I appreciate the joke, but not even close. If it were just for her abortion documentary, she wouldn't have a career to speak of. Everything she has in life was given to her by Doug Walker when he picked her in the Nostalgia Chick contest. He made her. Everything she might have achieved after leaving Channel Awesome was on the back of the popularity she gained then. She needed Doug Walker's reflected glory to grow like a flower needs the sun. And that's pathetic. Never let her forget this. Always call her Nostalgia Chick.