Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

Here’s my prediction for Digi,
By 2022, he will be completely fucking broke, the RV dream will never take off or will at least burn up immediately due to none of them knowing how to do something like that.
Riley would have moved on to leech off of someone else, Bird will either have a moment of clarity on his sexuality or leave Digi as he descends further into drug addiction, poverty and debauchery.

Digi will then recover all of his videos and Leaving Las Vegas himself
 
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Wodanaz said:
I have been holding out some hope that conrad may be able to come back from this precipice he's set himself on, but I think he just walked over the edge. Just... what the fuck. Has he ever written a tweet like this before? Did billy write this tweet?
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That does come off like Billy's style of tweeting; lots of emojies and shortening of words with try-hard owning of people being even slightly critical. It seems like Billy owns everything Digibro now, even down to the twitter.
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And regarding the RV saga do they already have the RV and arent there certain licenses you need for those things?
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They do not need one in the state of Virginia but I highly doubt any of them have driven anything larger than a pickup truck. If I had to take a fun guess or two, Bird flips it over leaving the lot because he cut a turn too hard. The funny thing about driving large vehicles is that you have to turn it harder than a car to make it fit within the same area. I really wouldn't be surprised if Bird went to make a right turn and accidentally drive it into oncoming traffic because he didn't start his turn early enough or turn hard enough.

I also don't know what implications there are for driving it in states that require a license, but I assume it works based on state origin laws.
 
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Wodanaz said:
I have been holding out some hope that conrad may be able to come back from this precipice he's set himself on, but I think he just walked over the edge. Just... what the fuck. Has he ever written a tweet like this before? Did billy write this tweet?

Holy fucking shit, this LP is so ironic. If I may quote a great man (dead boomer) (Jim), "If irony had a physical weight to it, you could package this video into a bag and bludgeon people to death with it."
"the more he tried to make it better, the less people liked it" YOU DON'T SAY, DIGI
"they think this new media shit is just a launch board to do something real, but they don't actually have the talents to do the real thing, they're talented at this real thing" WOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE I WONDER??????????
timestamp "and granted, I would never expect to be success- it's like if I said okay guys, um, I'm really into my rapping now, so I'm going to cancel my anime reviews and my vlogs and I'm just gonna rap from now on, y'know. That's basically what Nosalgia Critic did because 'yeah rapping's like, old media, everybody gets what being a musician's about' but how many people give a fuck about my raps, y'know? Or think they're any good?" CAN YOU FEEL THE SCHADENFREUDE?
"You have to be chained up" says may. damn was she ever correct about this one kek.
"You just fucked up, stop trying to act prideful and then blaming the game because you're a weirdo who won't go the other way, who won't look and see if maybe you took the wrong path" I wonder if digi ever experiences this kind of introspection anymore.
I also like how he's just straight up skipping all the dialogue and mashing his way through the game. He pretends to be a big touhou fan but really all he like is the aesthetics of le cute vampire loli, he doesn't actually give a shit about the characters or the setting or any of the greater context of the series. Explains why he didn't have the patience to actually read umineko without appropriating one of the characters.
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Would be stellar if someone confronted Conrad with this. I wonder what level of mental gymnastics he could achieve trying to defend his hypocrisy.
 
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They do not need one in the state of Virginia but I highly doubt any of them have driven anything larger than a pickup truck. If I had to take a fun guess or two, Bird flips it over leaving the lot because he cut a turn too hard. The funny thing about driving large vehicles is that you have to turn it harder than a car to make it fit within the same area. I really wouldn't be surprised if Bird went to make a right turn and accidentally drive it into oncoming traffic because he didn't start his turn early enough or turn hard enough.
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Funny thing too is considering the upkeep necessary for such an undertaking - the toilet for instance needs to be constantly emptied. I know theres some methodology to that but can anyone really see that happening? Theres mandatory upkeep for water usage, for heating said water, for cooking... everything accumulates and becomes much more work.
There is just no way in hell they can afford an RV large enough to comfortably fit 4 people. Even the 100,000$ RV's that you see middle-aged salary men with don't comfortably fit 4 people, its always packed with more than three. On top of that, such small space gets cluttered on a daily basis - they'd each have to constantly be keeping the thing tidy and we all know theres no way in hell they will.
I just can't comprehend what they are thinking with this. What I'm guessing here is Billy (Riley) has to be in Nevada by the 24th, next saturday, and they cannot afford 4 tickets this late in the game. Billy needs his troon-squad there with him to stroke his ego and make him feel important. I imagine at this point Billy is freaking out, pushing everyone to get their shit together because it'll be a massive failure if they don't get the RV and hit the road as soon as possible.
Driving distance from Virginia to Nevada is roughly 2,500 miles, but I'm guessing we can add on another couple hundred considering the exact locations they will be starting and ending the route at.
It takes 41 hours 40 minutes approximately driving at an average speed of 60 MPH to make it there (again not taking into account city to city distance, rather state to state distance, so it'll end up being longer than that). With how lazy they are, they won't be able to handle being on the road long without taking constant and consistent breaks (mostly to smoke weed, and there are states they'll need to travel through where weed is yet to be legalized, I'm sure).

I just don't see this happening. If they actually get an RV procured and make it to Nevada by next Saturday, I will be thoroughly amazed. With the rush they are in, all I can gather is they've already given in a months notice to the landlord as well. Unless the house came pre-furnished, Digi is going to have to get a storage unit because there is just no way in hell he can fit all of their belongings onto a single RV, no matter how many manga and Blue-Rays he sold during his yard sale.
 
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Ben tweet about Digi trying to get more views by unprivating videos
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with comment from @BIG_BRAD
 
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Bunny1970 said:
More interesting stuff from Ben's twitter replies:
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As if we needed more proof Riley is sketchy. Glad Ben took notice of this too.
Also glad to see that Ben is unapologetic towards Conrad's idiocy. :story:
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This one made me laugh. Thanks, Ben.
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If anything, as many people start to feel immediately afterwards, Ben losing a destructive person like Conrad as friend is like gaining a new super power in itself, like a Saiyan Power boost after enduring all the abuse and ultimatums from Conrad and yet coming out on top as the voice of sanity and reason among the PCP crew.

The only way Ben Saint could get more based if he drops the 'she' pronoun nonsense he religiously uses for Conrad, but considering he's an Antifa type, I doubt he would sully his own political identity by doing that; though he did giggle when the second Doidgazer voicemail (from the PCP Podcast, Episode 257, 1:28:21), from not-Riley, called Conrad "The Golden Bitch", to which Ben mockingly chastised with: "aw, that's mean ... but it's funny"; so maybe there is hope he will do a 180 politically and fully blast Conrad for being a troon. and an AGP one at that.

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Would be stellar if someone confronted Conrad with this. I wonder what level of mental gymnastics he could achieve trying to defend his hypocrisy.
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Considering how open he has been about changing entire online identities and fandoms (from bronies to anime and now rap) and not deleting any of his old personas and works (save for a few blogposts of old that he felt were making the blog too personal), he'd probably just admit that was 'Digibro' of old, who is now dead and May is no longer on the scene anyway. As one Youtube comment puts it, "the man is consistent if nothing else".

Ditto with this other rant of his, where he stated at end of it: "take care of yourself first, if you got to delete all your music in order to feel good about yourself, go for it man, we're gonna save it and back it up anyway because we don't give a shit about how you feel." Again, at least Digi is (somewhat) consistent; he cared about himself first (by trooning out), deleted nearly all his old videos but after allowing others to archive them all for prosperity - though he went back on his word on the three weeks given for that purpose - but even then he's at least consistent about not giving a shit how his audience feels.
 
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Omnium Ultimatus said:
Here are the rest of Digi's tweets regarding his sold secondhand goods.
Points of interest:
  1. (YardSale7) Tommy Oliver bought the Xbox version of Metal Arms: Glitch in the System (Ebay price range: $13-$33) and We Love Katamari (Ebay price range: $17-$30) .
  2. (YardSale9) Someone bought what appears to be two vintage HP devices, their chargers, and a mangaka (manga artist) artbook and will probably flip them all (minus the shirt... pants? sweater?).
  3. As others have said, some of these are expensive collector items and some were even acquired at cons.
  4. Digi's followers are very supportive of the yard sale.
  5. (YardSaleRiley) The yard sale items can be shipped.
Even if time was of the essence and the yard sale was the only way, the fact that Digi manage to sell off a good portion of his collection in just one day and have it be supported by his devotees on Twitter means that he could've made far more money had he just sold his goods at their resale value, or, at the very least, half of that.
He somehow still has a cult of personality and to cult members, they're willing to pay any price, no matter how high, for their idol's possessions. Even for people not of the cult, I doubt they would've minded paying ten to thirty dollars (maybe even forty) for what is obviously vintage media by 2020s standards. And if the deadline for the eviction's approaching just slash prices to increase demand.
So once again, Riley's galaxy brain business acumen shows how boundless it truly is.

The funny about this episode for me is that I once sold my unneeded possessions online too including luxury brand-name clothes, high-end computer parts, vintage video games and consoles (mostly PS1 and Sega Megadrive), and CD music albums from the 90s and 2000s. 'Didn't really pan out in my country since buying second-hand goods is not a common practice here, but I had more luck on Ebay. I remember spending three days researching the price of every item I had, calculating their resale value, cleaning them, and taking aesthetically pleasing photos of them for their listings. I put in all that hard work because I actually gave a shit about the value of my items and wanted to maximize my profit as much as I possibly could.
To see Digi sell off all his once prized possessions for pennies on the dollar, when some of these items could probably fetch around a hundred dollars in auctions on ebay, is both funny and pathetic. It just speaks of the kind of man Digi's become when he places so little value on his past.
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Shit like this really triggers my fucking autism all you needed to do was to check the online price of the games and go down to a local used gamestore and say hi give me 50% of the retail value and you get all of these games or if you couldnt care less why not go down to gamestop? Even they would give more then a dollar for some of those games.
 
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