DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JimiHendrix]

i want everyone to remember, for things like the automatic grocery checkout stands or things like this where you need to find where the vaccine is available and how to get it? There are people who's entire job it is to design the systems for this shit so it is possible for even the dumbest person to do it. That's what their job is. It's just like when Mcdonalds replaced the buttons on their cash registers with cheese burger symbols and shit so no matter how stupid the employee was they could take an order correctly.

my point is, there are people who literally design these systems so even the dumbest average person can navigate it and phil is still too stupid to figure this out.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I hope DSP dies of covid.

I understand where you're coming from, but we would miss out on his hairline receding further, his eyes getting worse, no drunken gin tweets, no getting bodied in street fighter 6 when it comes out. There's just too much to look forward to.

 

[PyroAlert]

7 people during lunch today at my job successfully scheduled COVID-19 vaccines. From their phones. Without calling a hotline and waiting for hours. How the fuck can Phil be struggling so bad?
I know at one point, early on in the vaccination progress, the state was sending nurses to nursing homes and vaccinating in house to extremely elderly or disabled people. I assume Phil saw that and must of expected that for himself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

(the only reason he wants it so he can eat out spend money).

This is what makes him look even stupider if that was possible. It doesn't stop him now.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Whoever put this in Pig Roach's chat i just want to thank you. Something to be mindful of.

Edited to fix typo. See my fuck up below this comment

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Whoever put this in Pug Roach's chat i just want to thank you. Something to be mindful of.

Pugroach? He does have pretty big jowls...

 

[Optimus Prime]

my point is, there are people who literally design these systems so even the dumbest average person can navigate it and phil is still too stupid to figure this out.

I wouldn't say stupidity as it is outright sheer laziness. In order to understand something, one must put effort towards that goal.

Phil doesn't even try. He expects everything to be handed to him and only when something in his interest isn't going right does he actually put forward effort. Minimal, but more than nothing, as seen when he'll derail his whole stream to beg.

I would love to see a psychiatrist report of psychoanalyzing Phil's mind. It probably could be turned into a legit medical paper.

 

[Pargon]

I know at one point, early on in the vaccination progress, the state was sending nurses to nursing homes and vaccinating in house to extremely elderly or disabled people. I assume Phil saw that and must of expected that for himself.

He expects the same level of concierge service he got from the BMW dealership for everything in his life. He expects a live person to call him (on his phone, which he won't answer) to make an appointment he won't keep for a vaccine he doesn't want or even really need.

 

[Gramh]

I'm sure everyone who watched his Covid segment noticed but i'm going to be the tard to point it out, that when he was chastising people for mocking a shut in like himself worried about a vaccine, he subtly showed his hand that he was indeed thinking selfishly. He wants Kat to get the vaccine so that she doesn't bring it back into the house to get HIM sick. It was a throwaway line in his bitching, but it's on point for DSP.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Why is this fucking nigger in such a hurry? He doesn’t leave his middle unit condo

 

[JimiHendrix]

I wouldn't say stupidity as it is outright sheer laziness.

laziness of the brain leads to stupidity just as laziness of the body leads to weakness.

found that in a fortune cookie once.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I had an idle thought brew up while sitting around on a work call just now.

Isn't Phil that same bitch-made nigger that expects to still collect $200 in tip money even on his days off? Does this bloated pustule seriously think his prison bitch paypigs won't shell out the $200 he expects if he were to take the entire day off to go get the jab? Come on, pigroach. We know they will pay up anyway. YOU know they will. It's a valid* excuse to take entire additional days off and still get your dosh from your cultist fans.

* "valid" in the sense that ordinary people with actual jobs/lives only step out for an hour or two within the middle of their work day to take the needle and then get back to work, but because it's Phil he's going to claim he needs to take the entire day(s) off for the whole ordeal. Just go ahead and take the entire day(s) off, piggy, and thank me later for the idea.

 

[gaarashatan]

he's drunk again

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tl;dr he wants someone to hold his hand through the vaccination process

edit: someone held his hand

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LITERALLY, LITERALLY. ALL HE FUCKING HAS TO DO IS GOOGLE WHERE ARE THEY VACCINATING IN MY AREA AND CALL HIS WALGREENS OR SOME SHIT.

I hope DSP dies of covid.

he doesnt go outside so hell never catch it even though his immune system is probably worse than dog shit

 

[grump]

Nearly 40 year old needs to be handheld through what millions of teenagers are doing on their own. Has to once again make the news du jour all about him. There is obviously nothing going on in his life other than his battle with tractors and 'secret' whaling.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Nearly 40 year old needs to be handheld through what millions of teenagers are doing on their own. Has to once again make the news du jour all about him. There is obviously nothing going on in his life other than his battle with tractors and 'secret' whaling.

If Phil makes it to 70 or 80 i can't even imagine the regret he is going to have. No kid that we know of, will probably be divorce maybe multiple times, 20 to 25 years of making on demand content for the internet with no skills in anything else. I just can't see how he does have a daily epiphany and try and set himself up for a better future.

 

[YokuNama]

 

[fuckshitsnake]

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The only part about this exchange which is surprising is the lack of a "Uhhh, no! I work my ass off all day, idiot." style of reply made after the block.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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Uh...Snow...Billy? Um...I looked morahn. Inbetween not playing WWE Champions and guzzling down gin er...protein shakes ack ack ack, I didn't see anything dood? Fuckin' detractors man, I swear they're messed in the head ssssss

 

[SojiroSakura]

I know this is late but I just wanted to comment on his fucking 15 minute rant about "6 PEOPLE DOOD".

6 people who took the Johnson and Johnson 1 dose vaccine were experiencing blood clotting, and apparently one of them died. Phil, ignorant as he is, rants about how that doesn't matter, and is mad that there's one less version of the vaccine temporarily that he wasn't going to get anyway. Fuck you, phil. You only care about yourself, those 6 people might not have been many as there's been millions of people vaccinated now, but that's still 6 people too many having problems. Fuck you. You're an unhealthy, gin-filled sack of shit that could die any day now from neglecting your own body. How would you feel if someone online was ranting and mad about this and you were the person who got sick and clotting from the vaccine?? Just, fuck you. You awful, horrible horrible pigroach.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I know this is late but I just wanted to comment on his fucking 15 minute rant about "6 PEOPLE DOOD".

6 people who took the Johnson and Johnson 1 dose vaccine were experiencing blood clotting, and apparently one of them died. Phil, ignorant as he is, rants about how that doesn't matter, and is mad that there's one less version of the vaccine temporarily that he wasn't going to get anyway. Fuck you, phil. You only care about yourself, those 6 people might not have been many as there's been millions of people vaccinated now, but that's still 6 people too many having problems. Fuck you. You're an unhealthy, gin-filled sack of shit that could die any day now from neglecting your own body. How would you feel if someone online was ranting and mad about this and you were the person who got sick and clotting from the vaccine?? Just, fuck you. You awful, horrible horrible pigroach.

In his latest misguided attempt to sound like he has a clue, It is 6 women out of 6.8 MILLION people that got the J&J vaccine. I mean.........I can see why he would worry with all that sand in his vagina.