Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Mr. Skeltal]

I resisted it for a while but as a Weekend Warrior I know this is going to be like how the flu shot was treated at my unit. Voluntary at first, mandatory later. Round two sucked ass, I got dizziness, nausea, and distorted perception.

I decided to rip the band-aid off now and wait for commericals in 20 years' time going "If you or a loved one recieved a Covid-19 vaccine in 2021 you may be entitled to compensation..."
If you glorious retards are around by then I'll let you know how many class-action pennies I get.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Vaccine? LOL no. I'll wait until they're done beta testing it on janitors and redditors and such. For now I got a fake Estonian digital vaccine passport through some IMF contacts, like most of us did.

 

[Meat Target]

I got Pfizer on Saturday. Made me feel a little weak and sleepy. Isn't the second round the one that's supposed to knock you on your ass?

 

[jje100010001]

All effects from the J and J shot have worn off. It was basically like a rough version of the flu shot. I had aches, sudden chills, and severe fatigue for about 24 hours. Now I Feel fine. Don't get all the fear mongering in the press about this one. TBH the day before I got it I read up on all the "OH NO, SIDE EFFECTS" about the J and J shot on google news, and basically went with the kiwifarms axiom. Do the opposite of what the media tells you to do. The Johnson shot was one and done, uses the old proven tech rather then the experimental tech of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. Apparently the J and J shot is very similar to Russia's Sputnik vaccine. Which the media is also very keen on smearing for some reason.

I think I'll go for the J&J vaccine when if becomes available/when I'm forced to choose; Pfizer & Moderna seem just too experimental and untested for me.

Main concern for me is the longer term effects these mRNA vaccines might have, which are likely ignored for the sake of immediate immunity.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Sure, I'll get it... in a year or two, once it gets FDA approval, and it isn't one of the gene therapy ones.

Considering my mom almost died from the Moderna one (not exaggerating, she would have actually died if she hadn't gone to the hospital), I think I'm justified in being a little wary.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

I think I'll go for the J&J vaccine when if becomes available/when I'm forced to choose; Pfizer & Moderna seem just too experimental and untested for me.

Main concern for me is the longer term effects these mRNA vaccines might have, which are likely ignored for the sake of immediate immunity.

That was my concern too. The J&J one that uses an adenovirus vector has already been tested so I was good with that. My arm hurt the next day and I had a banging headache for a couple days, but otherwise fine.

 

[UnKillFill]

That's a hard fucking pass for me.

 

[Ralsteadicedteaco.]

Hell to the no. They slapped that shit together in 1 year with little testing then control the masses by saying its the humanitarian thing to do? We don't know shit about the long term side effects of it. It sounds exactly like the plot of a Stephen King novel.

 

[Saint Alphonsus]

It was pretty obvious, even from early last year, that a mass vaccination program was the Hegelian solution to the Coofid problem and VirusRegime reaction.

Leaving aside that we have failed to annihilate TB and influenza despite vaccines existing for both for decades, or that the vaccines have skipped proper clinical testing because Big Pharma said "trust us bro, it's SCIENCE", I'm not getting my shots because I refuse to be a victim of narcissitic abuse.

I worked in a Chinese company for 18 months; no thanks.

 

[The Big O]

Nope, at least not this early on. Holding out for as long as I possibly can until I know for certain the masses who did receive it thus far have no health complications develop down the line that could be reliably tracked back to coof shots.

Sure, I'm probably gonna get funny looks from the female members of my immediate family if I passively admit to them I don't want it nor plan to get it, but the decision is mine and mine alone. And if "vaccine passports" or other liberty-restricting idiocy becomes a thing in New England states in the near-future, I will bounce to Florida, Texas, or any other state whose governors are pushing back against it.

 

[Deftones]

I initially refused to get the jab but once my parents got tested positive for Coof (my older sisters and I were, thankfully, negative) last week, there's no way around it now. I'm still distrustful about the long-term side effects despite what the "I love science" bros and the MSM claim. I told my concerns to my mom one day and she tried to wave it off, saying that the vaccine was supposedly planned when Obama (?) was in office when ebola was running rampant? And it's supposed to fight off other illnesses?

I don't know. I'm really confused about it. I've been trying to tell myself to do some more research on it, but school has been kicking me in the ass lately.

 

[Coffee Shits]

I initially refused to get the jab but once my parents got tested positive for Coof (my older sisters and I were, thankfully, negative) last week, there's no way around it now.

Get the coof, call in sick for a week, get over it. Your family will have a change of heart once they realize they're scared for nothing.

 

[Deftones]

Get the coof, call in sick for a week, get over it. Your family will have a change of heart once they realize they're scared for nothing.

Doesn't sound like a bad plan. The worst they're feeling is not being able to taste or smell anything.

I thought of trying to convince them that what they're hearing about the coof isn't as bad as MSM and Fauci makes it out to be but a part of me wants them to figure it out on their own. I almost broke my silence when my dad was complaining that we've followed all of the procedures with sanitizing and masking up. Now I'm wondering if I should've said something...

 

[Coffee Shits]

Doesn't sound like a bad plan. The worst they're feeling is not being able to taste or smell anything.

I thought of trying to convince them that what they're hearing about the coof isn't as bad as MSM and Fauci makes it out to be but a part of me wants them to figure it out on their own. I almost broke my silence when my dad was complaining that we've followed all of the procedures with sanitizing and masking up. Now I'm wondering if I should've said something...

If you feel strongly about it? Yes, I think you should. YMMV but my family at least stopped wearing masks inside the house when I told them how normal it continued to be in a state that didn't require them.

 

[UnKillFill]

I told my concerns to my mom one day and she tried to wave it off, saying that the vaccine was supposedly planned when Obama (?) was in office when ebola was running rampant? And it's supposed to fight off other illnesses?

Your mom's a dumbass, no offense. I haven't even seen the highest shills claim that the jab fights off other diseases, let alone ebola.

 

[Deftones]

Your mom's a dumbass, no offense. I haven't even seen the highest shills claim that the jab fights off other diseases, let alone ebola.

I don't know, man. You'd be surprised hearing what the hell kind of bullshit MSBNC is trying to push (which I'm assuming is where she got that piece of "info" from).

 

[Yinci]

I only will if I can use custom DNA proteins instead of what the government wants.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I initially refused to get the jab but once my parents got tested positive for Coof (my older sisters and I were, thankfully, negative) last week, there's no way around it now. I'm still distrustful about the long-term side effects despite what the "I love science" bros and the MSM claim. I told my concerns to my mom one day and she tried to wave it off, saying that the vaccine was supposedly planned when Obama (?) was in office when ebola was running rampant? And it's supposed to fight off other illnesses?

I don't know. I'm really confused about it. I've been trying to tell myself to do some more research on it, but school has been kicking me in the ass lately.

If you're at school you're going to be fine. It also means you're underage but thats neither here nor there.

Doesn't sound like a bad plan. The worst they're feeling is not being able to taste or smell anything.

I thought of trying to convince them that what they're hearing about the coof isn't as bad as MSM and Fauci makes it out to be but a part of me wants them to figure it out on their own. I almost broke my silence when my dad was complaining that we've followed all of the procedures with sanitizing and masking up. Now I'm wondering if I should've said something...

You really need to stop your family from watching the MSM. They'll thank you for it.

 

[UnKillFill]

I don't know, man. You'd be surprised hearing what the hell kind of bullshit MSBNC is trying to push (which I'm assuming is where she got that piece of "info" from).

Easy way to find out, @Hollywood Hulk Hogan and @Vulva Gape, you've both expressed some pretty retarded opinions in this thread already, (and I honestly couldn't give any less of a shit about debating you on any of them) but I will ask you both: Do you believe that any of the various covid jabs are effective against ebola, or any other non-covid virus for that matter? Also, have you ever even heard somebody seriously claim that it was? I suspect not, but maybe I'm giving you too much credit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Easy way to find out, @Hollywood Hulk Hogan and @Vulva Gape, you've both expressed some pretty retarded opinions in this thread already, (and I honestly couldn't give any less of a shit about debating you on any of them) but I will ask you both: Do you believe that any of the various covid jabs are effective against ebola, or any other non-covid virus for that matter? Also, have you ever even heard somebody seriously claim that it was? I suspect not, but maybe I'm giving you too much credit.

I don't watch MSNBC but no I haven't heard anything like that.

It's always cute when retards like you who barely passed elementary school science class think that they know more than doctors and scientists and then they say that others are retarded.