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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Calling it now the next zoonotic pandemic will be when the alpaca herd develops some horrific new disease and the troons catch it from a severe lack of hygiene.


It's in Bonnie's mum's name. Kevin is just throwing $1k a month at the project in "rent".
He grifted his own fucking Mother...utter garbage.
 
AGPs hate their mothers. They're morose, depressed men, so they hate existing, and their moms are the reason they exist. Their moms also got pregnant and birthed them, something that they envy. Everyone has a female mother, and that flies in the face of "biological sex isn't real" and "men can totally become women". Plus, mothers and manbabies are often natural enemies - who tells you to put the toys away, move out of her basement, and get a real job? It's not surprising that the troon squad saves their worst venom and most shameless grifting for the moms of the world.
 
I doubt that it would work. Mostly because they let the animals roam all around the terrain and that is a huge cause of the problem. Specially if they have chickens since the little shits can decimate a small plot of land in a matter of days. You couple the chickens with the alpacas and you have a good combination for overgrazing. Also, the fact the animals roam all over the place will barely allow them to get some soil recovery going. And i dunno if it would be doable in that area tbh, since it was already a desert.
Oh god, chickens are the worst. I keep 4 in a big garden in a rainy country and they will eat the earth bare.
I was more wondering if it was fixable post troon and alpaca exodus, but I guess no one sane would take this land after the tranchers have destroyed it.
 
Do any of the agriculture spergs here know if the soil could be helped by planting a cover crop, like clover or daikon or cowpeas or something?

I know there isn't enough land to grow enough food for the alpacas to eat, but could they retain/rebuild the topsoil enough to withstand alpaca hooves and be of use in the future? Assuming they were more diligent about rotating where they herd them and used a hay feeder instead of just throwing it on the ground.

(I grew Austrian Winter Peas for green fertilizer and to choke out weeds in a planting strip I was redoing; the rate of growth was remarkable, but I'm in a wetter part of the US.)
 
This is how you run a llama business in Westcliffe CO. This is what the troons should have done. I know they have alpacas, but you know what I mean.

From the website:

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Hi! My name is Brianna and I am so glad you came by! I have owned and raised llamas since 1995. Over the years I have trained and shown many llamas, earning many champions at both local and regional shows.

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We started this business in May 2019 as a fun way to introduce people to llamas and help them to live their dream of hanging out with a llama for a day :). Since we started, I have been blessed to meet many different people and enjoy all the new friends that we make.

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Llamas are some of the most gentle, easy going animals and the perfect partner for a hike. They are very quiet, and well mannered. All of our llamas start training at 6 months of age. Spitting is not allowed from the guests or the llamas :)

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We strive to make sure you have the trip of your dreams! It is up to you if you would like to go on a long trek/hike or if you want to just walk a short distance and sit and take in the beautiful scenery. We will accommodate your needs. This adventure is suitable for all ages. Please let us know what we can do to make your day great!
 
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Do any of the agriculture spergs here know if the soil could be helped by planting a cover crop, like clover or daikon or cowpeas or something?
The ravenous, starving animals they're killing, from alpacas to sheep to birds, would immediately eat anything as soon as it grew, just to get some nutrition. They are massively overgrazing, to the point they've turned normal scrubland into something resembling the surface of Mars, or even the Moon.
I don't know why, but those llamas have very punchable faces.
They would spit in your face for saying that. And they have nasty spit.
 
Wait, doesn't manure explode sometimes if lit on fire? I could of sworn I heard something about that somewhere.
Large manure piles can spontaneously combust. The chemical reaction from composting causes heat as a byproduct. Occasionally there are fires from this in my area, and in the winter you see smaller piles with all the snow melted on them.
 
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