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First what crappy teen novel did she steal this from? Second I am calling bullshit on the kissing for two hours.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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First what crappy teen novel did she steal this from? Second I am calling bullshit on the kissing for two hours.
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Which account was verified ?
funtimesrun56
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YouTube I believe. It has her highest sub count.
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Even "clit stuff"??!? I thought she might have borrowed that from Shakespeare.
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Rain and petals eavesdrop, our gorl gave the wrong description.
She was visiting me for the weekend, because I was too fat and lazy to leave my human and animal shit and piss covered apartment; one might indeed say… I was housebound. I was propped up on twenty-nine pillows, on my bed, seeing as I was too fat to actually lay down flat. I had my head buried in various takeout containers and she had to keep moving my greasy, unwashed hair away from my mouth, otherwise that was also being eaten. I looked up at her (physically, that is. Metaphorically, I always look down on her), our eyes locked and I knew we’d found each other... I’d found myself another enabler and she’d finally bagged herself a sugarmama. Afterwards, with glossy eyes, she said she hadn’t known anyone with so much spare money, ever. She didn’t need to explain what she meant, which was useful, seeing as she is one illiterate, dumb-fuck, who can’t explain shit. She told me through actions, like popping to Wommart nine times in one day. We spent the next couple of days passionately eating junk food and buying useless shit from The Amazon. The only kissing involved was when I demanded she kiss my fat ass fifty-six times per day, otherwise, no Rugrats tees.
She was visiting me for the weekend, because I was too fat and lazy to leave my human and animal shit and piss covered apartment; one might indeed say… I was housebound. I was propped up on twenty-nine pillows, on my bed, seeing as I was too fat to actually lay down flat. I had my head buried in various takeout containers and she had to keep moving my greasy, unwashed hair away from my mouth, otherwise that was also being eaten. I looked up at her (physically, that is. Metaphorically, I always look down on her), our eyes locked and I knew we’d found each other... I’d found myself another enabler and she’d finally bagged herself a sugarmama. Afterwards, with glossy eyes, she said she hadn’t known anyone with so much spare money, ever. She didn’t need to explain what she meant, which was useful, seeing as she is one illiterate, dumb-fuck, who can’t explain shit. She told me through actions, like popping to Wommart nine times in one day. We spent the next couple of days passionately eating junk food and buying useless shit from The Amazon. The only kissing involved was when I demanded she kiss my fat ass fifty-six times per day, otherwise, no Rugrats tees.
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I applaud VocabularyChallengedLynn for buying shit with labels on it so she doesn't have to worry about her inability to know words.
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That kissing story is painful.
''Glossy eyes'' I think you mean vacant and dead.
''Glossy eyes'' I think you mean vacant and dead.
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I was waiting for someone to bring this up—I believe the term she is looking for is glassy. This bitch is so fucking retarded, anyone with glossy eyes needs to get that checked out.
Personally I would say an appropriate expression would be glazed over, xaned out, no longer with us, 1000 yard stare, goat-eyed, any of those might do. But eyes are generally not glossy, Pulynntzer Prize-Reid.
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That font activates my fight or flight response.
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DoctorLynn is at it again! She knows best!!!!!!!!
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She's really calling it a ''saga''. Jesus, Fatty proves how suuuuper educated she is on medication type deals.
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It's good for her that giga obesity doesn't increase the risk factor for any of the aforementioned medical crises. Gorl certainly knows her health priorities.
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She worries about the dumbest things. Only she would be worried about side effects she might get, but not the fact she is 600 pounds, can't walk, stand, sleep laying down, or shower.
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It is always interesting to see Amber rate all her health problems on the same level of importance. Her twitching eye is as important as bleeding for two years, for example. Getting diagnosed for unimportant issues take precedence over clearly important health problems. She always seems to consider “what could happen” more important as “what happened “.
“Saga”, what saga? Either she takes it estrogen or not. There is no saga. I, for one, cannot wait for a 20 minutes video where she will tell us that she has stopped taking it for all the possible side effects. She always seems to stop any medications she is on anyway. This is not new.
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Gorl estrogen is not the only thing making you blotchy lol. Lying in your bed without sunlight while snacking on exclusively processed sugars, carbs and fats all day will do that to you one way or another.
Not only does she demonstrate her inability to speak her only native language by misusing the word ‘saga’ to fuel her need to feel important, how weird is that to describe your own health issues like the latest drama on Lifetime? This is the kind of shit that makes me doubt if she really did ever have cancer. I wouldn’t expect her to understand anything her oncologist says to her, but the way that she updates her story is always inconsistent and never in line with how cancer actually works. I’m sticking with my theory that she got diagnosed with more minor pussy problems, got worked up about it but like the psycho narc she is decided to play it up to her YouTube audience to get twice the sympathy that she wanted for a problem not even worth mentioning, and then had to stick about it but slowly realized she’s too retarded to keep the lie up so she’s all better now.
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Word. Amber clearly has little to zero experience. And btw, that’s ok. Ya know what?! That’s very very ok. Good for you actually for making it out these trenches with your dainty hole still dainty nomesayin. For most of us high school was a daily dick gauntlet that you had to psyche yourself up for every trek across campus cause you knew it’s a dick ambush abouta pop up on ya. That being said, you don’t need to act like a washed up drag queen all the time. Doin all this big makeup and weairing loud clothes; cackling on your scooter all over the haters. Puttin on an energy that you’re someone that you clearly are not, and that extends to you (amber) acting like you’re Dr Ruth. Constantly taking jokes into a sexual direction,(old example but it’s pertinent) ‘casually‘ chatting with Libby on your gross couch about different positions you like an all that when at the same time you can’t actually talk about sex without your yellow face turning red and you giggle and drop it.You still make videos like that, all these years later, same fake stories, Like a little kid. Remember that more recent vid ‘well, I mean, sometimes my jaw be getting tired, nomesayin’. That one. Yeah. Gross. But also very fake. You an Becky don’t fuck. Just stop it. Becky might fuck Rafe. You might try to put Becky onto Destiny, but nobodies doing anything with Amber. And that’s so ok. Just say it tho. These young ‘fans’ you got don’t need bad examples everywhere they look. Amber could actually be an influence here in this regard. Speak your truth boo boo. The kids need to hear it. The real tho. Not your made up blogger image.
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So now she said in her Instagram stories that she has a nutritionist, not a dietician
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Of course she would. They're interchangeable for her. Wasn't unexpected since it's seems weird for a dietitian to put someone on a "detox" program.
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It isn't a fucking saga, DramaLynn. The saga is you gaining 300 fucking pounds on a "weight loss journee" channel. Millions of women take estrogen. You are not special.
BTW, you know what ELSE can give you blotchy/mottled skin? High blood pressure. Vascular diseases. Pancreatitis. Celllulitis. Oh, and my fave when it comes to you, lardass: end stage of life.