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To say this is excessive would be an understatement.
Why is this fat fuck so desperate for a lolcow thread?View attachment 2092002
Vito has walked back his claims to be Jewish, but maybe he's trying to bring it back? Imagine worshipping Mammon to such an extent.
I think he's long overdue for one.Why is this fat fuck so desperate so desperate for a lolcow thread?
That's like saying you're a serial killer and claiming it violates your free speech rights when you're arrested for your serial killing.It's amazing how often "it's just a joke bro, stop trying trample on my free speech bro" is used justify fucking kids or wanting to fuck kids.
Because he is a pathetic attention whore. He should never get one for that very reason. If he has to be discussed it should be in the thread of whoever he's currently sucking off, because the only interest in this corpulent loser is his sad attempts to suck up to other lolcows.Why is this fat fuck so desperate so desperate for a lolcow thread?
kikes fucking disgust me."I had sex manuals since I was like 7 or 8"
"since I met you I've gotten worse in bed"
"I no longer feel good when you enjoy sex is that how you turn into a rapist"
"black people like to talk about how they are good in bed"
"I think women do not know their own bodies"
"when I was in middle school I taught all my friends how to masturbate"
"she had her first orgasm locked in my closet"
"often I feel raped after a sexual encounter" (the women)
"I'm picture a 7ft tall black guy watching this video... he knocks me out and shows you that none of this stuff matters"
"you should start a zoom masturbation circle"
"you ever hear of fucking machines...they got everything...where women just like scream...it's revenge"
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Ugh, this video actually has a decent take, but it's ruined by the fact that he's a naked pedo who's only famous for defending Cuties and being Vito's boyfriend. His video on troons was the same way.
I will probably get BTFO'd for this take but I feel like I know this type of guy.Ugh, this video actually has a decent take, but it's ruined by the fact that he's a naked pedo who's only famous for defending Cuties and being Vito's boyfriend. His video on troons was the same way.
"This is why i'm different from you this is what I tell myself you're not trying to provoke a thoughtful reaction"Original:
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I retract my previous statement. This dude is a fucking retard and a grifter on top of being a pedophile. How can you not understand what Crowder is trying to do here? Crowder's content is not exactly high-brow, it shouldn't be difficult to understand that he's trying to prove that nobody healthy would've died from Chauvin's knee. Hence why Crowder repeatedly stated that he himself was in need of surgery and despite that he was in no danger of dying. The point being that the deciding factor in Floyd's death was fentanyl, not the knee. You might disagree with that argument, but it's not difficult to see why Crowder made his video.
Flow is pretty good. He manages to match Eminem's pretty well which of course aint easy. He's not going full speed obviously, he's not eminem-tier, but he's doing a pretty good job. He has clear diction, doesn't let his lines run over each other, and lands his rhymes. The lyrics are decent and maintain a clear and coherent theme for the piece. Criminal is an appropriate choice for the "troll song" vibe he is ostensibly going for, since that's what the original is. The initial hook of "CAUSE IM A PEDOPHILE" most certainly hits the same way "CAUSE IM A CRIMINAL" does. The direction of the video is pretty good, with good lipsyncing, decent shot durations, and a clear vision to match the theme with the reptar shirt, schoolbus, etc.
If this was made by a humorist I would rate it an 8/10 comedy video. Instead it was made by a known pedophile trying to deflect from his known pedophilia using humor, so I give it a 0/10.