🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and sexy goth badboy.

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ITS SICK.
ITS PISS.
ITS REVOLTING.
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IT MENT.
 

Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday, that shower video was brilliant.
Start:
Live chat is off to own the trolls. How would you feel if you were trying to become a YouTube celebrity and people spammed your chat. Puts his bandana on to get the gothic cowboy look going. Courtney sucks discord told him no chat was pissing off his trolls. Troll rant.
4:02:
Gender relations rant
4:36:
Does his intro again. No chat to own the trolls. He doesn't like having chat off because he likes interacting with his true fans. When?? Back to gender relations.
13:20:
Kobes doesn't believe in one night stands and would only fuck of age chicks if he is in a relationship with him. He can get any chick he wants. He has been rejected by every chick he's ever liked. Back to gender relations.
16:57:
Talking about his last 3 years of being sexless. Scenario of refurbishing a Camaro and his wife destroying it.
19:16:
Scenario of getting ghosted by a woman until she wants sex. Back to gender relations.
28:48:
Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Karma has been a bitch to him for that. Says Summer broke up with him because she couldn't deal with dating a celebrity. He's not trying to get back with Stephanie. He wasn't looking for a girlfriend when he was introduced to Stephanie. Most guys don't realise they have a good woman until its too late.
33:43:
Women are the gatekeepers of sex. He rolls with this lock and key metaphor.
34:56:
Kobes is tired of simp and slut shaming YouTube. Has a cooking video planned. Sounds like he froze the beef defrosted it and re froze it and is defrosting it again. Not good.
37:27:
KingSoapraJFS
41:00:
Gender relations
42:35:
Has to charge his phone. Shows off his Ozzy shirt. Gives dating advice
43:36:
Gets water. Complaining that women only like assholes.
45:59:
Guitar shredding
Start:
Showing off his tropical shower curtain. KingSoapraJFS . He's making this video very tastefully
1:33:
Grabs a towel and leaves to strip
2:30:
Returns, shills tactical soap
3:30:
Flexing. Back to shilling tactical soap
4:16:
Flexing and smoking his pipe. Very manly.
4:57:
Kobes uses aussie shampoo and conditioner
5:33:
Does voice impressions and stand up when he showers. Shills tactical soap.
9:14:
Gets in the shower. Shills tactical soap in the shower.
12:53:
Doesn't care if aussie is for women, he likes the way it smells. Voice impressions.
16:40:
Tactical soap rap. KingSoapraJFS
22:10:
He put the wet soap back in the cardboard box. Shills tactical soap. Sings danger zone.
25:11:
Dries himself in the shower. KingSoapraJFS
26:49:
Finished.
27:30:
Leaves to get dressed
29:29:
Returns.
30:35:
Deodorant and cologne. He puts cologne all the way up his arms neck and face. Combs his hair and beard. Puts his hair in a ponytail.
32:54:
Flexing. Puts his Ozzy shirt back on.
33:44:
Puts a different cologne on his shirt. Beard oil in his beard, hair, side burns and wipes it on his shirts and pants. Shills tactical soap.
Short video. Chat is back on. Cooking video didn't turn out right so he has to redo it later. Slows chat down so he can read it. His burger flavour profile was delicious but it didn't turn out the way he wanted it to. Splattered grease all over his camera when he was cooking. It's his channel he'll do what he wants with his videos. Gets water. It is what it is. Trolls are pissed he turned off chat. Kobes has the trolls eating out of the palm of his hand. Burger video didn't turn out right but the burger tasted good.
 
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also; R.I.P. Dyke Cobes

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DSM-IV said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2cu1kneCLU
Cobes had problems opening the bag. Blue fingers and tongue. Not a sponsor.
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Here's his video responce from yesterday:
Start:
Doing a video response to a Steven crowder video on gun control. Fuck mass shootings. Its kobes' channel he'll do what he wants. Need smarter gun control not stricter. Fuck rape, fuck mass shootings.
3:35:
Kobes hates gun violence but supports 2nd amendment rights. People will still be able to 3d print guns if the government takes away guns. Gets water. You can only buy a gun from a gun salesman.
6:00:
Compares gun violence to rape. Sex is a want not a need. First time he's kept to video on for more than 1 second.
8:19:
Kibes supports guns and stricter gun control. Need more thorough background checks. Back to the video.
10:30:
What happens after the government takes all the guns? Bad guys 3d print them. Just like alcohol probation. Dry spell, waiting patiently. Back to the video.
12:30:
Checks his phone. Back to the video. Gun violence sucks but lots of things can ki you. They are not banning cell phones in cars and people text and drive. Back to the video. 43 minutes long video.
15:36:
Gun lobbyists use mass shootings to sell more guns. Both sides. Fuck rape, fuck mass shootings. Puts his phone on airplane mode. Back to the video.
17:10:
Not just blacks buying guns, more white people buying guns too. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No need for riots. Back to the video for 2 seconds. How are people supposed to defend themselves if guns are illegal. Bad guys can still get guns. Need guns for protection, lock it in a safe. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
22:27:
Kobes supports red flag law. Back to the video.
24:00:
Makes kobes head hurt. Fuck mass shootings fuck suicide. Back to the video.
25:55:
Non existent loopholes. Long silence. Fuck murder, fuck suicide, fuck riots. Kobes is tired of it youtube. Back to the video.
27:47:
Shouldn't glorify depression. People have way worse things going on. Fuck mass shootings fuck suicide kobes is tired of it youtube. Back to the video.
29:47:
Mentally ill people Shouldn't have access to firearms. Fuck mass shootings. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is tired of all the violence in our society. Back to the video.
32:57:
Kobes lists off his hobbies. Kobes hasn't been drinking because Its bad for you. (Not because he's broke) back to the video. Says nothing for a long time.
42:02:
Ghost guns aren't a threat until you make guns illegal. Compares it to banning alcohol. Back to the video.
44:55:
Ghost gun joke. Back to the video. Says nothing for a long time.
50:20:
Being president is a tough job. Compares banning guns to banning alcohol. Sipping on water. Checks how far into the video he is. Back to the video.
53:40:
Has his phone on airplane mode and chat turned off so he can focus on his video response. Back to the video.
56:09:
Talks about when he was swatted. Schizos, violent offenders and domestic abusers Shouldn't have guns. Kobes keeps his gun unloaded unless he's at the shooting range. It's ridiculous youtube. Back to the video.
1:00:35:
Armed guards and metal detectors outside schools and churches is pathetic. Mass shootings piss kobes off as much as rape. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Leaves.
1:03 46:
Returns. Back to the video.
1:04:32:
Fuck mass shootings. Kobes was bullied in school and is still getting bullied online. Bullies don't go away, learn to live with it, no need for violence. Back to the video.
1:08:00:
Improving mental health in our society is a good thing. Music is a great way to improve mental health. Back to the video.
1:09:20:
Should offer counselling in school. School is hard. Back to the video.
1:10:17:
Women are more empathetic than men because ethereal allowed to show their emotions. If men show emotions they are called pussies. Back to the video. Both sides gender relations. Back to the video.
1:12:40:
Youtube hero system, cancel culture. Back to the video. Young people are messed up because they see what adults are doing. Back to the video.
 
GeneticMtDew said:
Stephanie coming back around is pretty hilarious. She might do some video respnce's to a few of Josh's uploads and people are asking for "I treat stephanie right". I really hope she does it.
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Has she started posting videos of him or something? Forgive my ignorance, I have not sat through his last batch of shit-content because I am traveling.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
Has she started posting videos of him or something? Forgive my ignorance, I have not sat through his last batch of shit-content because I am traveling.
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Archive of her uploads as of today attached






 
GeneticMtDew said:
Stephanie coming back around is pretty hilarious. She might do some video respnce's to a few of Josh's uploads and people are asking for "I treat stephanie right". I really hope she does it.
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The sub seems worried that the inner circle Discord might try some shit and I'm kind of thinking they will too. Hopefully she can avoid their nonsense.
 

Here's the rest of the March 2016 archives with Bitesize's summaries:
Guitar video 2016-03-18
Josh noodles on guitar because someone said his guitar was out of tune in the last video | 43:44 Josh kicks something and thinks it's funny that people don't think he understands sarcasm | 44:40 Josh was clumsy in work and dropped a stack of trays in the kitchen, Josh thinks the reason why they are cutting his hours is because he's clumsy

The story of mu first kiss 2016-03-19
Josh gives a shout out to a fan who lost a pet snake | 1:00 Josh talks about his first kiss | 4:50 Josh never went to his dad for advice on girls because he could never forgive him for giving him shit on girls he liked | 6:00 Josh has thought about going a-sexual | 7:00 Josh calls a troll a buttwhipe | 8:00 Josh thinks he will be alone for the rest of his life | 9:00 someone comments on him cheating Stephanie and so Josh says that it's society's fault that he cheated on Stephanie | 12:30 Josh doesn't think he will find someone, he also comments on Bailey and loses it for getting his tongue twisted | 13:20 Josh lists off the ways he could have met Bailey, dog ran over and Josh tells the reasons why he couldn't have met her | 16:55 Josh doesn't date because of the risks of having sex | 19:11 all of Josh's friends that are girls have friend zoned him | Josh keeps getting tongue twisted and gets mad | 25:32 Josh fucks up on guitar and starts to get mad and hints of honesty comes out | 28:00 Josh loves spooning and fucking | 29:00 Josh shows how likes to have sex using his guitar | 31:00 Josh talks about how he would fuck a girl | 33:11 Josh says there are times he wish he never met Stephanie because he had sex and he misses it now they are broken up

Guitar Video 2016-03-20
5:15 Josh snaps his string shredding | 6:31 cowboy joke | 11:00 Josh tells the silver lining of the video

Stop bulling TommyNC2010 2016-03-21
Josh makes a video telling people to stop bullying TommyNC2010 | 4:00 got nothing nice to say keep your mouth shut | 6:34 Josh has strength where he fights away his bullies | 9:11 Josh tells Tommy's bullies to come to his channel to bully him instead | 9:38 Josh would beat the shit out of all these people in person


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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/BK2WrR75Mb4']The story of my first kiss 2016-03-21[/URL]
Josh deleted his first first kiss video and the guitar video where he snaps his string | He repeats the story of his first kiss | 6:40 Josh's dad tried telling him about when he couldn't get a girlfriend but Josh didn't want to hear it | 7:00 Josh has been thinking of going a-sexual | 8:40 people say he will change when he meets Bailey, Josh talks about how Bailey had all her plans to meet him cancelled | 10:41 apparently Bailey talks to Scotty rarely and apparently they talk on an app that Josh can't use | 13:00 Josh says he can't scratch his nose without people saying he's picking it | 13:56 Josh says fucking people isn't intimate, being there at 4am is | 16:03 Josh thinks Bailey is hesitant about meeting him | 18:57 Bailey's not been treated well and also has Asperger's | 19:39 Scotty says that he could have fucked Bailey but wanted to save her for Josh | 21:33 Bailey was thinking of going a-sexual too | 21:57 all this info comes from Scotty and Josh has no reason not to believe him | 23:00 Scotty said he was leaving Casper in November after his probation ended, Josh thinks this will be problematic for meeting Bailey |
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/umYPq1_Ct9c']Mountain Dew Voltage review 2016-03-21[/URL]
Josh drinks Mountain Dew voltage and he likes it | 4:28 Josh walked to his bank and had $8 so he bought a little Cesar's pizza
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/_lVMJRj7yXg']Food review and other topics 2016-03-23[/URL]
Josh got a pizza from little Cesar's | 4:00 Josh went to get a $14 money loan to buy two pizzas! | Josh owes the money loaners $20 by the 30th of March | 5:00 they hired more people at Wendys | 6:10 Josh was only scheduled to work one day this week | 7:31 Josh wanted a loan for $200 but they could only give him $20 | 8:42 Josh needs to find a new job because he's only one day a week | 12:21 Josh almost sold his bike at a pawn shop but there was a line so he didn't. He paid $857 originally for his bike | 14:50 fans told Josh he wasn't very descriptive with his food reviews | 16:30 Josh shaved his stash off and recalls the time he first grew a stash and his dad made a joke about it and Josh didn't like it | 24:00 Josh says he's part human and part demon | 28:00 Josh talks about doing choirs as an adult | 33:12 Josh wont be using the money lenders very often | 37:45 Josh should be getting his tax returns next month | 44:52 Josh wants to spend his tax returns on taking Bailey out to eat, Josh talks about how he we would like to finally meet Bailey | 49:20 Josh thinks Bailey has lost interest because she hasn't tried to contact him in months | 52:00 Josh says if he meets Bailey and she's lost interest then he's going a-sexual | 55:00 Josh talks about sniping ciggy buds | 55:46 Josh says he could save up for a sex doll instead of going a-sexual. Josh talks about buying a sex doll and people making fun of her | 57:20 Josh could ask his fans to chip in to save up for a sex doll but doesn't want to | 59:26 Josh talks about if he did get a sex doll he would show it to YouTube | 1:02:00 Josh says sex dolls were originally made for the mentally handicapped | 1:05:50 Josh finds a sex doll for $1,919 | 1:07:30 Josh says if fans want to donate for the sex doll then he wont argue about it | 1:09:00 Josh finds a cheaper option for $1,850
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[TD][URL='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXq9ffBW5Y']Bring Me To The Horizon and the snakes start to sing vocal cover 2016-03-24[/URL]
A fan from the Gross Misconduct Podcast sent Josh $20 | 7:00 Josh set up a PayPal account and is awaiting the bank confirmation | 8:16 having a Paypal account will make shopping online... FOUR times easier
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/586gLydn7lw']Black and Mild Wood Tip Jazz cigar review 2016-03-25[/URL]
Josh buys a 79c cigar and misreads the large price tag on it | Josh talks about legalising weed in Wyoming
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/3NKsIpImRbM']Vocal covers 2016-03-27[/URL]
2:45 people say Josh can't sing but that's just a matter of opinion | Josh does some vocal covers, nothing much else happens
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/7dw4NuPNU80']Food Review and Drink Combo 2016-03-28[/URL]
Josh reviews some food from Taco Johns | 9:24 Josh sneezes and it's spicy | 21:00 Josh talks about doing the Wendys t-rex burger | 44:46 Josh wants to download all the Harry Potter audio books | 46:48 Josh is going to spend his tax returns on fixing his guitar because the toning nob is broken
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[TD][URL='https://youtu.be/UmHP7H0psbM']Shredding some guitar 2016-03-29[/URL]
Josh noodles on guitar. Nothing else
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