DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

just managed to get phil to tell me to flush my head down a toilet for asking him why he cant stream 1-2 hours on Saturday, aka his day off

feelsbadman

Its amazing how easily he gets baited.

Hes literally stopping the stream to shit talk you for 2-3 minutes at a time and using you as an excuse to stall again but with actual content.

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is he still begging when he already got 100dollars in cheers?

Disgusting.

EDIT: Any mention about the ear infection lately? Cause it mysteriously disappeared without going to a doctor. Just like his back.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So we are getting overtime again when the tips goal hasn't been hit. I thought he said he tended to go overtime as a reward for hitting the tips goal...

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

So we are getting overtime again when the tips goal hasn't been hit. I thought he said he tended to go overtime as a reward for hitting the tips goal...

This is the pigroach we are talking about so he will for sure be squealing hard if he doesn't go overtime. Expect a long sigh and him questioning whether or not he should play COD anymore.

 

[Dona Morte]

I really need that money..... to ... pay my bills.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

I'm catching up on prior days rants about the HASSLE of DRIVING TEN TO TWENTY miles and "extended time in the car" to get a shot that would be readily available for him. And he uses "we" when talking about driving, once again supporting the idea that Phil might not drive himself.... possibly didn't renew his license?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I just love it that Phils only defense regarding people that disagree with him on stuff is to demean them and call them names because he cannot legit get a straight arguement in because he is wrong.

It's not even just that. I don't like dealing with argumentative shit either, and I'm a lazy cunt that doesn't want to do a bunch of research on shit I don't care about because someone is ranting towards me about it. There's many ways you can respectfully decline to have an argument about something. "I'm not interested" / "I prefer to stay out of it" / "I don't believe you and frankly I don't want to hear about it" and so on.

Phil jumps to demeaning others and calling them names because he can only wring any semblance of joy in his hollow and meaningless life by putting others down. He's the fatass overgrown bully that calls everybody names on the playground, and then goes to sit all alone at lunchtime because nobody wants anything to do with his wretched ass. Except he's doing it as a man going into his 40s instead of an elementary schoolkid, so that amplifies the level of sheer insufferable pettiness of it all.

I really can't blame anybody for sincerely wishing Phil ends up in a car crash or something terrible like that. It's easy and very understandable to want something bad to happen to someone that spends their entire existence doing nothing but spreading misery to everybody around them because they're all shitty and pissy that they ruined their own lives, and want others to suffer as much as they are.

 

[actually]

According to Phil, bits are delayed 2 months I think. So he'll actually get it in June lol, even more of an eternity

I know this will be a huge shock, but he's lying. That's what Twitch used to do. Now, all bit and sub revenue in a given calendar month is received the next month on the 15th, at least for partners.

 

[YokuNama]

Lmaooooo

Phil gets the victory in his stream and goes on a very toxic rant about people not liking Call Of Duty when he just got good at it. Fuck you if you don't support him actually getting good at the game.

 

[Totally Awesome]

anybody wanna explain what in the fuck is this seating position?
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He might have back problems from sitting crooked and hunched over all day like a dumbass.

 

[BepsiLight]

Lmaooooo

Phil gets the victory in his stream and goes on a very toxic rant about people not liking Call Of Duty when he just got good at it. Fuck you if you don't support him actually getting good at the game.

It only took him like eight months to sometimes get a positive K/D ratio? I wonder why people are bored of CoD and Fall Guys

 

[Crooked 16th]

Holy shit that rant at the end was funny as fuck. No one wants to see your butthole get plugged Phil

 

[YokuNama]

Holy shit that rant at the end was funny as fuck. No one wants to see your butthole get plugged Phil

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The real issue is he wants people to kiss his ass and jerk him off because he's finally decent in one game after 12 years of sucking in every other game. The problem with that is he is incredibly boring when he's enjoying himself and his gloating is insufferable even to the people who give him money.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Lmaooooo

Phil gets the victory in his stream and goes on a very toxic rant about people not liking Call Of Duty when he just got good at it. Fuck you if you don't support him actually getting good at the game.

He's still trash at the game. Any time he pokes his head out of the literal bot bracket he gets smacked right back down to the playpen with the other invalids. The real reason no one wants to see this game anymore is that he rattles off the same bullshit excuses and complaints every single stream, and he has been ramping up the frequency with which he streams this game (probably to avoid having to buy another game, gotta milk every last cent out of this one first) further exacerbating the problem. It took him 5 fucking months to use the sniper rifles/shotguns, and for like 4 of those first 5 months he used maybe 4-5 weapons with the same fucking class.

 

[Brother Wind]

Most of his viewers have actual workplace obligations (that take them out of the house and put them more at risk than the shut-in). Many of them work 9-5 jobs, one would assume. They have to in order to feed him money to sit on his ass playing games for less than 6 hours each day. How did they all get this vaccine?

They took time off, Phil. They left their workplaces. They booked on their lunch breaks. They forced time into their schedules because it was important to them.

My favorite thing is how its shit like this that just completely gives away his immaturity. Like even more than his playing house or his insulting. His complete unwillingness to do something because he has to just shows that he is a manchild. Like you said everyone who has gotten a shot had to find a hole in their schedule. My field is a right pain in the dick to schedule around, but me and a couple of adults talked it out and got it settled. It meant that my boss will have to cover me and the nurses are going home a bit later and that I have to make a very fast drive across town. But you know Adults know how the world works.

But like today he had a fit that Capcom scheduled their demo for his day off. Which really tickled me pink the way he completely sperged about it. On the face of it, its hilarious because he goes on about how he needs big marquee games. And this one is pure profit. But nope, cannot possibly sneak it in his schedule. He can't rush home early, or even consider working on his day off.

Like, I can't imagine that. Especially with the begging. I bring my dad up a lot. My Dad was a lazy bastard. Valued his sleep and relaxation time. Raised a bunch of lazy bastards. And we still have careers. Responsibilty. People speak highly of our work ethic. Like what kind of upbringing did Phil have that has such an idiotic and useless view of how the world works. My god. I know welfare queens who will at least take the effort to get dolled up so they can suck enough cock to get their bills paid.

 

[Totally Awesome]

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The real issue is he wants people to kiss his ass and jerk him off because he's finally decent in one game after 12 years of sucking in every other game. The problem with that is he is incredibly boring when he's enjoying himself and his gloating is insufferable even to the people who give him money.

"I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun."

Gets angry and bitches at the chat.

 

[PieceofShet]

"I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun."

Gets angry and bitches at the chat.

Ofc he was mad at chat. He needs to wait a month to use that 100dollars on wwec pulls.

 

[CCheelai]

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The real issue is he wants people to kiss his ass and jerk him off because he's finally decent in one game after 12 years of sucking in every other game. The problem with that is he is incredibly boring when he's enjoying himself and his gloating is insufferable even to the people who give him money.

"I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun."

Gets angry and bitches at the chat.

DSP isn't even good at this game. He is just abusing skill based matchmaking; going as far as to quit out of the game multiple times when he runs into players at or above his skill level.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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The real issue is he wants people to kiss his ass and jerk him off because he's finally decent in one game after 12 years of sucking in every other game. The problem with that is he is incredibly boring when he's enjoying himself and his gloating is insufferable even to the people who give him money.

Compare it to the other night where he was at mercy of his viewers. Now the mask is off. Fuck you guys, Phil is now good at the game destroying scrubs. This is the 5th stream of Call of Whales and they never came. Instead of axing the game he is outright playing it more to spite everyone, even his fans.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I know DSP is gin browsing right now so I just wanted to say: I got a vaccine appointment for tomorrow with almost no effort because I have, get this, friends. I hope scamming your friends and becoming a hermit is working out for you, brother.