Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Shows off the incensed he got in his care package. Using the incense bowl he made in art class. Drinking water.
1:59:
He's discovered that Lyndsey Lohan was 16 in mean girls and he shouldn't have said she was hot. He meant Freaky Friday and not mean girls anyway. Made $70 on Tee spring.
4:54:
Chilling in the Courtney sucks discord. Explains what his tattoo on his arm means. Celtic cobragram.
6:42:
Kobes was 12 or 13 when mean girls came out and Lindley Lohan is a few years older than him.
8:00:
Kobes partied a lot last night. Finished all the cherry whiskey. Back to talking about Lindsey Lohan. Says he was crying in the Courtney sucks discord on camera last night. Lindley Lohan is hot, lists off other hot celebrities. Kobes had a Britney Spears poster when he was younger.
12:15:
Might do a Britney vocal cover. Says if he can sing Adele he can sing Britney. Talks about making a copyright strike t-shirt. Bans someone in chat.
15:09:
Double standards
16:35:
Talks about his first crush bullying him because she got bullied because he had a crush on her. Kobes has been rejected by every girl he liked. They all regret rejecting him now because he is a big YouTube celebrity now.
18:37:
Planning a chicken Alfredo cooking video, just needs money to buy ingredients. Bans someone from chat. Not e-begging #youdonthavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated Kobes can sing Britney because he can sing Adele.
21:27:
Threatens to turn off chat to own the trolls. Doesn't know who DMX was. Gets his headphones.
23:17:
Checking out his hair.
23:47:
Bings oops I did it again lyrics. No copyright infringement intended.
24:47:
Vocal cover Britney Spears oops I did it again. Keeps interrupting himself.
27:52:
Says he could sing Justin Bieber too if he wanted because he's so multi talented. Back to singing Britney.
29:47:
Vocal cover all star smash mouth
31:45:
Snots on his beard.
32:21:
Back to the vocal cover
33:55:
Realises there was still snot in his beard and wipes it on his pants.
35:54:
Vocal cover Ozzy . I think he's mumbling about legalising weed in between singing this one.
41:05:
Ozzy is immune from coof because he bit the head off a bat.
41:50:
Bings ordinary man lyrics. Using Bing instead of Google from now on.
42:57:
Vocal cover Ozzy Ordinary Man. Keeps interrupting himself talking about Ozzys health.
45:14:
Talking about Disney movies, back to singing Ozzy.
49:26:
Looks up DMX ruff ryders anthem lyrics
50:11:
Vocal cover DMX ruff ryders anthem. Looks like his brain is malfunctioning trying to process the lyrics. Kobes is not comfortable using the entire.
54:50:
Complaining about YouTube copyright strikes
56:14:
Vocal cover Ozzy Dreamer. Does a mini rant about religion in the middle of the song. Includes a fuck rape. Bans someone from chat. Reading chat.
1:03:00:
Chat Says Ozzy died, Kobes looks it up. Chat Says his Tee Spring is down. Kobes looks it up to check it's still working. Long live Ozzy

I clipped the DMX cover because it looks like his brain is malfunctioning trying to process the lyrics, perhaps someone might do something with it.


Start:
Fuck Dahvie Vanity on TikTok. Kobes isn't going to explain. Something about the way Dahvie Vanity dresses.
4:14:
Kobes is boycotting TikTok because of the shit he's seen on it. Mentions Bugz workouts.
8:30:
Reads chat telling him he's 10 years late on the Dahvie Vanity hate train. Someone in chat calls him ugly. He knows he's ugly. Mumbles something while reading chat.
10:16:
People on TikTok have nothing better to do than harass people. It's common on social media. It's sad YouTube.
13:41:
Fuck rape in all forms
14:36:
Fuck cyber bullying. Half assed troll rant.
18:16:
The world is a fucked off place. Stream has 20 likes TWU. Reads texts.
19:57:
Flexing
Literally nothing happened in this last one, more so than usual.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
The Courtney Sucks discord has been around for a little bit, and Cobra has been in a complete and utter decline in that time. So yeah, the fact that they're not trolling him and are actually trying to help him, and have been at it for this fucking long, is quite frankly pathetic in the purest sense of the word. I still can't help but think that there is some nefarious shit going on behind the scenes.
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I've always assumed Courtney has a second discord server where some trolling is discussed. Because everyone in the discord seems like they are genuine fans or at least well meaning. There are weirdass girls constantly posting their nudes there. All around an odd place. I also think people are a bit too conspiratorial about it: I don't know if there is a master trolling plan or something.

I know Courtney has ties to an insane juggalo youtuber community that trolls and fucks with people that used to call themselves the Juggalo Justice League (ugh) but it's hard to find any interesting content because all of the videos they post are multi-hour livestreams. Fuck a seven hour juggalo livestream panel.
 
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DSM-IV said:
Hope someone doxxes Courtney. :julay:
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COURTNEY E NEIDT
1501 ANN ST
WILMINGTON, NC 28401
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She is probably the least difficult person to dox in history. If you search her name on Google, the whole first page is nothing but her social media accounts that aren't set to private that include her town/state and place of work. I'm guessing it's been known for a while, people just don't give enough of a shit about her.
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:
Start:
Shaved. Talked to his neighbour and his neighbour apologised for getting mad at him. Didn't stab his chair with his cane. Working on his temper. Making a cheese burger video. Turned off live chat to piss off the trolls.
3:40:
Waiting on the beef to defrost for his cheese burger.
4:57:
If you want to see him do vocal covers on YouTube put $8 in his PayPal. Reads a PayPal message.
5:44:
Poot
6:10:
Looks up the name of a singer.
7:35:
Looks up super power Adam Lambert lyrics
8:55:
Guitar shredding
12:43:
Guitar shredding behind his head
14:10:
Gets water. Doesn't have to drink alcohol all the time.
16:50:
Said he was going to stop making videos but he's not going to stop.
17:44:
Working on a wand for etsy. He spray paints them outside. Lesson learned from his old apartment.
18:47:
Mumbling something about Ozzy
19:25:
Won't stop making videos. Vocal cover Adam Lambert Superpower
21:47:
Fuck rape. Its anti rape month and testicular cancer awareness month. His phone is blowing up.
23:00:
Trolls are blowing up his phone because he turned off live chat. Back to the vocal cover.
24:53:
Reads texts. Owning the trolls by switching off live chat. Blocking and deleting troll texts. Fuck rape and fuck the trolls.
Start:
Doing a Terrence Pop video response. Doesn't need alcohol to do a video response. Double standards gender relations rape and sexual violence.
2:14:
Starts the video
2:37:
Got a vocal cover request and he'll do it later. Back to the video.
4:12:
Talking about the hot chocks on the screen. Doing a video response. Says he's working on a wand. Reading texts. Says it's his channel and people were spamming racist thongs in chat. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting texts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not all teachers are chomos. Back to the video. Texting.
7:34:
Leaves to get more water.
8:07:
It gets covered up when women rape. Back to the video.
9:29:
They get away with it because they are female and hot. Back to the video. Texting.
10:58:
Teachers having sex with students is wrong even if they are of age. Kobes had been off alcohol for a few days. Texting. Owns the trolls by blocking and deleting troll texts. Chat is off because people were spamming racist things in chat. Back to the video.
13:42:
Texting.
16:06:
These chicks are hot it not like they couldn't get a man their own age. People suck I need a beer. Its ridiculous YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Students and teachers shouldn't follow each other on social media. Back to the video.
18:42:
Teachers sending students messages on social media is creepy. These teachers are hot enough they should be able to get someone their own age. Back to the video. 20:13:
14 year old don't know what love is. Imagine knocking up your teacher. Back to the video.
21:51:
Boys will be boys double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards. Back to the video.
24:15:
Reads what's written on the screen. If she was doing heroin she shouldn't have been teaching special Ed in the first place. Back to the video.
25:54:
Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Yelling preach while watching the video.
27:24:
Kobes had hot teachers when he was in school but never had sex with them. This is the kind of thing that makes kobes want to drink. Drinking is bad so need to hydrate with water and pop. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Should have waited till the kid was 18. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
31:29:
Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
33:00:
Double standards jail time for rapists. Goes to get more water. This is why kobes stopped bitching about his dry spell. Spills water on his crotch. Kobes got his dick wet on stream. Back to the video.
35:35:
Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes respects women but doesn't like Double standards. Back to the video.
39:45:
Kobes is having a brain aneurism. Back to the video.
44:17:
Shills his PO box so people can send him booze. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes touched his first boob when he was 13 or 14. She was the same age as Kobes. Kobes used to pay girls to sit on his lap when he got his first job. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes speculates maybe the kid was turned down so many times he decided to go with the teacher. Shills his fuck rape shirt. Made $70 on his Tee spring TMDWU. Back to the video.
47:06:
Teacher was old enough to be Kobes' grandma. kobes had seen some hot grandma's but she's not one. Back to the video. Calls the teacher a nasty crusty old stag of a cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Checks out the hot chick on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said on the video.
50:30:
Tries to Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. American pie reference. Back to the video.
51:55:
Double standards chomos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Where are all the gender doesn't matter people with this stuff? Back to the video.
53:47:
Tries to read what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes wants alcohol. He'll wait patiently. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rape bad. Back to the video.
55:45:
Creepy checking out the hot chick on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. What the fuck is wrong with people who are attracted to kids. Kids are innocent. Back to the video.
58:35:
Checking out the hot chick on the screen. Back to the video.
59:30:
Chemical castration and a bullet for chomos.
1:00:10:
In the Courtney sucks discord while he's live. Doesn't need alcohol all the time. Fuck rape in all forms.
Start:
Reading an article about how the Sharon Osborne scandal is affecting Ozzy's health. Tabloids are not to be trusted.
1:45:
Reading the article.
2:17:
Kobes isn't surprised Sharon left the show because women are catty to each other. Back to reading.
3:42:
Kobes thinks Sharon and Ozzy's relationship will be fine. Back to reading.
5:17:
Everyone is offended by everything. Explains the comments Sharon made about Meghan Markle. Back to reading the article.
8:19:
The article doesn't tell you what Sharon said. Sharon left the talk in Kobes' birthday. Women are catty to each other. Back to reading the article.
10:04:
Society loves drama and then bitches because drama sucks. If kobes met Ozzy in person he would tell him not to let the haters get you down. Everyone is too easily offended these days rant.
14:22:
Kobes doesn't pay attention to the media talking about Ozzy's health because Ozzy is tough. The articles should say what Sharon said if they are going to accuse her if racism. Sharon and Ozzy's relationship. If you have a problem with someone dragging their family into it is fucked. Tabloids are nit to be trusted. Kobes hates people who spread gossip and rumours and lies. It's part of being a celebrity. Don't talk about Ozzy being old, everyone will get old. It's ridiculous YouTube.
19:09:
Sharon and ozzy are rich enough to start their own talk show. Women are catty to each other. Women and men need to support each other. The world would be a better place if there was less drama.
21:24:
Ozzy sounded depressed when he got his wee hall of fame award because he can't tour because of the pandemic. Kobes explains contracts.
23:37:
Kobes is grateful he's not as famous as Ozzy because either a lot of pressure. Imagine being reminded of how old you are every single day. Back to reading the article.
25:40:
How is Sharon racist if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have white skin. They should say what Sharon said. Back to reading the article.
28:46:
Tabloids don't care about celebrities feelings. Back to reading the article. Sharon left the talk on Kobes' birthday. Back to reading the article.
30:30:
Kobes is sick of drama YouTube. The world would be a better place if there was less drama. Lizard people, tinfoil hats. Silence.
32:42
Kobes puffs his pipe and pontificates.
 
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This is a bit off-topic, but right now there is an episode of Hoarders on A&E (for anyone in the US) where the garbage monster is a pro wrestling manager who goes by Cobra. Right now, he is acting just like Josh, it's scary.

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Sorry to edit- I don't want to double post, but there are so many exploitable soundbites in this episode. Talking about Cobra living in filth- Hell! They even talk about how this filthy chair represents who he is!
 
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