TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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Jesus she really does just look like Roseanne bar at this point. What an old hag.
 
Ever since she "debuted" with her book a few years ago, I knew that her ass would get boned eventually. Who the fuck still listens to this drunk seriously? I'm just waiting for her to get another DUI and in case you're reading this you white whore, it isn't a matter of IF, but WHEN.

You can't help yourself. :story:
 
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I love witnessing the stage of capitalism at which obnoxious high-bmi infertile useless self absorbed white bitches are forced to record bela tarr level long self denunciation videos of their "sins". It's a great feeling

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That is the funny thing about this new Lindsay's vid, it is a struggle session, but at the same time it isn't.

I mean, it is a given that Ellis wasn't gonna drop to her knees and ask for forgivness, queen bee wino ain't gonna stand for that, so she made a two hours long video to tell everybody how much she doesn't give a shit about being canceled, and overall her overwhelming need to have the last word in the matter, you can't outsmart Lindsay Ellis.

But at the same time, Ellis did the same thing people do on these virtual struggle sessions, overlong videos, with a exasperated speaker, oversharing their own struggles and traumas in order to gather some sympathy scraps from the mob, and here and there Lindsay did say she was sorry for some of her behaviour.

That is why her final claims of being "over and done" with this whole cancel culture thing sounds hollow, because if she really didn't care, she wouldn't make a 2 hour long video looking like she just aged 10 years since last month.

Ellis might not have said "sorry" out loud, but she did undergo the ringer that these social puritans demand, and in a unintentional way, showed more of her back than she intended.
 
Also, I got 2 minutes into the video and found her completely insufferable.
her fucking tight throat, nasally, fake pretentious voice has always made me unable to watch her videos.
Well, I watched the whole thing, and it's probably going to get her off the hook. It's very carefully choreographed, but has that tearful """""authenticity"""" that will win her mountains of simp praise.
how can people even simp for this. she's not as interesting as contrapoints nor as good looking as SarahZ. Her nappy hair looks like a cheap wig.
I'm not surprised at a TWO HOUR video blowing off her shitty behavior. Does her breadtube people even give a shit about her anymore? I haven't really seen any interaction with her from the breadtubers.
 
how can people even simp for this. she's not as interesting as contrapoints nor as good looking as SarahZ. Her nappy hair looks like a cheap wig.
I'm not surprised at a TWO HOUR video blowing off her shitty behavior. Does her breadtube people even give a shit about her anymore? I haven't really seen any interaction with her from the breadtubers.

And that’s exactly why people love her! She’s easily digestible, feels more realistic to achieve, and is just as worthless and insignificant as they are! They relate to her on the physical and mental level, and if she can spin a decent argument about a corporate movie they felt nastolgiac for is valid, heckin’ sweet, amirite? She’s mediocrity, relatability, and constantly makes excuses for her whiny butt fucking annoying behaviour, just like her own viewers!
 
I hope she didn't cynically make up that rape story in order to avoid people calling her for her hypocrisy of doing rape jokes when she bashed Doug for doing the same because that would be absolutely disgusting and cynical.
I would absolutely bet that Lindsay made up any rape story, or at least exaggerated it to make her the victim. She already had it out for Doug anyway, the ChangeTheChannel drama had her completely throw Doug and company (even if she wasn't attacking Doug personally) under the bus despite the fact that they helped make her an e-celeb.

Hell, probably the worse thing they did during that time to her was ask her to read off a script while she and her "co-workers" ran around in a public park wearing silly costumes.
 
^ oh gee, will ya look at that! yet another over-the-hill white bitch making excuses for her ray-Cis partner in crime /some Twitter leftist POC/tranny most likely.

And that’s exactly why people love her! She’s easily digestible, feels more realistic to achieve, and is just as worthless and insignificant as they are! They relate to her on the physical and mental level, and if she can spin a decent argument about a corporate movie they felt nastolgiac for is valid, heckin’ sweet, amirite? She’s mediocrity, relatability, and constantly makes excuses for her whiny butt fucking annoying behaviour, just like her own viewers!
anything and everything I've ever heard from her more recent videos on pop culture, from my more woke acquaintances that actually follow her, have always been super mediocre and bland takes.

"maybe it would've been better to come up with a different character arc for Dany in GoT, if you couldn't properly pull off GRRMs original, rather than insist on shoehorning it."
yeah, no fucking shit you drunk bitch, I could've come up with that conclusion in 10 seconds flat on my own! but when you're an easily impressed limousine leftist, I suppose this kind of shit makes the angels sing in your tiny head or something.
 
"Lindsay is right. We all live in fear and not because “you can’t say anything in this woke world anymore!” but because women, marginalized people, the “damn sjws” are held to a higher standard."

The cope is real. This is the bitch that got Spoony kicked from Channel Awesome for an old joke she dug up. This is the bitch that organized the whole Change The Channel fiasco. Oh, but now cancel culture has gone too far, and actually it was the other kids doing it the whole time, not her? Ridiculous.
 
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To TLDR the shit lindsay and co are trying to push its simply this

Only we get to cancel people, Only we get to point woke mobs against people for clout and exposure. If you disgusting little woke peasants dare try this shit with us you are officially siding with the nazis and will be treated as such by all important people we know.

Which again is pretty much the exact same shit Graham Linehan tried pulling a while back so will be interesting to see whether asians have less balls than trannies when it comes to bloated white rich smugfucks demanding they bow down and obey lest they be declared the next gamergate
 
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I thought about coming in and asking every day if she gave up on her noble silence on Twitter and gave into the Twitter addiction that every leftist has (or asking if her liver gave out). Judging by the sheer ego driven nature of videos like this, there's no way someone like her is "done with Twitter" like she says.

I made it through 3 minutes of the video and lmfao this red herring argument is as bad as that "digital blackface" article from a few years ago
 
Holy shit... 1 hour and 1 minute in she's brining up the context of the rape rap vid and how she was first sexual experience was being raped in college by first taking a shot and then intersplicing over where she would be giving any actual details with
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She then talks about how she burnt all the "evidence" and never told anyone. Her story continues by saying she went to a Dresden Dolls concert a year later and found her friend in a stairwell "covered in"
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"uhh by our neighbor so *chuckles* so I just see white I just like fly into this animal rage and"
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"I don't think it was- it couldn't have been five or ten minutes before the police showed up and I was still in full Hulk mode and"
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She then talks about her friend being loaded up into an ambulance and getting a rape kit done on her and now Lindsay's part of some rape case "Cool! Coolcoolcoolcoolcool" and she kept quite about her rape for another year.

Every single one of these is accompanied by a censor buzz sound effect.

I could buy that she's trying to use humor to get past her trauma, I'm assuming she's gonna say that's the point of the rape rap vid I don't know I haven't gotten that far yet, if it weren't that it comes off so fucking phony with the VHS effect, buzzer and fucking ending it with the police violence shit. Plus there the fact that she got rid of almost every piece of identifiable evidence possible for people to verify what she's saying other than some involvement in an alleged criminal rape case in 2004.

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I forgot to add this. I'm not a smart man, as made clear by my number of posts, so I like watching things I think are smart. I like watching a channel on youtube called JCS - Criminal Psychology. He reviews real police interview/interrogation films and talks about the methods cops use when questioning and how suspects react. One thing that seems to always come up is how people who are lying tend to add in irrelevant facts or details to their story to make them more believable. Again, I'm not a smart man nor am I anywhere near this field and I might be biased because I don't care for Lindsay but this story of hers has that same weirdness to me. Y'all be the judge.
I hope she didn't cynically make up that rape story in order to avoid people calling her for her hypocrisy of doing rape jokes when she bashed Doug for doing the same because that would be absolutely disgusting and cynical.

I seriously can not take this story at face value without some actual names and evidence. People need to get out of the mindset that someone faking a rape story is “beyond the pale” and that no one could ever stoop to that level. Also, it sure feels like the most coincidental of coincidences that she’s kept this story hidden for years only to spill it when her popularity is in jeopardy, and that this sudden revelation of her being a rape victim retroactively makes Doug Walker look even worse for forcing her to do a joke related to rape. Kind of odd that she didn’t reveal that detail during the Change The Channel debacle right? Wouldn’t that have been extremely relevant to the discussion at hand?
 
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