The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

But oh, aren't they BRAVE and PROUD trans women! Good for them!!

They're men without any of the positive traits of men, who think they're women, while also lacking any of the positive traits of women. Troons always seem to combine the absolute worst traits stereotypical of both sexes. They're violent, pointlessly aggressive, misogynistic, yet also deceptive, passive-aggressive, catty, bitchy and histrionic. They're just a grab bag if you picked every negative human trait and shoved them into one ugly-ass human being.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

They should've, frankly, set up a caravan/camping area for wayward troons somwhere on-grid rather than a ranch - and then kept the handful of alpaca as a side-larp. That's clearly where they're getting their money, just leeching off of other leeches. The camping troons get somewhere to squat and play MtG and smoke weed, Bonnie and Penny get to larp at ranching with their five alpacas and five sheep and herb garden or whatever, and everyone's happy. Or as happy as troons ever get, anyway.

 

[Swiss46]

They should've, frankly, set up a caravan/camping area for wayward troons somwhere on-grid rather than a ranch - and then kept the handful of alpaca as a side-larp. That's clearly where they're getting their money, just leeching off of other leeches. The camping troons get somewhere to squat and play MtG and smoke weed, Bonnie and Penny get to larp at ranching with their five alpacas and five sheep and herb garden or whatever, and everyone's happy. Or as happy as troons ever get, anyway.

People who are willing to chop off their dick for a fetish wouldn't be happy with moderation.

 

[Prolego]

I was going to comment on all the shit around the hottub. But then I found this video just behind from where he took the pic.
An actual mountain of shit. The land is nothing but dust and shit now.
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Here's the video

And I hadn't spotted that their little shanty town is getting bigger, with the arrival of a second caravan.



Why the fuck is their dung heap in the middle of all the other buildings, and right outside their bedroom windows. And when is someone going to give all that exposed wood a coat of paint to protect it from the weather. That's the sort of moronic task that even Kevin or Michael could do. Basic maintenance isn't hard.

 

[White Devil]

Troons need to be exterminated before they exterminate the Earth.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

This has been said before, but it bears saying again: they don't have "fields." They've got 36 acres. In places where farming is actually practiced, that is "a field," and a small one, at that. I understand why people keep thinking this, because they call themselves a "ranch," which evokes images of giant tracts of shortgrass prairie or desert scrub over which cattle freely roam, and the long shots of their property with no real visible fencing and the mountains rising in the background contribute tot the illusion.

General Sherman famously promised freed slaves "40 acres and a mule" at the end of the Civil War, so think of it like that: 40 acres of farmland in an area with ample rain and a long growing season, like Georgia or Mississippi, is enough to keep a poor farmer and his family going at a mid-19th century standard of living. And not fancy living, even by mid-19th century standards. The tranchers, though, are trying to keep themselves going at an upper-middle-class standard of 21st century living off of 36 acres - again, one single field - of arid, unirrigated property with an extremely short growing season, "manned" (lol) by a bunch of eunuchs and cripples. In terms of agricultural economics, it makes Stalinist collectivization look downright sensible. No wonder they needed to grift $100k just to keep body and soul together.

I just...I genuinely thought their land is bigger than that, simply because of how many fucking animals they have, but WHY ON EARTH would you have that many in that small of a space??? 'oh they're Alpacas, they can survive anything' - not off literal desolate moonscape they can't, which no fucking wonder they overgrazed if there's that many in that small of an area and all they have to work on is dry growth!

ugh...I suppose the only silver lining is that it's a relatively small area that's getting ecologically annihilated, but that's about it. my only hope by this point is that the tranchers literally get squeezed out of their compound by all the animal shit they're too lazy to clean out...though it's far more likely that all the beasts will die before then. not like they can't keep buying more with the Patreonbux tho!

 

[Ghjkl63]

Another day, another boy, another toy

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They'll have the begging bowl out again by the end of June at this rate

Confirmation that this is a hot tub. The cess pit is somewhere else. Don't know why they're getting rid of it, 'cos where else are they going to have those lesbian orgies in their cheerleader costumes. As for why he can't make a small outdoor garden in any other part of their 36 acres of moonscape, well that one's got me beat.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1382436311664103429

I guess that's the old fridge dumped outside on the terrace. Now if only there was a way to recycle it. Or maybe even just fix it by changing the seal, which might be the greener, less consoomerist solution.

Spoiler: for the obsessively nosy only

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Of course it's a Poverty State Armory lower with a BAD

 

[White Devil]

Of course it's a Poverty State Armory lower with a BAD

And they traded what was probably a perfectly good bolt action for it. One of the worst brands on the market.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just...I genuinely thought their land is bigger than that, simply because of how many fucking animals they have, but WHY ON EARTH would you have that many in that small of a space??? 'oh they're Alpacas, they can survive anything' - not off literal desolate moonscape they can't, which no fucking wonder they overgrazed if there's that many in that small of an area and all they have to work on is dry growth!

They let the alpacas breed unsupervised so the numbers are just exploding and they have no idea what "too many" animals is.

 

[Ghjkl63]

And they traded what was probably a perfectly good bolt action for it. One of the worst brands on the market.

Arguably the AR pistol is a lot more practical than a .300WinMag precision bolt gun

 

[S.C.U.D.]

They can't shoot either worth a shit so they're the same level of practical.

 

[Coccxys]

ugh...I suppose the only silver lining is that it's a relatively small area that's getting ecologically annihilated,

This is the sort of environmental damage that spreads and won't respect the property boundaries unfortunately. They may well have done enough damage to turn the neighbouring lots into dust bowls within the next few years.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

This is the sort of environmental damage that spreads and won't respect the property boundaries unfortunately. They may well have done enough damage to turn the neighbouring lots into dust bowls within the next few years.

well damn then, can't wait for the very final picture ITT being one from a distance, that looks like someone dropped a mini-nuke onto Colorado, making all around it desolate...

...and as you zoom into the dark epicenter of it, you realize that darkness is not, in fact, the black charred remains of whatever once stood there, but just a mountain of alpaca shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Their stupidity will kill them, and that's before they either kill themselves or get ran out of town.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

It takes DECADES for sagebrush steppe to recover and for the sagebrush to restablish itself in an area that's been overgrazed or burned. I've seen steppe that's been burned to ashes from wildfire that looks less desolate than their completely RUINED land.

They're actively fucking up the ecosystem in that area for a LARP.

https://www.fs.fed.us/pnw/pubs/journals/pnw_2014_davies001.pdf

Also here's the newer version of dumbfuck's new gun: https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa...ob-pistol-with-mbus-sight-set-5165447970.html

To put this into perspective: A child born today will grow up, graduate high school, graduate from college, get married, and have their own children strapped in a car seat while they drive by a lot that is visibly scarred and stunted from misuse and abuse. These landscapes can take multiple generations to recover. It's not a simple matter of scattering some seeds from Home Depot and spraying it with a hose.

Their land is to the point where it's not even possible for a lot of native plants to grow because the topsoil itself has been stripped away by wind, rain, and hungry animals digging with their hooves for something, anything to eat. It's a moonscape of rocks and sand. The native plants protect and anchor the topsoil with their deep roots, and the soil holds onto more moisture and organic material that the plants need to survive.

Good luck trying to find anyone to buy it in that state. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up abandoning it after they get tired of their little ranch game.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

To put this into perspective: A child born today will grow up, graduate high school, graduate from college, get married, and have their own children strapped in a car seat while they drive by a lot that is visibly scarred and stunted from misuse and abuse. These landscapes can take multiple generations to recover. It's not a simple matter of scattering some seeds from Home Depot and spraying it with a hose.

Their land is to the point where it's not even possible for a lot of native plants to grow because the topsoil itself has been stripped away by wind, rain, and hungry animals digging with their hooves for something, anything to eat. It's a moonscape of rocks and sand. The native plants protect and anchor the topsoil with their deep roots, and the soil holds onto more moisture and organic material that the plants need to survive.

Good luck trying to find anyone to buy it in that state. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up abandoning it after they get tired of their little ranch game.

The pile of shit isn't helping matters either. I would not be surprised if the entire place had to be bulldozed due to the abuse these retards have done. Everyone else will have to be picking up the pieces and rebuild.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Speaking of Chaos gods and such, this is oddly coincidental. There's a planet in 40k called Tranch.

Apparently it's a barren wasteland of a planet, inhabited by mutant slave labor who are ruled over by a handful of iron fisted psychopaths. Eventually the mutants started stockpiling weapons and sparked off a civil war.

Had the source books not been written years ago, I'd say GW was watching this thread. Instead, I think they might be prophets.

EDIT: Oh, and the rulers of Tranch were forced to beg everyone around them for help due to their own incompetence.

 

[Toma]

They let the alpacas breed unsupervised so the numbers are just exploding and they have no idea what "too many" animals is.

Obviously you weren't paying attention when leftists proved that overpopulation is a fascist myth

 

[Divine right to rule]

The before-after pics of the property are a perfect analogy for tronning out and the before-after pics they take of that.

>before: Unkempt and ungroomed, but charming in a dorky, rustic way. Somewhat able to support the creation of life
>after: Clean shaven except for some stubble, alien and creepy looking, barren and trying to spread that entropy as far as possible

 

[SIGSEGV]

I was watching a bunch of videos about nuclear accidents (Castle Bravo, SL-1, NRX, the Demon Core, Hisashi Ouchi etc.) this past weekend. Obviously the trancher's impact on the environment isn't even on the same scale as radioactive contamination, but it's pretty wild that I'm now getting to see an ecological disaster unfold in real time. Maybe one day somebody will make a short documentary about Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and its impact on the environment.