developed knots on his head after Taylor's agents didn't pass on his song. Then he claimed his head tightened too. We got a lot of mileage out of those.

 

[StinkySnack]

What the hell are trauma lumps anyway?

Fig. A:

 

[Zaryiu2]

It's a Russism from his second Taylor Swift lawsuit. He claimed he developed knots on his head after Taylor's agents didn't pass on his song. Then he claimed his head tightened too. We got a lot of mileage out of those.

Ah so it's just Russell being as dumb as he looks