The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[AcidityLiquidity]

Anyone keeping a break count for this one?

 

[Techpriest]

Chauvin takin the 5th

I’m laughing at all you retards. Welcome to him admitting he's guilty of a crime here.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

I have an announcement to make, your honor.

Fuck niggers, fuck kikes and fuck jannies.

 

[Null]

they didn't let him on because he wanted to scream "YES HE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE HE SNEEDS IN HELL"

 

[The Nameless One]

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Is he going to have to eat this when Chauvin gets acquitted?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Is he going to have to eat this when Chauvin gets acquitted?

Yes or neck themselves in Minecraft or whatever.

 

[MoeChotto]

This is just an ace attorney trial.
Not enough evidence to prove your case? Just make some new evidence and throw it at the case on the last day!

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

"Your Honor, we just got surprise evidence we pulled out of our asses yesterday."

 

[Plunkie]

What the fuck is the point of this "new evidence"?

 

[Antique Rice]

Chauvinpolis has a nice ring to it

We will all get citizenship there and be proud Chauvinists.

 

[Null]

What the fuck is the point of this "new evidence"?

Mr. Floyd did not die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

What the fuck is the point of this "new evidence"?

"Rebuttal" to the expert witness of the Defense from yesterday. The expert witness said multiple contributing factors could of resulted in GF's low oxygen flow like the carbon monoxide coming from the squad car.

The whole grand scheme out it is to debunk the medical examiner due to his autopsy basically not showing any determined reason for GF's death.

 

[MoeChotto]

What the fuck is the point of this "new evidence"?

To disprove the idea that carbon monoxide had anything to do with Floyd's death that Dr. Fowler raised yesterday.

 

[DumbDude42]

I have no idea how Hilde Benjamin survived the war years

she got conscripted into forced labor at some factory, which saved her from deportation and death

 

[Pizza Munch]

Wow I feel like this is one of the most interesting parts of the trial

edit spelling

 

[Banditotron]

I’m laughing at all you retards. Welcome to him admitting he's guilty of a crime here.

Pleading the fifth is just to avoid incriminating yourself. It's a way of defending one's self, which anyone has the right to do.

 

[NyQuilninja]

just imagine what a trial by reddit would be like

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

QQ, what actually happens if it goes to Mistrial? Does Chauvin walk or does it just get post-poned?

 

[DumbDude42]

I’m laughing at all you retards. Welcome to him admitting he's guilty of a crime here.

if you tried to argue that in court it's basically an instant mistrial because it'd be a direct infringement on the constitutional right to not testify against oneself
theres an entire constitutional amendment specifically to prevent people from arguing along the lines of "he's not saying anything, that means he's got something to hide and is guilty!"

 

[Throwing Romans]

Great, they've got the affirmative action attorney arguing for the rebuttal. Hopefully he'll botch this like every other stupid thing he's done during this trial.