DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PutridElephant]

Don't you know who I am? REEEE, muh horse and muh cat need to be vaccinated now!

I refuse to take responsibility for my health and call around because I have to work!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The man who doesn't go anywhere is upset because he may not get a vaccine so he is able to travel.

Sounds legit.

This is what DSP does all the time. He gets upset about stuff he will never use/do. He wants to rant and be upset about it because it's how he pats himself on the back/strokes his ego. This is what makes him the massive hypocrite that he is, he gets upsets about people not following covid guidelines and staying home all while he is eating at a "buffet" with his wife. He gets outraged about being "forced" to stay in a state for a month, but he never travels(unless it's to leech off his parents). He hates greedy game publishers that "overpromise and underdeliver" but that's what he does to his fans all the time. Phil goes bankrupt, then feels he is in the right to give "business" advice. Also, he is known for having the worst takes all while convenient saying "I'm not political". On top of the fact, he gets things wrong constantly when talking about other streamers/YouTubers. He said TimtheTatman got popular because of Fall Guys, Phil you are so detached from reality and it shows in all your rants.

 

[PieceofShet]

The man who doesn't go anywhere is upset because he may not get a vaccine so he is able to travel.

Sounds legit.

DSP only leaves his house 52 times a year. For a few hours a time. HE DEFINETLY NEEDS THE VACCINE SO HE CAN GO TO RESTAURANT AND DEVOUR!

EDIT:

Im almost expecting him saying "guys, if you know a doctor you can vaccinate me, please, contact the person and help me". Like when he got fired from XY.
But that would require IRL contacting with outher peple and he too paranoid to do that.

 

[actually]

what the discrepancies between what his income and out going bills are now that he's free from credit cards

Check the bankruptcy thread. I ballparked his monthly credit card payments (at least at the end). Long story short, he discharged like $2500-3000 in monthly debt payments.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I like how Phil is trying to talk down to the CDC about withdrawing vaccines as if he knows how any of it works. By all means Phil, get a bloodclot if you want to go to the buffett so badly.

Could you imagine the mega-rant and ultrasalty 6 hour prestream we'd get if the shoe was on the other foot and HE was one of the 6 people who got a bloodclot from the J&J vaccine?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Probably a dumb question but I'm curious if it's been done anywhere and if not maybe when I get some time I'll do it, but since all of DSP's financial situations are known I.E. we know his internet and how much he spends per game for his "business", we know his mortgage and association fees etc. and we know how much he rakes in give or take, what the discrepancies between what his income and out going bills are now that he's free from credit cards.

I think you're asking how much discharging his credit card payments freed up in monthly cash in his "budget"? If so, estimate $3000 conservatively of just that kind of debt payment wiped out monthly so an extra $36K a year since the bankrupcy give or take. When the foreclosure of the condo back east happens that'll free another ~$1000-1500 up a month too potentially.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Could you imagine the mega-rant and ultrasalty 6 hour prestream we'd get if the shoe was on the other foot and HE was one of the 6 people who got a bloodclot from the J&J vaccine?

He'd rant about how he pays taxes and the government should protect its citizens from big pharma.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Does Washington have no way to set up appointments online for Covid vaccinations?

 

[blahblahblah678]

This stupid wop can’t be bothered to schedule an ENT specialist he supposedly needs. What makes us think he’s actually going to go through the trouble of actually getting a COVID vaccine when he himself admits he only leaves his house one day a week?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Here's his rant posted by An1337:

"We have no plans to travel"
"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY TOLD US WE COULDN'T TRAVEL!?"

This dude is such a fucking psycho.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Does Washington have no way to set up appointments online for Covid vaccinations?

Of course they do, he is just a lazy fuck. Remember when he whined about the pharmacy not calling him about his ear medication? He actually wants them to call and arrange his vaccination.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I like how Phil is trying to talk down to the CDC about withdrawing vaccines as if he knows how any of it works. By all means Phil, get a bloodclot if you want to go to the buffett so badly.

And how dare they stop Phil from getting his vaccine on Thursday! Don't they know his wife will have to sit on hold for hours!?

"I want the vaccine! My wife wants the vaccine! But I can't get it!" - 39 year old man having a tantrum he can't get vaccinated before all the vulnerable people.

I can't tell which trait of Phil is on display here: the spoiled, greedy, narcissistic, or stupid trait.

 

[hundredthousand]

Wasn't the idea of him starting his stream later that he would then reduce the length of his prestream? This jerkoff is still blathering on at 12:30. So that's 3.5 hours for gameplay, minus 30 minutes for his "break", and minus around 1 hour of him reading his sperg chat's tip messages.

I would say for what is supposed to be a ~5 hour stream, he plays the actual game for around 2 hours.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Wasn't the idea of him starting his stream later that he would then reduce the length of his prestream? This jerkoff is still blathering on at 12:30. So that's 3.5 hours for gameplay, minus 30 minutes for his "break", and minus around 1 hour of him reading his sperg chat's tip messages.

I would say for what is supposed to be a ~5 hour stream, he plays the actual game for around 2 hours.

No, it was so he could spend more time on doing his taxes, 'fix' his schedule that his wife fucked up and eat breakfast. Really doesn't make any sense.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

I can't tell which trait of Phil is on display here: the spoiled, greedy, narcissistic, or stupid trait.

Dont forget sociopathic. He lies almost as much as he Snorts

DSP is showing more of his spoiled narcissism when he was out with his wife and complaining there are too many people WHILE BEING ONE OF THEM!

"I understand people go out on the weekend but this is still a pandemic and you don't need to go out if it's not neccessary". -DSP going to All You Can Eat Buffet.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Here's his rant posted by An1337:

"We have no plans to travel"
"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY TOLD US WE COULDN'T TRAVEL!?"

This dude is such a fucking psycho.

I counted at least 4 liver spots on your face Phil and you are not even 40... Take care of yourself.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form. You do not need to sit on the phone for hours, he would know this if he actually wanted to be vaccinated and wasn't just whining for the sake of whining.

The city of Seattle has an extremely simple online form that will email you a registration link when appointments become available.

All of the sites listed on the Seattle.gov website are <35 minutes away by car (with minimal traffic). One is less than 10 miles away.

Furthermore vaccines in WA are not available to everyone until April 15th, so he wouldn't have been able to get the vaccine earlier even if he tried (unless he has some medical co-morbidities that we are not aware of, otherwise he would have been eligible earlier as part of Phase 1B-3).

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

he knows hes gonna have a terrible reaction and fuckin die taking that shot.


He probably wont but sure as hell will act like it nearly did.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I counted at least 4 liver spots on your face Phil and you are not even 40... Take care of yourself.

Yeah that's another thing too: that zoom in was fucking horrifying. I like how at one point even he said he didn't like how it looked. No shit Phil, you're a god damned ghoul!

 

[SojiroSakura]

So either Phil has not bothered to check or is just lying because there are multiple vaccination centers nearby that allow you to fill out an online form. You do not need to sit on the phone for hours, he would know this if he actually wanted to be vaccinated and wasn't just whining for the sake of whining.

The city of Seattle has an extremely simple online form that will email you a registration link when appointments become available.

All of the sites listed are <35 minutes away by car (with minimal traffic). One is less than 10 miles away.

Furthermore vaccines in WA are not available to everyone until April 15th, so he wouldn't have been able to get the vaccine earlier even if he tried (unless he has some medical co-morbidities that we are not aware of, otherwise he would have been eligible earlier as part of Phase 1B-3).

Dood, it wasn't on his twitter trending page! How was he supposed to know you actually could do things if you look elsewhere? Not his fault!

For real though even if he scheduled an appointment, they'd probably turn him away for being too unhealthy, and tell him to stop drowning himself in gin every night.