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I know this is late af and very obvious but...

I get so much enjoyment out of seeing this fat cunt act like he has no time to sort out this vaccination stuff. He works for himself, sets his own schedules and has the ability to make up for any lost time with his turbo-begging.

He just wants to be a victim and wants something to bitch about because his life is utterly empty of all meaning. He was ranting about his kitchen cabinets being made cheaply to his viewers. He has no friends. The only way anybody will attend his funeral is if it's livestreamed so people can pop into the chat. What a sad sack of shit.
 
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YokuNama said:
Does all this guy do is bitch?


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I guess when you have little to no connection with any real humans you begin to believe you're the only person in the world that needs to be catered to. What an unbearable amount of laziness.. if the info isn't spoon-fed or someone doesn't do it for him then it's completely not worth him trying it.
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There are 4 pharmacies easily within 5 miles of his shed where he can get it.
 
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Opollo said:
I never had you for a complete moron. There is a difference between "these vacs where made on the fast" and "we used 440 million ppl for guinea pigs". I begin to see a very unhealthy relation between ppl who have fun laughing abt an idiot and obsessed ppl.
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banter
/ˈbantə/

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  1. the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks.
    "there was much good-natured banter"

Might help you understand my comment.
My whole point was that I think it would be funny if Phil in his classical form managed to be his own worst enemy and own himself by doing something he doesn't have to do. Like getting that bloody vaccine.

So relax cocker, I have nothing against your retard juice and I don't care about it either.
 
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Iron Hamster said:

Looks like they all require an appointment. I'm sure he could get one where he got his alleged ear drops.
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Those he got an an urgent care clinic which, at least elsewhere in the country, are not currently stocking or administering the vaccines, mostly through a combination of not having the equipment needed to keep it at the proper temperature and the fact that some places just need to still be treating things like non-emergent workplace injuries.

Unless you mean where he got the scrip for them filled, which re-reading your post is probably the case and I'm being retarded. That said the point stands; my doctor's office is part of a network of about 30 offices and the primary care offices aren't even administering it yet. It's only a few select sites so all the others can keep treating folks for everything else. In my part of the country a pharmacy seems to be the best bet; most doctor's offices are giving it to their active patients first and selecting who gets an appointment from pools of the eligible groups. If conditions are similar in Phil's neck of the woods he's shit out of luck because now he's competing with every person with shit insurance, every person with no money in their pockets, every undocumented immigrant and every other person with any reason for not having a PCP, and every day he decides he can't be fucked to do the legwork to get himself on a list is probably another week he'll be waiting. Infection rates per day are rising in different parts of the country and that's going to drive even more people to try and get the shot.

He was in the catbird seat from day one to jump on the chance to get vaccinated as soon as he could; he has plenty of disposable income and time on his hands. I'm going to laugh harder and harder for every day he tweets his little tantrums over this.
 
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anybody wanna explain what in the fuck is this seating position?
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Phil just straight up had a begging fit over how he says "people love call of duty but they don't contribute, please if you could contribute!" Wish someone would just punch him in his gout-ridden snout.

Seriously this piece of shit is berating his audience for not tipping him when he is having fun. That's not how streaming works you idiot, but please continue to act like anyone else besides your 7 whales actually like you.
 
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Fill Bern El said:
I genuinely think that they love each other and there really isn't this type of friction. I could be wrong, but their personalities from what I've seen are both bland and pointless as fuck. Dirty too (see: subaru man). With this in mind, Phil also changing his personality to outwardly reject any kind of sexualization of ANYBODY, men or women, which directly contrasts old school Phil shows that Phil is changing his personality to more align with Kat most likely. This, once again, shows that they really do love each other to some extent.
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Phil loves her in the sense he loves having someone else in the house that will cook food for him and do laundry. Idk how you can hear how he talks about her and believe he actually cares beyond the most superficial levels
 
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I notice in the kitchen drawer rant, he has fully retconned the Wakando back into being a full time, mature adult "house". Not a single use of the word "condo", just "house this" and "house that". I guess now that the bankruptcy is far in the past, he is eager to get back to flexing on his wheelchairs about "muh house".
 
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Fill Bern El said:
Okay, so it took Dave 40 hours to complete basically the intro level/area of Divinity II. It never hit me until now how long 40 hours is.

I just finished Dark Souls Remastered today. It took me 41 hours. Like, to finish the game. Start to finish. HOW THE FUCK...DOES IT TAKE YOU 40 HOURS TO LEAVE A BEGINNING AREA? I understand why Dave hates gaming so much. He fucking sucks at it. Worse than I thought.
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His DoS2 playthrough must be one of the worst he has ever done, even in terms of TIHYDP material this is going to be an absolute slog to sift through. Every single action takes upwards of 5-7 minutes, relying on chat to basically play the game for him.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
A 10,000 bitch here ($100) comes in and he immediately launches into a beg about tips. My God, the greed... it's... it's massively strong!
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That fucking asshole did it on purpose. Phil won't be seeing those 100 bucks until the 15th of May. That's an eternity and he has bills to pay right now.
I totally understand why he's upset. Couldn't this 10k bit bitch do it yesterday?
 
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BepsiLight said:
That fucking asshole did it on purpose. Phil won't be seeing those 100 bucks until the 15th of May. That's an eternity and he has bills to pay right now.
I totally understand why he's upset. Couldn't this 100k bit bitch do it yesterday?
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According to Phil, bits are delayed 2 months I think. So he'll actually get it in June lol, even more of an eternity
 
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A 10,000 bitch here ($100) comes in and he immediately launches into a beg about tips. My God, the greed... it's... it's massively strong!
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Just to point out, again, that this account, "markfear" it's just some paypig with an alias. This soundcloud page is the same exact one from a previous paypig used (that I forgot who it was), he just changed the name. I remember that because of his kinda peculiar playlist. Well, the guy tipped saying he moved from some US state to Arizona. But the idiot just changed the name of his soundcloud, not the location.

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It sucks that I don't remember who paypig that one is, but it just proves that Phil has way less paypigs than we can even imagine. I would say that he is down to 3-4 paypigs now.
 
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