DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Today's Ghosts n' Goblins stream:

1 hour of yapping about autistic bullshit
30 minute-break
2 hours of """gameplay"""
another 30 minute-break
1 hour of """gameplay"""
end

Fucking amazing.

He got his $100. Was time to punch out.

 

[Fragarach]

50 hours to beat a 7 hour game how does Phil do it?

By stopping every 5 minutes to read cheers, tips, scold chat for talking amongst themselves during his narcoleptic streams, movie-length pre-streams and constant breaks. I want to see Phil do a "retro" stream where he plays a game like he did when he started out on Youtube. No tip/cheer notifications, no stream chat, just him and the game. Despite not being hand-held and having to spend 30 minutes to discover how to crouch-jump, I suspect he'd probably finish games in like half the time because the majority of his time streaming now is spent on everything but actual gameplay.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Despite not being hand-held and having to spend 30 minutes to discover how to crouch-jump, I suspect he'd probably finish games

Gonna have to give a big on that one
Modern Phil is the absolute antithesis of effort. If he ever played a game that demanded he think for himself, he'd drop it in a heartbeat

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Reminder if he ever brings up the fact he beat GnG: Resurrection halfway on legend (True ending is beating the game, again), he lowered difficulty to get past a level.

Gouttem.

 

[Fragarach]

Gonna have to give a big on that one
Modern Phil is the absolute antithesis of effort. If he ever played a game that demanded he think for himself, he'd drop it in a heartbeat

It depends on the game, of course. Something like Devil May Cry or Sekiro or any game that's difficult from a gameplay-perspective, he'd just bash his head against the wall until he gets through...but then you have games with heavy puzzle elements or something like Divinity 2 which he'd NEVER finish without help because his brain's become so atrophied by being reliant on stream chat that his problem-solving ability is all but gone.

 

[SPhobos]

Reminder that Phil dedicated multiple streams to figuring out how to buy and sell stuff to traders in Morrowind.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It depends on the game, of course. Something like Devil May Cry or Sekiro or any game that's difficult from a gameplay-perspective, he'd just bash his head against the wall until he gets through...but then you have games with heavy puzzle elements or something like Divinity 2 which he'd NEVER finish without help because his brain's become so atrophied by being reliant on stream chat that his problem-solving ability is all but gone.

I agree with that point overall, but he did need handholding to get through Sekiro, like all the other From Software games

 

[Paladin Derich]

This is likely, but first we will get an extended rant about how impossible it was for him to get an appointment.
He'll start off talking about how he registered on the website, and how long it took them to get an email from them.
Then he'll complain about how incredibly inconvenient the day and time they gave him to come in was. Because it has to be a day that him and Kat are both off, since he apparently can't drive anywhere by himself anymore for some unknown reason.
In reality, he should be one of the people that's least inconvenienced by getting the vaccine, since he's self-employed and has total control over the hours that he "works". He should be grateful for that, but his "the world revolves around me" mentality prevents that.
Actually, maybe he won't lie, and he'll just start banning anyone that uses the word "vaccine" in his chat.

Normally I don't advocate this type of thing, but I'm interested in seeing how the experimental vaccine interacts with his pigroach system. Then again, phil is THE GUY who takes shits without washing his hands and digs in his ears afterwards.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I agree with that point overall, but he did need handholding to get through Sekiro, like all the other From Software games

Let's not forget the infamous break before the monkey boss and some of the best acting to ever come out of Phil being so shocked at the moves and phases.

'Hard' games like Sekiro and Dark Souls can still be cheesed with tactics and stats, even games like God of War he cheesed with constant axe throws rather than any actual combat. If there is a way to put in minimal effort for maximum reward, you can be Phil will 'accidentaly' discover it.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Normally I don't advocate this type of thing, but I'm interested in seeing how the experimental vaccine interacts with his pigroach system. Then again, phil is THE GUY who takes shits without washing his hands and digs in his ears afterwards.

It will be very entertaining when he actually does because enough paypigs donated for it live.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Let's not forget the infamous break before the monkey boss and some of the best acting to ever come out of Phil being so shocked at the moves and phases.

'Hard' games like Sekiro and Dark Souls can still be cheesed with tactics and stats, even games like God of War he cheesed with constant axe throws rather than any actual combat. If there is a way to put in minimal effort for maximum reward, you can be Phil will 'accidentaly' discover it.

Yeah he is a pretty bad actor on videogame shit. Like being tweeted about the way to the hidden dragon covenant in DaS1 Redemption cringe run he did and really flubbing about trying to act like the chest in front of the fake wall was a mimic.

Shit, he's even bad when he's trying to hide the fact he's about to get tipped a shit ton at the end of a stream, like in that god awful recent Mario game where he was on the last level.

 

[tzgnilki]

Normally I don't advocate this type of thing, but I'm interested in seeing how the experimental vaccine interacts with his pigroach system. Then again, phil is THE GUY who takes shits without washing his hands and digs in his ears afterwards.

I can't wait for the vaccine to give him permission to soapbox audit the lives of strangers

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

those are the same retards who claimed "MILLIONS ARE DYING BODIES IN THE STREETS! FUNERAL PYRES ALL OVER NYC!"

Yet IRL most hospitals are empty, Covid isnt real, and if it was you bet your ass every country would be invading China as COVID would classify an act of actual War against the world instead of the societal powergrab to restrict peoples basic human rights like taking a shit in peace. Fuck off glowniggers.

Still hilarious theorizing how weakened DSP's immune system is and how he would most likely die tripping down the steps from his front door, try to cling to life and then immediately get back on that fucking horse and start begging like hes never begged before.

Lie if you have to, but please tell us you're joking. Please.
You can't be that stupid, I refuse to believe that.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I can't wait for the vaccine to give him permission to soapbox audit the lives of strangers

He already does this so I imagine getting the vaccine will just turn the smugness up to 11 and plunge his levels of self-awareness into the negative.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I can't wait for the vaccine to give him permission to soapbox audit the lives of strangers

*snort* somebody in chat just said they won't take the vaccine for at least another month because there's blood clot cases. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. YOU. Life is not all about YOU. Take the fucking vaccine because it's protection for OTHER PEOPLE! *long pause* Alright, time to get this dumb fuck idiot out of my chat. *snake laugh* Don't you just love how, in the middle of a worldwide pandemic, that we still have idiots that are willing to risk other people's lives just because there is a very very very very very very small and rare chance of blood clotting? *sniff* *medium pause* I completely agree Swagginz! Swagginz just cheered and said the benefits of protecting other people outweigh the benefits of your own protection. I 100% agree, he hit the nail right on the head. If I had to protect my family and stuff, I would risk getting my blood clotted because I'm trying to save my mom- Ugh! Not my mom, my fuckin wife I mean. I'm willing for the chance to get my blood clotted if it means I'm guaranteed to protect my family. *snort* *short pause* It's common sense but what can you do, people just lack common sense nowadays... It's literally your duty to take the vaccine and anybody in the chat who says that they won't be taking the vaccine is gone. They're outta here. I'm laying down the law and I'm tired of it because it's because of YOU I can't go out everyday with my wife. *long pause, maybe sniff* Ugh...Alright, enough of the derailment of the stream. Back on topic. *ack ack ack* So last week me and Kat went out to this very luxurious buffet, but we had coupons so it was very el cheapo for us...

 

[BepsiLight]

He already does this so I imagine getting the vaccine will just turn the smugness up to 11 and plunge his levels of self-awareness into the negative.

If he gets one of those vaccinated cards he will turn into the vaccine gestapo and will demand to inspect the card of everyone going out to do essential mature adult chores like eating out.

 

[Paladin Derich]

*snort* somebody in chat just said they won't take the vaccine for at least another month because there's blood clot cases. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. YOU. Life is not all about YOU. Take the fucking vaccine because it's protection for OTHER PEOPLE! *long pause* Alright, time to get this dumb fuck idiot out of my chat. *snake laugh* Don't you just love how, in the middle of a worldwide pandemic, that we still have idiots that are willing to risk other people's lives just because there is a very very very very very very small and rare chance of blood clotting? *sniff* *medium pause* I completely agree Swagginz! Swagginz just cheered and said the benefits of protecting other people outweigh the benefits of your own protection. I 100% agree, he hit the nail right on the head. If I had to protect my family and stuff, I would risk getting my blood clotted because I'm trying to save my mom- Ugh! Not my mom, my fuckin wife I mean. I'm willing for the chance to get my blood clotted if it means I'm guaranteed to protect my family. *snort* *short pause* It's common sense but what can you do, people just lack common sense nowadays... It's literally your duty to take the vaccine and anybody in the chat who says that they won't be taking the vaccine is gone. They're outta here. I'm laying down the law and I'm tired of it because it's because of YOU I can't go out everyday with my wife. *long pause, maybe sniff* Ugh...Alright, enough of the derailment of the stream. Back on topic. *ack ack ack* So last week me and Kat went out to this very luxurious buffet, but we had coupons so it was very el cheapo for us...

*clears phlegm* ok, if you're going to tip me, not only do you need a verified paypal account, but you need to send me a copy of your vaccine paperwork if you want to be a part of my chat. i will not tolerate anyone in our community that doesn't take the jab. what the fuck is the problem? what the fuck is a HIPPA violation? you know what, you're out of here *leans in*

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

*snort* somebody in chat just said they won't take the vaccine for at least another month because there's blood clot cases. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU ARE THE REASON THAT I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. YOU. Life is not all about YOU. Take the fucking vaccine because it's protection for OTHER PEOPLE! *long pause* Alright, time to get this dumb fuck idiot out of my chat. *snake laugh* Don't you just love how, in the middle of a worldwide pandemic, that we still have idiots that are willing to risk other people's lives just because there is a very very very very very very small and rare chance of blood clotting? *sniff* *medium pause* I completely agree Swagginz! Swagginz just cheered and said the benefits of protecting other people outweigh the benefits of your own protection. I 100% agree, he hit the nail right on the head. If I had to protect my family and stuff, I would risk getting my blood clotted because I'm trying to save my mom- Ugh! Not my mom, my fuckin wife I mean. I'm willing for the chance to get my blood clotted if it means I'm guaranteed to protect my family. *snort* *short pause* It's common sense but what can you do, people just lack common sense nowadays... It's literally your duty to take the vaccine and anybody in the chat who says that they won't be taking the vaccine is gone. They're outta here. I'm laying down the law and I'm tired of it because it's because of YOU I can't go out everyday with my wife. *long pause, maybe sniff* Ugh...Alright, enough of the derailment of the stream. Back on topic. *ack ack ack* So last week me and Kat went out to this very luxurious buffet, but we had coupons so it was very el cheapo for us...

I like how you can literally read it in his exact hyper critical and demoralising tone of voice and it would sound exactly word to word like something he would say on stream.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

*clears phlegm* ok, if you're going to tip me, not only do you need a verified paypal account, but you need to send me a copy of your vaccine paperwork if you want to be a part of my chat. i will not tolerate anyone in our community that doesn't take the jab. what the fuck is the problem? what the fuck is a HIPPA violation? you know what, you're out of here *leans in*

What? What do you mean you wont give me a copy of your birth certificate , current address, email, password, bank routing number and ID? mmm thats it stupid fucking idiot. BAN Youre trying to screw me over! Detractor idiot!

Without that how am I supposed to trust anyone huh? Im telling you these detractors and those FUCKING CHARGEBACKS are out to screw me!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Yeah he is a pretty bad actor on videogame shit. Like being tweeted about the way to the hidden dragon covenant in DaS1 Redemption cringe run he did and really flubbing about trying to act like the chest in front of the fake wall was a mimic.

Shit, he's even bad when he's trying to hide the fact he's about to get tipped a shit ton at the end of a stream, like in that god awful recent Mario game where he was on the last level.

He had a tell most of the time. If a surprise happened in a game and Phil's reaction is an emotionless, slightly higher pitched "what the hell?" he knew ahead of time. Maybe now he goes full clown mode freak out I haven't watched his content in a long while.