Watching the latest live, Rain or Shine. Getting out of the car she said she, "sneezed and peed my pants a bit." Just dropped it in casually, like it was nothing. Imagine the absolute horror of the suffering of that car's seat. The pee, the incessent farts, spilled fast food and sticky sauces (we've all seen how messily she eats), and let's face it, probably actual shit from one of her close calls that was a little late (since almost every food she consumes requires her to immediately and violently evacuate her bowels).
"Maybe my bum will dry," she grunts as she struggles to exit the car. Yes, that's right; she's not worried about walking around after pissing herself to the point that her whole ass is wet. And she believes a 10 minute walk IN THE RAIN will dry her pissed-soaked pants.
We know she doesn't do laundry often, because she tells us she's done it every time, as if she's boasting about her aborted dream of getting to Everest base camp. We also know she wears clothes many, many times between washes, as we've seen her pick cat hair-coated items from her floor, sniff, then declare them clean enough to wear. So considering how breezily she mentioned pissing herself, I think we can conclude she's probably wearing pissy leggings more often than not. I'm always surprised when she's even more gross than I thought.
Also noticed that 'Euro-beeze' sounds exactly like 'You're Obese' the way she says it. How unintentially apt.
