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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Another day, another boy, another toy

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They'll have the begging bowl out again by the end of June at this rate

Confirmation that this is a hot tub. The cess pit is somewhere else. Don't know why they're getting rid of it, 'cos where else are they going to have those lesbian orgies in their cheerleader costumes. As for why he can't make a small outdoor garden in any other part of their 36 acres of moonscape, well that one's got me beat.

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I guess that's the old fridge dumped outside on the terrace. Now if only there was a way to recycle it. Or maybe even just fix it by changing the seal, which might be the greener, less consoomerist solution.

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Another day, another boy, another toy

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1382113825600765956 (X)

They'll have the begging bowl out again by the end of June at this rate

Confirmation that this is a hot tub. The cess pit is somewhere else. Don't know why they're getting rid of it, 'cos where else are they going to have those lesbian orgies in their cheerleader costumes. As for why he can't make a small outdoor garden in any other part of their 36 acres of moonscape, well that one's got me beat.

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I guess that's the old fridge dumped outside on the terrace. Now if only there was a way to recycle it. Or maybe even just fix it by changing the seal, which might be the greener, less consoomerist solution.

That cat looks dirty and I would not have sex with it
 
Another day, another boy, another toy

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1382113825600765956 (X)

They'll have the begging bowl out again by the end of June at this rate

Confirmation that this is a hot tub. The cess pit is somewhere else. Don't know why they're getting rid of it, 'cos where else are they going to have those lesbian orgies in their cheerleader costumes. As for why he can't make a small outdoor garden in any other part of their 36 acres of moonscape, well that one's got me beat.

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I guess that's the old fridge dumped outside on the terrace. Now if only there was a way to recycle it. Or maybe even just fix it by changing the seal, which might be the greener, less consoomerist solution.

Cheap AR with a cheap scope and cheap irons. If Phil actually knows how to use a LPVO I'll be surprised.
 
Why have a satellite dish? There are so many unnecessary electronics on the tranch, Kebin's rig, all the TVs, the new fridge and oven, not to mention the satellite boxes that are drawing power from the cesspool of leaky batteries 24/7.
Other, much smarter farmers have covered why the battery set up is a bad idea so I only have this to say: lol fuckin dumb troons, hope you livestream the fallout!
 
Great investment too since the DoJ is going to be going after pistol braces and I'm sure they won't Form 1 it. Look to the Tranch to have an unregistered SBR in a couple months.
To be fair, that is most likely going to be everyone with a brace, not just those retards.
 
Wait, this means that the ATF might genuine Waco them? :story:
Possibly, but unlikely. Most likely case with pistol brace bans will be ATF allowing owners a grace period to be brought into the SBR club if they register them and pay the tax stamp. After that, and if they don't do that, then nah they're fucked.
 
Possibly, but unlikely. Most likely case with pistol brace bans will be ATF allowing owners a grace period to be brought into the SBR club if they register them and pay the tax stamp. After that, and if they don't do that, then nah they're fucked.
They’re lazy, but not negligent (unfortunately), so I really hope they don’t do it, but I’m not betting on them forgetting
 
Possibly, but unlikely. Most likely case with pistol brace bans will be ATF allowing owners a grace period to be brought into the SBR club if they register them and pay the tax stamp. After that, and if they don't do that, then nah they're fucked.
I love the assumption here that anyone will actually comply with that.
 
Possibly, but unlikely. Most likely case with pistol brace bans will be ATF allowing owners a grace period to be brought into the SBR club if they register them and pay the tax stamp. After that, and if they don't do that, then nah they're fucked.
We haven't seen what retarded rule they come up with. I would be surprised if there isn't a way to keep them pistol by doing something gay. There may still even be a way to shoulder braces by doing something else gay because it isn't like the retards making up the statutes know what they're doing. The market moves quicker than ever before. It'll probably make them look like Cali ARs.
 
Why have a satellite dish?

One of them is for their internet, so it's feeding our lolz, and the dumped one on the terrace is just to remind us how lazy troons are when it comes to finishing a job. What gets me is that three of the four windows in that bedroom block are papered over. They're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so no-one is going to be peeping in their bedroom windows. And what's more the view is wonderful, so why not stick up curtains so you can see it from time to time. But no, they paper the windows over and sit inside contemplating their own navels. And second navels. And extra arseholes.
 
One of them is for their internet, so it's feeding our lolz, and the dumped one on the terrace is just to remind us how lazy troons are when it comes to finishing a job. What gets me is that three of the four windows in that bedroom block are papered over. They're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so no-one is going to be peeping in their bedroom windows. And what's more the view is wonderful, so why not stick up curtains so you can see it from time to time. But no, they paper the windows over and sit inside contemplating their own navels. And second navels. And extra arseholes.
Just go to Walmart and get a cheap rod and curtain combo for $15 so you won't be living like a degenerate basement dwelling troon. Wait a second.
 
One of them is for their internet, so it's feeding our lolz, and the dumped one on the terrace is just to remind us how lazy troons are when it comes to finishing a job. What gets me is that three of the four windows in that bedroom block are papered over. They're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so no-one is going to be peeping in their bedroom windows. And what's more the view is wonderful, so why not stick up curtains so you can see it from time to time. But no, they paper the windows over and sit inside contemplating their own navels. And second navels. And extra arseholes.
They’re using pull down blinds
 
I knew it was bad, but HOLY SHIT this is terrible. They’re genuinely ruining the ecosystem. Any idea if google has updated the arial view of it to match with the destruction?
I was going to comment on all the shit around the hottub. But then I found this video just behind from where he took the pic.
An actual mountain of shit. The land is nothing but dust and shit now.
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Also I know the oven sperging is over but I just found this in that guy josiebean4's twitter
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Yummy
 
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