The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Sugar Puppet]

Bold play by the defense to bring in a Doctor with an accent that one ups Dr. Tobin's

 

[Banditotron]

Well so far the only suggestions I've gotten are to either form enclaves or start our own long march through the institutions. Both of those need leadership and rallying support, as well as some brass balls.

Surely we can come up with something, even just a meme like "Its Okay to be White." Anything is better than sitting around and taking it in the ass while pretending like we don't care. 4chan used to be great at this before it became a total fag show.

YOU GLOW, MAN

lol calm down

^Literally the most powerful phrase on the site

 

[Probably An Autist]

South Africa? I can see why he's on the defence lmaoo

also can you retards stop shitting up the thread, we need to sneedpost

 

[furūtsu]

There's no cardboard tarbaby cutout saying "You must be this racist to post here".

I fucking wish. That'd be hilarious.
"Only virulent Jew haters can ride this thread"

 

[Coccxys]

if such a motion is granted it goes against the entire point of having a jury decide the verdict instead of a judge.

If it would be impossible for a reasonable person to reach a verdict of guilty from only the prosecution's case then it should be struck by a judge rather than risk a clearly unsafe conviction.

That said removing charges at this point would probably swey the jury towards convicting on a charge under the theory of "you can't tell me what to do" and/or it looking like a cover-up.

 

[XOCastle]

lmao This witness straight up moved out of South Africa after the end of Apartheid.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I fucking wish. That'd be hilarious.
"Only virulent Jew haters can ride this thread"

"Users must have at least six post denying the holocaust to comment"

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Terry A. Davis needs to do donuts on the last few pages of this thread.

Back to the subject at hand, did Chauvin receive his medal from Joe "King of the Negroes" Biden yet?

 

[JustSomeDong]

You should post about shitting up threads in General Discussion you would unironically be able to make way more people mad easier

True enough, back the the sneed, folks.

 

[Probably An Autist]

"Users must have at least six post denying the holocaust to comment"

six million*

 

[Some JERK]

Oh shit son, he just said la-BOR-a-tory. It's over.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

How is posting in a thread 'raiding'? There's no cardboard tarbaby cutout saying "You must be this racist to post here".

Listen, they're very sensitive legal scholars and not at all just redditors spurned they got banned from r/politics.
It isn't as if this was from the beginning a shitpost containment thread where someone chimes in once every fifty pages with any actual insight into legal proceedings/statutes/etc.

Back to the trial, did anyone make a joke about recesses or drugs yet

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Current witness just flew in from South Africa and boy are his ears tired.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Anything good in the trial happening?

The defense's south african relative to Dumbo is listing his pathology qualifications.

Edit: Fucking ninja'd lol

 

[DumbDude42]

If it would be impossible for a reasonable person to reach a verdict of guilty from only the prosecution's case then it should be struck by a judge rather than risk a clearly unsafe conviction.

yes, but there's a very high standard to "impossible" here. like, "there is undeniable video proof of defendant being in another city at the time of the crime", or "defendant is charged with murder but the alleged victim was just found to be alive and well and admits trying to fake his own death"

but just expert witnesses giving questionable takes? that is simply not enough to warrant shutting it all down immediately.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

tarbaby

That sounds suspiciously like a racial slur, so you'll have to come with us this way sir.

 

[Coccxys]

but just expert witnesses giving questionable takes? that is simply not enough to warrant shutting it all down immediately.

The prosecution hasn't even attempted to prove the necessary mens rea for 2nd though.

 

[Banditotron]

Noticing a fun thread is a gay op now?

Sorry, pal.

 

[Dyn]

That sounds suspiciously like a racial slur, so you'll have to come with us this way sir.

I know, I'm actually an unapologetic racist. I'm just not racist enough to approve of the police murdering people.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I know, I'm actually an unapologetic racist. I'm just not racist enough to approve of the police murdering people.

Then you aren't doing it right.