TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

i knew this bitch was long winded and a lot of fluff, but christ

why is she breaking down the history of cancel culture
I imagine it's the same reason the defense team of the cops who beat up Rodney King kept showing the footage of them beating up Rodney King, to wear down and desensitize the jury so they'll acquit.
DID THIS FUCKING CUNT REALLY SAID SORRY TO MOVIEBOB?
Gimme a fucking timestamp for that shit. I need to shoot it deep into my veins.
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I gotta quit getting over excited and actually read the thread.

I get the feeling this balding breadtuber may regret uploading her drunken ~confessions~.
Mask Off (archive) - Lindsay Ellis (archive)

Lindsay claims she never would have used Twitter to tell MovieBlob to fuck off if she had known the diet nazis were going to turn it into a meme.
She reiterates, on a platform with eight hundred thousand more followers than her Twitter (archive), MovieBlob is a creep and they are not friends!
A clip of this very sincere apology can be found below: if you'd like to give her a view, here's the timestamp
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Lindsay claims she never would have used Twitter to tell MovieBlob to fuck off if she had known the diet nazis were going to turn it into a meme.
She reiterates, on a platform with eight hundred thousand more followers than her Twitter (archive), MovieBlob is a creep and they are not friends!
A clip of this very sincere apology can be found below: if you'd like to give her a view, here's the timestamp
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This is such bullshit because she knew full well before this incident as to how hated Bob is by so many different groups of people. More importantly she knew that all of his detractors were aware of his creepy infatuation with her. She knew full well her tweets were going to be used to mercilessly dunk on his fat ass.

The only reason she is walking this back now is that she wants people back on her side. Bob is the perfect simp for her so she needs him.
 
This is such bullshit because she knew full well before this incident as to how hated Bob is by so many different groups of people. More importantly she knew that all of his detractors were aware of his creepy infatuation with her. She knew full well her tweets were going to be used to mercilessly dunk on his fat ass.

The only reason she is walking this back now is that she wants people back on her side. Bob is the perfect simp for her so she needs him.

Wow. I actually feel sorry for Bob. He doesn't know or doesn't care enough to notice Ellis is making him into a scapegoat to throw under the bus once the sharks come out to eat. I gotta give her credit. She is smart enough to know which people to turn into her simps, and save face.

But man doesn't it stop it for being fucking diabolical.
 
So about two minutes in she explains that the term "cancelled", which evidently never existed in the tongue of man before, was used in some forgettable pop song and then fast forward today and it has, and I'm fucking quoting her,

"like 'woke' before it, it has gone from AAVE vernacular to right-wing buzzword"

AAVE, for all you uneducated Neanderthals, stands for African America Vernacular English. If you illiterate cave men think saying "African American Vernacular English vernacular" is retarded in it's redundancy then you is stupid and will never know where the white women at. If you only know AAVE as ebonics/broken English then you is racists an sheeeeeit and will never colonize a white woman with a puffy face and wine stained lips who claims to be a writer.
 
These hour+ youtube videos about trivial drama bullshit is probably the reason that got me properly into watching sports. So thanks for that because watching cars race around a track for an hour is now infinitely more interesting than these videos.
Still come here though because this is the only place to enjoy shitting on these dweebs even if I used to be fans of them.
 
James wins again.
Best part about it is that James probably doesn't even know who she is and is completely unfazed by her.
J.K. Rowling is a better writer than Lindsay Ellis.
Harry potter has far more originality than Lindsay's Transformers knockoff.
For real, could you imagine as a kid having your Mom social justice warrior you up nonstop during your kid years and then looking at her old channel awesome reviews and shit? Pretty sure kids would rather get bullied hardcore in school and take a daily nut slap rather than have this doughy drunk thot as a mom.
lol the current generation of troons and sex degenerate furfags came from uppity soccer mom types, maybe with people like Lindsay becoming parents, we'll see a reverse of that trend.
Well what we have here lindsay responding to here "canceling" in form of a video no less
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LMAO get fucked Lindsay. Live by the sword and die by it, bitch.
 
One of my favorite pieces of literature is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and one of my favorite films series is the Universal string of Frankenstein Movies from the 30s and 40s, and I really enjoy the Hammer Frankenstein films as well.

In most good Frankstenstein-esque stories, we get to the part where the monster turns on his creator. There is a tragic inevitability inherent to the story, but when it happens, I almost never feel bad for Dr. Frankenstein. Why? Because he made this, he was warned not to, and now he's left to becoming a victim of the very thing he created.

I bring it up because Lindsay was one of those lefty keyboard warriors encouraging cancelling people and all that other shit, and she chose to stick her flag in that camp, even though people like us warned her and others like her that they'd be victims of this mindset sooner or later. Lindsay didn't listen, and sure enough, it happened, and very much like Dr. Frankenstein, I don't feel sorry for her because others were thrown into the fire long before they got to her and she was right there cheering it on when it wasn't her.

Tough break numb nuts. You made this bed, now you can lay in it.
 
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"and I've published all of ONE book that only reached number seven on the New York Times list
*jump cut to Lindsay making this face*
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But it did make the New York Times list!"

I am soo happy for my boy Bob that this self congratulating, self severing, vapid bitch thought it best to grovel to his immense girth in desperation to atone for her sins of doing absolutely nothing. Get rekt Ellis and learn from your Senpai. Never apologize.
 
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"and I've published all of ONE book that only reached number seven on the New York Times list
*jump cut to Lindsay making this face*
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But it did make the New York Times list!"

I am soo happy for my boy Bob that this self congratulating, self severing, vapid bitch thought it best to grovel to his immense girth in desperation to atone for her sins of doing absolutely nothing. Get rekt Ellis and learn from your Senpai. Never apologize.
Sheeit she literally looks over 50 years old in this screencap despite obvious trowled on makeup and uggo-lighting
 
Fuck me Lindsay, a almost 2 hours video about you canceling, and you had the nerve to walk back the smacking you gave Movie Robert, see, this is why we can't have nice things.

I'm not gonna watch, fuck it, I've read her book (listened), I'm good for Lindsay Ellis for the rest of my life.

But I have a question for the Brave Souls who did, Does Ellis actually adress why she got "canceled", or she tries to "Pseudo-intellectualism" the "internet cancel phenomenon" and downplay what she has done and said by analysing it as one of the shitty video essays "look at me, i'm smart" she does? Also, in a insufferable self-satisfied smug attitude?

Because Lindsay, if you are reading this, that ain't the reason why you got shit on your face now. Anyone with half a brain can tell what happened, and sure as fuck it wasn't a snarky tweet about a boring ass Disney flick.

The awnser is simple: PEOPLE DON'T LIKE LINDSASY ELLIS.

How fast and vicious the knives came out for this woman pretty much tells the story, people were waiting to kick her white ass, and Lindsay gave the excuse they wanted.

And Lindsay's true tradgedy is, that in a way she can't help it. Ellis has something people call "anti-charisma", something about her make people unconfortable, upset or even slightly hostile against her. We can observe that in a lot of public figures, like Zuckerberg, Ben Afleck or Bire Larson, even if you knew nothing about these people, there is an impression that causes a repulse against these people.

Oh sure, you can point out Lindsay's lame intellectual posh attitude, and other things from her character, but from the very start she had something about her people just didn't like.

She got popular alright, and her video essays hit that sweet spot of making dumb people think they are smarter by watching her, and like it or not, she is good at hitting that audience. I'll give it this to Ellis, she has ambition and goes after it.

But Lindsay Ellis, youtuber personality? yeah, Pewdiepie she ain't, and the more she exposed herself, the less people liked, and it was only a matter of time.

My random internet asshole advice? Keep youself out of social media Ellis, do you patreon videos, and get your books or whatver, but don't be so much in the public eye. Find a small group of friends you can be true with and forget about this fame you want so bad, you have a good life, more than most have, more than most think you deserve.

Also, for god's sake woman, tone down on the face cake, your skin needs to breath or it's gonna necrosis damn it!
 
For those not watching the video, Lindsay gave credit to the term "cancel" to a song written by a black person called "Your love has been canceled", then showed a WP clipping that reads like this:

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Then she uses some made-up term AAVE to try and make both the words "cancel" and "woke", as in the Red Pill scene from the Matrix, as cultural appropriation.

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No, "canceled" is not black vernacular, it comes from when a TV show gets taken off the air. Lindsay is so amazingly insufferable but I never thought she'd try historical revisionism and trying to claim the term "woke" came from black people when the etymology leads to a movie written by two white people.

What a racist piece of shit, & I'm barely three minutes in.
 
Lindsay you could had earned some respect from me if you told the Woke Crowd to Fuck Off but you didn't so here's how it's done by someone with real talent.

Elia Kazan one of the greatest directors of all time and in the 30's he was for about 2 years a member of the Communist Party until he saw through them and left. In the 50's the House on Unamerican Activities called him about his past as a Communist Party member and he testified naming names of other people he knew was members then when asked for his honesty the left hated him till the day he died. Here was his response from his amazing film On the Waterfront with Marlon Brando and it took him under 5 minutes Lindsay.

https://youtu.be/1OncGnlOhGE
 
Some things from the garbage that is twitter.
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8 minutes in and here comes FUCKING GAMERGATE!!! *AIRHORNS*
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"uSH chinKos doNUt EBen noooooOOOooOOoooo wash opRession isH! w-w-whEn u wr shteel in UR SHITTY CUNtrees Iwash on MUH ONWN RoofTOps VIRTUALLY! I TWEETED SHOW U KWOOD BEEFRE OF TROMP SLAVERY U UNGRATEFULL YELLOW BASHTARDS!"
 
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The most frustrating thing about this video is that she is tap-dancing on the border of self-awareness, but never steps over. Repeatedly, she diagnoses the problem with lefty twitter mobs, but she can't quite bring herself to acknowledge the diseased roots of that culture. She eventually calls out the left for this cancel bullshit, but not because it's a shitty thing to do to a person, no... it's because it's what THE RIGHT WANTS! THEY WANT THE LEFT TO EAT THEIR OWN! No shit, genius. Deep down, she still thinks people on the right deserve this treatment. Truly, she's learned nothing.
Agreed. These packs of mad dog who can't obtain her level of social status (either for reasons within or beyond their own personal control) are to politically useful when there's a "LITERAL facist in office" and they're easy to stir up and aim at political enemies. But when there's nothing to do, or the enemies are to abstract to be understood (no American Progs actually give a fuck what goes on in other countries), they look for blood somewhere else.

I think it's also interesting how often she tries to obscure her powerlevel; as if she's just a humble video essayist and not the most successful member of what will go down as one of the most important circles of content creators in internet history. Maybe she's small fry in a grand examination of the full media landscape, but within the leftwing/media criticism internet realm, it's hard to imagine that she doesn't have substantial reach if not respect on a content quality level compared to most of her peers.

Lindsay desperately wants to be accepted back into the progressive fold, but now she's facing the reality of the criticism that people have had about these communities for years; that if you're white and not sufficiently queer, you will eventually be kicked out no matter how loyal you are. It seems to be pretty common that white women get just a little too comfortable and flippant in these circles for the comfort of their pet minority groups and they face the cost of being socially cast out.

oh well.
 
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