Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Hello Foodie Beauties! Just one question: Is this actually what Nicholas missed out on? wow , what a moron! He definitely took the L blocking and deleting such a ravishing sex kitten such as Miss. Sarault. They could've been bigger than Angelina and Brad.
Any man would be a fool to pass up the opportunity to nestle between those sweaty, dirt encrusted folds!
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Chantal is now eating a """"small"""" piece of cheesecake: a piece so small it is larger than her hand!
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Chantal, that piece of cheesecake is as small as you are chubby.
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The stream ends incredibly abruptly after a weird chime from her phone. Is our protagonist meeting up with one of her sweethearts?
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KimWexlerEsq2 said:
Still has Quebec plates over a year after moving. Don’t ever change, our disgusting lazy Discord Queen.
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Car insurance in Ontario is notoriously expensive compared to the other provinces - especially Quebec, which probably has the cheapest insurance in the country. So she’s probably just engaging in some light auto insurance fraud.
 
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Is it wrong of me to want to see what would happen if Chantal was in a car wreck live?
Would the seat belt slide up her barrel shaped body at rapid velocity and pop her head right off?
Would the air bags even have room to deploy?
So many questions!
All in the interest of Science, of course.
 
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On a Journey said:
I made a bingo card for these incessant lives. You can also generate your own with this one started by @krazy orange cat!
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Brilliant! You could also add:

"HOIII TRAVONDA"
Mutes the phone to take a shit/sexxy-talk a potential suitor
Artlessly dodges the Discord rage-outs of her followers
Special guest-appearances of one or both of her cats' asses
 
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ShyCanadianGirl said:
Look how crusty her fucking scalp is! That is caked on hair fibers. Blech🤮

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I thought she couldn't revolt me more, and you good Sir proved me wrong. Can you even imagine the smell emanating from her? With her scalp stinking, puss-infected fupa, dried sweat laden rolls of flubber and crevices, urine and feces not being cleaned properly - dangling and sticking to her genital areas - it's 'deep web' horror movie stuff.
She talks about men wanting to tongue her and rub themselves all over her gelatinous rolls.
Dear Lord, I'd rather lick a road-killed, maggot infested animal that is covered in slime from decomposition. At least that fucker wouldn't look upon you with the rodent face and say 'tee hee - beauty lick?'

That picture is worthy of 5 pukey faces.
 
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Benet_Bandito284 said:
STOP DOING THIS

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Pardon my ignorance but when l looked up the term "Beezin" all I found was that people apply a bee brand of lip balm to eyelids to get "high".

What does she mean when she uses this term and is it some Canadian thing Im not aware of? I would think with her being middle aged shed just avoid retarded sounding slang.
 
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I enjoyed the beginning of her first live today. She had just announced she needed a break today, but then seemed extremely confused and disappointed when she popped on and her chat was barely moving for the first several minutes.
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I'm sorry Farmers. I failed you.

I really tried to find the part where she speak french but there is so many fucking livestreams, and the few I skipped through hoping to catch it
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Here's a timestamped link if it helps you stay sane. Includes a moment of her calling the absolute strangers she streams to her "friggin' awesome friends."
Bicassie said:

Chinny at her best!
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Her incessant need to fill every second with noise from whatever hole is not otherwise occupied - and some that already are - is amazing. She's like a neurotic parrot that was kept in a tiny dark cage with just a mirror for entertainment. Can you imagine traveling longer than 5 minutes with her? It needs to be turned into a cross-country-travel endurance game show.
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Pardon my ignorance but when l looked up the term "Beezin" all I found was that people apply a bee brand of lip balm to eyelids to get "high".

What does she mean when she uses this term and is it some Canadian thing Im not aware of? I would think with her being middle aged shed just avoid retarded sounding slang.
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Beezin' = beezin' bad = being bad = misbehaving.
 
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Burger Fox said:
Pardon my ignorance but when l looked up the term "Beezin" all I found was that people apply a bee brand of lip balm to eyelids to get "high".

What does she mean when she uses this term and is it some Canadian thing Im not aware of?
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The actual meaning of the term is what you described - a stupid way of getting high by putting burts bees on your eyelids.

She invented her own meaning for it, which is "being bad" essentially. Misbehaving. It used to be a word she used when shouting nonsense at the cats, but over the last year started using it on herself as a way to appear cute while she kills herself with food. It's okay to spike your blood sugar when you have out of control diabetes if you're just beezin'!
 
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I’ve lost count of the fake lovers she has now but I know we have an Italian man with an 8-pack that is desperate for Chantal, now we have a black/Moroccan/Belgian/French man, and a 6’7 Croatian man all vying for her.

I love her lack of sense as she doesn’t even bother to make it believable. A super fit guy wants to be with a balding, obese, smelly woman?? I don’t think so

Edit: Claws are coming out!! Chantal is going for Joe’s jugular after his concerning comments after she eats her cheesecake

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