DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fallgout Boy]

i still cant believe he tried to brag about eating an an expensive ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. he tried to make it sound fancy that he ate a fucking chocolate mousse because it had a chocolate spoon. wow. as if you cant buy spoon chocolate molds and just dump chocolate in there

"Okay, so... for our anniversary, I took Kat, my wife *thumb* to a very, very fancy restaurant. They had - and I'm not even kidding, I'm not lying, I swear - unlimited breadsticks. *droopy shocked face* AND... AND... *drumroll solo from the soundboard app* unlimited soup and salad! I know, right? It's crazy. Anyway, we're almost halfway to the tips goal."

 

[Pargon]

he knows hes gonna have a terrible reaction and fuckin die taking that shot.


He probably wont but sure as hell will act like it nearly did.

The side effects would wipe him out for a solid week and then he'd come back expecting a huge payday to compensate for the days he missed. You know, like you get with paid time off with those shit jobs suckers work.

For real, the side effects I had were just the body aches you typically get with a cold because everything is swollen as your body is undergoing an immune response while it develops the antibodies from the vaccine, but you know Phil would be talking like he was on his deathbed undergoing chemotherapy at the same time.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I really wish Phil could go to Disneyland/World the complaining he would do when he got back would be amazing. But at least he would get some gourmet quick service food.

He would complain how long it took him to get a mobility scooter. I doubt phil could walk around the park without collapsing.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

The side effects would wipe him out for a solid week and then he'd come back expecting a huge payday to compensate for the days he missed. You know, like you get with paid time off with those shit jobs suckers work.

For real, the side effects I had were just the body aches you typically get with a cold because everything is swollen as your body is undergoing an immune response while it develops the antibodies from the vaccine, but you know Phil would be talking like he was on his deathbed undergoing chemotherapy at the same time.

I can honestly see that happening tbh.

His entitlement grows like a fucking leech. The longer its starved, the more desperate it becomes.

 

[Coke Zero]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form. You do not need to sit on the phone for hours, he would know this if he actually wanted to be vaccinated and wasn't just whining for the sake of whining.

The city of Seattle has an extremely simple online form that will email you a registration link when appointments become available.

All of the sites listed on the Seattle.gov website are <35 minutes away by car (with minimal traffic). One is less than 10 miles away.

Furthermore vaccines in WA are not available to everyone until April 15th, so he wouldn't have been able to get the vaccine earlier even if he tried (unless he has some medical co-morbidities that we are not aware of, otherwise he would have been eligible earlier as part of Phase 1B-3).

Its Dsp. He's angry that someone doesn't call/text him directly (while he's not streaming) and give him an appointment date to get vaccinated that is on his already scheduled day off and is less than 5 minutes from his house and is also not too early in the morning or too late at night. Dsp is a super busy guy and doesnt have time for anything more complex than that.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Wasn't the idea of him starting his stream later that he would then reduce the length of his prestream? This jerkoff is still blathering on at 12:30. So that's 3.5 hours for gameplay, minus 30 minutes for his "break", and minus around 1 hour of him reading his sperg chat's tip messages.

I would say for what is supposed to be a ~5 hour stream, he plays the actual game for around 2 hours.

You can't criticize him dewd he works too much and needs that 30 minutes to make sure he gets his tips...I mean to chill.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Its Dsp. He's angry that someone doesn't call/text him directly (while he's not streaming) and give him an appointment date to get vaccinated that is on his already scheduled day off and is less than 5 minutes from his house and is also not too early in the morning or too late at night. Dsp is a super busy guy and doesnt have time for anything more complex than that.

Are we all shocked he doesn't have time he doesn't even have time to melt butter when he is cooking his fat filled breakfast.

You can't criticize him dewd he works too much and needs that 30 minutes to make sure he gets his tips...I mean to chill.

Seeing as phil stoped giving a shit about gaming that we don't get good freakouts its all fake so he can get the money off of the detractors its funny how it all ended up between the two parsidic relationship and focusing on only one failed lets player turned streamer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

WHILE BEING ONE OF THEM!

Technically it would be 2 of them if she were still there.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form. You do not need to sit on the phone for hours, he would know this if he actually wanted to be vaccinated and wasn't just whining for the sake of whining.

The city of Seattle has an extremely simple online form that will email you a registration link when appointments become available.

All of the sites listed on the Seattle.gov website are <35 minutes away by car (with minimal traffic). One is less than 10 miles away.

Furthermore vaccines in WA are not available to everyone until April 15th, so he wouldn't have been able to get the vaccine earlier even if he tried (unless he has some medical co-morbidities that we are not aware of, otherwise he would have been eligible earlier as part of Phase 1B-3).

Given that it's Phil, he's too fucking lazy, and decided to lie and engage in hyperbole instead of doing actual work.

 

[gaarashatan]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form. You do not need to sit on the phone for hours, he would know this if he actually wanted to be vaccinated and wasn't just whining for the sake of whining.

The city of Seattle has an extremely simple online form that will email you a registration link when appointments become available.

All of the sites listed on the Seattle.gov website are <35 minutes away by car (with minimal traffic). One is less than 10 miles away.

Furthermore vaccines in WA are not available to everyone until April 15th, so he wouldn't have been able to get the vaccine earlier even if he tried (unless he has some medical co-morbidities that we are not aware of, otherwise he would have been eligible earlier as part of Phase 1B-3).

well i mean shit you can literally call a walgreens and pretty much walk in to get a vaccine that day. once again phil bitching for nothing cause hes so out of touch with the real world

 

[Pargon]

Seeing as phil stoped giving a shit about gaming that we don't get good freakouts its all fake so he can get the money off of the detractors its funny how it all ended up between the two parsidic relationship and focusing on only one failed lets player turned streamer.

It's funnier still that you can't even count the number of masters Phil has on two hands and feet, he's got so many. All his regular supporters, the Twitch powers that be, the two dozen or so developers from whom he buys every one of their new releases who could snap their fingers at any time and claim months of gameplay footage and have his channel nuked from orbit overnight...

The list goes on. I wouldn't sleep at night if I was him, either.

well i mean shit you can literally call a walgreens and pretty much walk in to get a vaccine that day. once again phil bitching for nothing cause hes so out of touch with the real world

Not the way most of the US is handling the rollout, you can't. If Phil wasn't smart enough to get himself on a wait list weeks ago (and he wasn't) he'll be waiting for months. Of course that's presuming he actually intends to get the vaccine, which I'm confident he doesn't.

 

[Jasper2K]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form.

He just read general broad trending tweets (Alotta peepul told him btw) and assumed it applied to his state/city and talked out his ass as per normal. He is The King Of Hate after all he needs something to bitch about.

 

[Gramh]

I mean, it's not impossible to have your healthcare provider text you and ask if you want the vaccine....that's how I did it

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil having to do jumping jacks because the office is so hot and slowing his blood circulation (or whatever his excuse), acting like that's totally normal for a forty-something adult sat in a slightly sunny room.

 

[Muppetmode]

does he even have health insurance?

Phil having to do jumping jacks because the office is so hot and slowing his blood circulation (or whatever his excuse), acting like that's totally normal for a forty-something adult sat in a slightly sunny room.

How would heat slow blood circulation?

 

[Poo Twister]

I was in the bath today, and I was thinking about Phil and his WWE Champions addiction. I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't just bitten the bullet, accepted the truth and just started streaming the game on Twitch. I think he knows that deep down, he will still get paid by the pigs. They will accept whatever mental gymnastics Phil will pull.

 

[MoonRocker]

This new vaccine rant is insane. There’s no other word for it, this man has completely lost his grip on reality. Creating a permanent echo chamber and only allowing a few dozen people who are willing to regurgitate your beliefs to converse with you is incredibly damaging to your mental health. Phil might as well be on the same level of people who genuinely believe that a cabal of rich satanic pedophiles control the world as his ability to process reality has completely collapsed. He’s created his own reality based on his own values and principles where everyone else but himself are bumbling idiots who have no idea how to organize, plan, and implement anything successfully. His methodology is the best and so-called experts are complete fucking morons who don’t understand how his version of the real world works.

Completely delusional. Yes, some fat dude who turns a webcam on for four hours a day while incessantly bitching about not making enough money has become a self-declared authority in epidemiology and quarantine measures. Like the guy who is scared to go outside more than 52 times annually has anything relevant to say about being safe outdoors.

I forgot who said it a few posts back but if Phil ever attempts to foray into a news/ current events stream, it’ll die as quickly as it started. The streams that are successful doing this enable and promote all opposing viewpoints; the pig’s chat would be so dictatorially enforced, nobody but a handful of spergs would be allowed to participate while validating all of the pig’s idiotic non-opinions.

TL;DR: fat, ignorant shut-in of a slob thinks he’s smarter than the main federal authority body in charge of vaccine safety and regulation.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil having to do jumping jacks because the office is so hot and slowing his blood circulation (or whatever his excuse), acting like that's totally normal for a forty-something adult sat in a slightly sunny room.

oh, this is the new bottom of the barrel
DOING EXERCISE TO SLOW DOWN BLOOD CIRCULATION

phil confused sweating with lower blood pressure
my god this man is a legal retar

 

[YokuNama]

I was in the bath today, and I was thinking about Phil and his WWE Champions addiction. I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't just bitten the bullet, accepted the truth and just started streaming the game on Twitch. I think he knows that deep down, he will still get paid by the pigs. They will accept whatever mental gymnastics Phil will pull.

You really shouldn't be thinking about Phil in the bathroom unless you're taking a shit.

This new vaccine rant is insane. There’s no other word for it, this man has completely lost his grip on reality. Creating a permanent echo chamber and only allowing a few dozen people who are willing to regurgitate your beliefs to converse with you is incredibly damaging to your mental health. Phil might as well be on the same level of people who genuinely believe that a cabal of rich satanic pedophiles control the world as his ability to process reality has completely collapsed. He’s created his own reality based on his own values and principles where everyone else but himself are bumbling idiots who have no idea how to organize, plan, and implement anything successfully. His methodology is the best and so-called experts are complete fucking morons who don’t understand how his version of the real world works.

Completely delusional. Yes, some fat dude who turns a webcam on for four hours a day while incessantly bitching about not making enough money has become a self-declared authority in epidemiology and quarantine measures. Like the guy who is scared to go outside more than 52 times annually has anything relevant to say about being safe outdoors.

I forgot who said it a few posts back but if Phil ever attempts to foray into a news/ current events stream, it’ll die as quickly as it started. The streams that are successful doing this enable and promote all opposing viewpoints; the pig’s chat would be so dictatorially enforced, nobody but a handful of spergs would be allowed to participate while validating all of the pig’s idiotic non-opinions.

TL;DR: fat, ignorant shut-in of a slob thinks he’s smarter than the main federal authority body in charge of vaccine safety and regulation.

Says millions of people took the vaccine but there is no easy way for him to get it. Then says he would have to make phone calls all day to get the vaccine even though people have real jobs have managed to do it. Complains about them pulling one of the vaccines because of blood clots even though he would be the first in line to sue if it happened to him or Kat. Says they should of let people sign up for the vaccine and get notified when they need to go get it even though he's pushed back his doctor visit like 4 times already...

The guy is just lazy and literally talks out of his ass on every subject outside of food and video games.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

How many people is Phil willing to let die so his retard wife can stack shelves safely again?