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The variety streamer gimmick doesn't hold much when you have been having the same games on your schedule for months, with one being rotated in every so often. Also, Genshin Impact is back tomorrow, it just needed a day break from being played again. I wonder why$$$.
If only this idiot didn't "play" long games for three hours a week and bitch and moan about its length and how long he has been playing said game for maybe then he would find a little more enjoyment in the shame he calls a "job". I know he's somewhat being boring on purpose to drive away the detractors for some autistic reason that definitely won't come back to bite him.
 
If only this idiot didn't "play" long games for three hours a week and bitch and moan about its length and how long he has been playing said game for maybe then he would find a little more enjoyment in the shame he calls a "job". I know he's somewhat being boring on purpose to drive away the detractors for some autistic reason that definitely won't come back to bite him.
Thing with CoD is that it's just him playing multiplayer, using different guns, with retarded "penne wagers" (will I get X kills). This is the only game I can think of that he has continued to m.ilk to death over months that isn't ST. This isn't a weekly Super Turbo thing because he's been playing this way more than other games that deserve a spot, like the fan chosen ones for instance. You're not a CoD god, Phil. Pack it up.

I agree on the other parts of single player games taking forever to finish, though. His schedule conflicts with so many other games like this. He can barely stay awake for narrative based games (Dangan) and it practically plays itself. Divinity really needs some crunch hours with the pace that's going, and playing it once a week means it's just not gonna happen for a long time.
 
Don't say you're one of the best gamers in the country and then suck complete ass at every game you play.

Don't say you're a super mature adult and then blow bubbles and spin around in your office chair while playing dress-up.

Every single meal he eats is authentic this or custom, homemade that, even if its just heated up frozen shit.

His whole problem is his stupid ego and the fact that he can't go two minutes without needing to point how much better he is than everyone else and how everything he does is so great and so important.
This one boggles the mind to read. You're not wrong in any way but many newer posters here are surprised by this. This is the longest standing most true fact of Phil, so defining as to be the cause of his king of hate moniker. He's a stupid ego driven guy who needs to one up everyone and is insecure because he rightly knows how dumb and incapable he is in his heart that he has to put everyone else down. The world has let him get away with tripling and quadrupling down on so much he was so wrong on with no consequences and it's just allowed him to avoid the normal growth he would have gotten from being fired and having to move back in with mommy and daddy. Sheer luck had imprisoned him in this hell.

Now he continues to be the same person he always has with different window dressing to placate anyone who looks too closely. The thing you are assisted by with dsp is the same thing everyone was. If you ever have to ask what's motivating him, it's either greed, insecurity, or dopamine. He's so simple it's pathetic and only when one of these is cut off is he funny. Look up ego injury and narcissistic injury and look at how closely it lines up with fake ring, and droop lip events.
 
Thing with CoD is that it's just him playing multiplayer, using different guns, with retarded "penne wagers" (will I get X kills). This is the only game I can think of that he has continued to m.ilk to death over months that isn't ST. This isn't a weekly Super Turbo thing because he's been playing this way more than other games that deserve a spot, like the fan chosen ones for instance. You're not a CoD god, Phil. Pack it up.

I just can't watch the COD streams anymore. Same shit over and over. Gloats being in noob matches the when the SBMM kicks him up a notch its: "LAG, BULLSHIT!!! MY CONTROLLER DOESNT WORK!! MY TEAM IS STOOPID DOOD! IT'S SO FUCKING HOT IN MY OFFICE!!! JASPER KITTY GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!" Like enough dude. We get it... we already know you're the king of excuses. You know this. I know this. Xbox knows this:

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HE KNOWS THIS:

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It's gotten to the point where whether he's joking or really can't accept his faults, it isn't funny anymore in Call of Duty. It's like when he snorts and burps into the mic then apologizes.. Rambo told us a long time ago his apologies mean nothing and neither does his excuses.
 
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Given how much he cries about everything, any ideas on how many "days off" he'll need for the vaccine. I'm certain he'll magically get the Pfizer one that people say the second dose makes you actually sick for a day and for some weird reason it'll knock him out for 3ish days to lead into the next beggacy.
His immune system is probably such shit at this point he'll probably feel like a freight train hit him with just the first shot, no matter which vaccine he takes. He'll bitch about how i-it's been tough, it really has, but he BUSTS his ASS giving quality begging khantent for YOU GUYS! Then after it clears up he's gonna start shilling it like it's some magic cure-all and how he suddenly feels great, on top of the world, how his post-nasal drip isn't as bad or whatever other bullshit he'll come up with. Unless of course he gets one of the really bad side effects, the salt and impotent pig rage we'd get from that would be legendary.
 
"I spent a lot more on WWE supercard than I ever did on WWE Champions"

An. Actual. Real. Quote.

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And you know what, I don't even think he's lying. I said in the WWE Champions thread there is no way it's the only game Phil plays...

$40k-$60k on WWE Champions doesn't explain going $400k in debt with no assets.
 
His immune system is probably such shit at this point he'll probably feel like a freight train hit him with just the first shot, no matter which vaccine he takes. He'll bitch about how i-it's been tough, it really has, but he BUSTS his ASS giving quality begging khantent for YOU GUYS! Then after it clears up he's gonna start shilling it like it's some magic cure-all and how he suddenly feels great, on top of the world, how his post-nasal drip isn't as bad or whatever other bullshit he'll come up with. Unless of course he gets one of the really bad side effects, the salt and impotent pig rage we'd get from that would be legendary.
old people and people with shit immune systems get less side effects, the vaccine doesn't contain the virus. it contains shit that baits your immune system to attack it and create the proper proteins to defend against the real virus, so there isn't as much going on inside you with a shit immune system but people with stronger immune systems get more of a reaction.

you're right though regardless it'll be a few days off with a $400 makeup tip goal on his day back.
 
"I spent a lot more on WWE supercard than I ever did on WWE Champions"

An. Actual. Real. Quote.

:stress:

And you know what, I don't even think he's lying. I said in the WWE Champions thread there is no way it's the only game Phil plays...

$40k-$60k on WWE Champions doesn't explain going $400k in debt with no assets.


Wait, I thought he'd never played that WWE game and it was just a detractor meme made up by mentally ill stalkers?
 
I just can't watch the COD streams anymore. Same shit over and over. Gloats being in noob matches the when the SBMM kicks him up a notch its: "LAG, BULLSHIT!!! MY CONTROLLER DOESNT WORK!! MY TEAM IS STOOPID DOOD! IT'S SO FUCKING HOT IN MY OFFICE!!! JASPER KITTY GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!" Like enough dude. We get it... we already know you're the king of excuses. You know this. I know this. Xbox knows this:

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It's gotten to the point where whether he's joking or really can't accept his faults, it isn't funny anymore in Call of Duty. It's like when he snorts and burps into the mic then apologizes.. Rambo told us a long time ago his apologies mean nothing and neither does his excuses.
You always see him absolutely shit on people he views as a non threat to him. He would have never went after that twitter account because he would have been decimated. It is just like how he kissed the ass of Keemstar when he masturbated on camera. It is hilarious how much of a bitch he truly is.

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"I spent a lot more on WWE supercard than I ever did on WWE Champions"

An. Actual. Real. Quote.

:stress:

And you know what, I don't even think he's lying. I said in the WWE Champions thread there is no way it's the only game Phil plays...

$40k-$60k on WWE Champions doesn't explain going $400k in debt with no assets.
I remember some time back when the WWE Champions stuff was first discovered people did some digging and looked at what other games he admitted to playing and found their accounts. The accounts are all abandoned now but they were all whaled the fuck out, his usernames in those games was TheyCallMeDSP because of course. The ones I remember him saying he played were Marvel Future Fight, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, WWE Supercard and DBZ Dokkan Battle. For Dokkan Battle he even bragged on Instagram by showing rare pulls he just got back when he still played it.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's whaling on another mobile game that we do not know of yet. Though, I honestly don't know what scenario is scarier, the fact that he was and possibly is whaling out to an insane degree on multiple mobile games at the same time or the fact that he's whaling out on one game with the same intensity as he did on multiple games.
 
Unapologetic toxic reaction for putting on the platinum vest. Later he is going to tell us he was joking.
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You like how this asshole says what he wants to say "Thanks a lot you guys,really, really. It's so hot blah blah blah" and then ends it with a "Ha-ha-ha"
It's like calling someone a piece of shit faggot that can go fuck themselves, but you say "I'm kidding" at the end, so it's ok.
What the hell is this creature even anymore.
 
Kat has been able to get the vaccine since March 31st. Phil is apparently extremely stupid about getting the vaccine.

I got the first shot last week because I work in a higher risk manufacturing job. I went to the state website, that auto refreshes to show you available appointments at local pharmacies within 15 miles of your home. Yes, I did need to take time off work but it was fast and simple. Somehow, Phil is unable to locate this website or unable to not do 2 streams to get both shots.

There is no vaccine shortage, Washington is ahead of most other states. I looked right now and there are appointments available today and tomorrow for COVID-19 shots at both Fred Meyers within 10 miles of Phil. Phil could simply lie and say he loves with an elderly person, or that he works in a high risk job. Nobody checks that, you sign up and get your shot, no questions asked.

I personally do not think Phil will get his vaccine. He will use it as another opportunity to beg for more money.

I do not know if Phil lost his license but considering I’ve only seen Kat driving him around, it is certainly possible.
Phil recently talked about having a metal claw to help him pick stuff up off the floor while he is sitting on his chair gaming. What is he trying to pick off the floor?
 
If anyone feels like watching it, he had the top tipper of only being 30 dollars and it was stuck at 33 for the longest time. I've never seen him figuratively get on his knees and beg so hard.
This has been every CoD stream for like 2 weeks now....this stream from a few weeks ago is literally identical to what we had last night. Same begging, literally hovering at $30, top tipper remains the same for literally all night, he still equates being good at game = more support pls, he thinks we care about his mfking CoD in game upgrades and grind. Only difference is, he made like $400-$600 in the 2 days before this.
video correction cause w/e: the CoD stream is from april 1st, not march 1st
 
My prediction is Phil won’t even bother to get the vaccine, lie and say he did, or never bring it up again.
Predicting Phil will lie about something is never a losing bet. He'll lie about getting the vaccine, or what he had to do to get the vaccine (he's already lied as far as Kat being eligible), or his reaction to the vaccine. Or all three.
 
I do not know if Phil lost his license but considering I’ve only seen Kat driving him around, it is certainly possible.
Phil recently talked about having a metal claw to help him pick stuff up off the floor while he is sitting on his chair gaming. What is he trying to pick off the floor?
His last remaining (and imaginary) shred of dignity
 
You think he would be grateful, because the vest is causing people to donate money.
He would be grateful if the ungrateful throwing money at him didn't expect something for doing it.
Given how much he cries about everything, any ideas on how many "days off" he'll need for the vaccine. I'm certain he'll magically get the Pfizer one that people say the second dose makes you actually sick for a day and for some weird reason it'll knock him out for 3ish days to lead into the next beggacy.
I hope he gets one that lays him out for a week.
 
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