Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
Russell has yet to say ONE thing about the guy that makes him look creepy or bad in any way.

He keeps saying "I was being nice" but so was the guy?? He complains when people in public avoid him or look at him weird, but he also complains when they go out of their way to be nice to him? He has some serious, serious mental problems.
It's just more of the tired out horseshit that fat, ugly, and unhygienic losers pull ad nauseum. Butternut is rejected all the time for being a creep and a predator--not because he's a factory "second" (although that magnifies it to people who see what a creep he is). So now he's gotta go all over with fabricated stories about how everybody wants him, and how he's such a "9" that even men want his greasy, malformed gourdhead with corpse eyes. He's desperate to author his own rejection ans "Haalp, I'm being stalked!" arc is all.

And I love that he thinks this somehow makes him look like the good guy here. :story:
 
Uhhh, Mac is intelligent, talented, and funny (and I still think he's cute). He's also going to be on the latest season of AHS so his star may well be rising again.

Also doesn't Rusty avoid feeeemales of the Asian persuasion? He's not even being bitter about a girl he'd actually want to bang.

(Ha ha, who am I kidding, he'd take any hole offered to him for free [or a significant discount on account of his disability].)
 
Uhhh, Mac is intelligent, talented, and funny (and I still think he's cute). He's also going to be on the latest season of AHS so his star may well be rising again.

Also doesn't Rusty avoid feeeemales of the Asian persuasion? He's not even being bitter about a girl he'd actually want to bang.

(Ha ha, who am I kidding, he'd take any hole offered to him for free [or a significant discount on account of his disability].)
Mac might not be a great actor but he's still better looking and more talented than Pipsqueak will ever be. And his girlfriend is a lot prettier than any woman that would willingly do anything to Pipsqueak unless money was involved.

We're talking a guy that was dating Mila Kunis for 9 years. Rusty's point is invalid.
 
Mac might not be a great actor but he's still better looking and more talented than Pipsqueak will ever be. And his girlfriend is a lot prettier than any woman that would willingly do anything to Pipsqueak unless money was involved.

We're talking a guy that was dating Mila Kunis for 9 years. Rusty's point is invalid.
He judges people based on what he thinks he looks like. In his deluded mind, he's a 9. Russ thinks any guy who he deems less attractive than himself who's dating a pretty girl must be paying for it in some way. He also thinks he's smart (he's not) funny(nope) and interesting(he's interesting only in an abnormal psychology case stud sort of way).
 
Macaulay dated Mila Kunis, was in a band and is still getting residuals from acting in shit years ago, he's like Frankie Muniz except he's no longer a massive faggot

He's like the anti-Russell lol

He was good in My Girl and Party Monster too, you know its true
He's great. he's got a great life from what I can tell. What does Russ have? Grudges, and probation. Oh, and us. He's got us, which is the closest he'll ever get to having a fandom. Maybe I can write his unauthorized biography, and unlike Russ, I won't embellish to make him look bad. I don't have to.
 
Macaulay dated Mila Kunis, was in a band and is still getting residuals from acting in shit years ago, he's like Frankie Muniz except he's no longer a massive faggot

He's like the anti-Russell lol

He was good in My Girl and Party Monster too, you know its true
And it was a fucking AMAZING band too.


(This comment would feel more legit with my previous username...)
 
So I'm gone for a couple of days, and Russell is proven to be a manlet. Man, the things you miss when you take a vacation.
I think he's realized AGT won't be calling, and he's pissy about it. And he's probably mad that Null stood up to him and has counsel and filed a response.
At the very least, it's the Null/Skordas dream team that's got his head tightening. From every account, Russell does not have the courage to confront people directly, so posting online seems to be the only way to let out all that anger.
 
He judges people based on what he thinks he looks like. In his deluded mind, he's a 9. Russ thinks any guy who he deems less attractive than himself who's dating a pretty girl must be paying for it in some way. He also thinks he's smart (he's not) funny(nope) and interesting(he's interesting only in an abnormal psychology case stud sort of way).
As long as I've been following this thread I've wanted to know wtf he sees when he looks in the mirror or posts his grease smeared selfies.

I mean, thinking he's smart, clever and interesting is explained by his being really fucking stupid. Same as his music being shite, he just doesn't know enough to understand how abysmal his jingles are.

But his looks are just there. You don't need an education to see dirty, grease, crinkles, unkempt hair, crappy clothes and so on. You don't need a degree to know you could take a solid 9, dress them as Butternut and watch them drop to a 3. He wears trainers with his suits ffs, that's a socks and sandals level crime.

I did wonder for a while if he thought he's looking like Russell Brand, Katie Perry's man-slut of an ex, he seems someone the pipsqueak would consider a role model . But I don't know, he doesn't live in a suit. It's something I think about far more than is healthy. It's like a weird reverse body dysmorphia. I'd give my right arm to know what is going on in his head when he sees himself.

I need to fucking know.
 
I'd give my right arm to know what is going on in his head when he sees himself.

I need to fucking know.
I think he sees exactly what the rest of us see. He just thinks if he's clever enough, and talented enough, and suave enough, and famous enough, and rich enough, we won't see it--or we won't care. Everybody loves a Superstar, right? That's where the "stupid" comes into play.

But he thinks he's a 9 now. The fame and money are just an in to the girls he wants because that's all bitches care about..
I guess it's open for debate but, no, I don't believe he does actually think he's a 9. I think it's all "fake it 'till you make it" and he thinks if he exudes enough confidence, that will be a good enough substitute for substance. In fact, I think he has a massive inferiority complex but he's going to just keep plodding along because his ambition has gone from a dream to full-on mania.
 
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As long as I've been following this thread I've wanted to know wtf he sees when he looks in the mirror or posts his grease smeared selfies.

I mean, thinking he's smart, clever and interesting is explained by his being really fucking stupid. Same as his music being shite, he just doesn't know enough to understand how abysmal his jingles are.

But his looks are just there. You don't need an education to see dirty, grease, crinkles, unkempt hair, crappy clothes and so on. You don't need a degree to know you could take a solid 9, dress them as Butternut and watch them drop to a 3. He wears trainers with his suits ffs, that's a socks and sandals level crime.

I did wonder for a while if he thought he's looking like Russell Brand, Katie Perry's man-slut of an ex, he seems someone the pipsqueak would consider a role model . But I don't know, he doesn't live in a suit. It's something I think about far more than is healthy. It's like a weird reverse body dysmorphia. I'd give my right arm to know what is going on in his head when he sees himself.

I need to fucking know.
A suit he doesn't have cleaned very often. People who've encountered him and have posted here said he smells.

At the very least, it's the Null/Skordas dream team that's got his head tightening. From every account, Russell does not have the courage to confront people directly, so posting online seems to be the only way to let out all that anger.
I bet his stomach dropped a little bit when he read the motion to dismiss and saw that Skordas was Null's lawyer, the man who's foiled his brilliant plans twice now(three if you count his involvement with the Erika situation). I don't think he realizes how badly he's outmatched.
 
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I think he sees exactly what the rest of us see. He just thinks if he's clever enough, and talented enough, and suave enough, and famous enough, and rich enough, we won't see it--or we won't care. Everybody loves a Superstar, right? That's where the "stupid" comes into play.
But he thinks he's a 9 now. The fame and money are just an in to the girls he wants because that's all bitches care about.
A suit he doesn't have cleaned very often. People who've encountered him and have posted here said he smells.
Trust me, I've read every word on this thread. The bath tub thing was inspired. He looks like stank city anyway.
 
Russell is building his case against that shady lawyer Skordas in the comments of this post by Sam Ambreen.

I thought this was a joke. There's no way Russ was dumb enough to try that. But lo and behold he is.
The guy who runs KF SOMEHOW retained a Utah attorney who has been in entanglements with me in the past.
Yeah somehow, like it's a big fucking mystery how Null contacted Skordas and hired him. How many troons were sacrificed to summon Gregory Skordas from the depths of Utah.
But I need as much help as I can get and was wondering if you would mind writing a victim impact statement on how Kiwi Farms has affected you, so I can submit it as evidence to the court.
Whats his angle here? How is a letter from some other lolcow gonna help him win his case?

Edit: Did we already know about his wordpress blog?
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'The guy who runs KF SOMEHOW retained a Utah attorney who has been in entanglements with me in the past. The lawyer is sort of shady himself.'

SOMEHOW. Like, the lawyer thought there was some validity in Null's defence and agreed to take on the job in exchange for money cash in accordance with his usual terms? Utterly mysterious.
 
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